As the Ukraine crisis staggers from bad to worse, it’s good to be able to report some re-assuring news from esteemed London Mayor Sadiq Khan.
According to shortarse Khant, London is ‘well prepared’ should Mad Bad Vlad go full on loony and decide to launch a nuclear strike on the nation’s capital. A spokesparrot for Citizen Khunt trilled ‘London has a resilient system in place to ensure that key agencies work closely and effectively together to keep us all safe’.
‘Keep us all safe?’. Is this really supposed to offer comfort to the populace? This is nothing but mealy-mouthed, empty rhetoric which counts for fuck all, given that there is no meaningful response possible in the event of a hot war armageddon. Nuclear strike? Khunt can’t even deal with a tube strike.
So in the complete absence of any practical advice from bus driver’s son made good Sadiq, here is the simple, Knee three point action plan for every citizen to follow in the event that it all kicks off;
1. locate the nearest table and get under it
2. squat down and push your head as far as possible between your knees
3. kiss your ass goodbye.
Nice one Sadiq old son. You dropped the big one there. Bollock, that is.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
Khan is the equivalent of a nuclear strike on London, but it’s a slow process instead of a blinding flash followed by shock waves and radioactive fallout.
It should be impossible for someone of Khans background to hold a position of power in this country.
Fucking bus drivers!
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Lets face it – he started out as one of Anthony Blair’s arselickers, and when you see great heaps of shit like David Lammy, Sugartits, the great fat pissed Emily Thornberry and mincing Chris Bryant it proves in labour you don’t need to have talent – you just need to be q ueer, black or female and a degree in arselicking – not only is Labour a failed philosophy─ but it is fucked up by fifth raters. Khan is one of th prototypes.
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Evening SV…if that vile pakı bastard can be Mayor of London, imagine the appalling stench (both of corruption and of spicy, unwashed bodies) up in the northern mill towns where the incestuous carpet riders live in filthy, overcrowded slums, marry their first cousins and are controlled by a kiddie-fiddling imam? Eeuuergghhh!
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Why would they blow themselves apart to enter Paradise.?
They are already there, Fuckin Free everything, White Virgins and a Police Force that are scared Shitless to even look at them. I fuckin hate them and their disgusting way of life.!
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It appears that where Khunt is concerned, opinion on here is hopelessly divided; 50% are convinced that he’s a dirty shithouse, the other 50% believe him to be a shortarse cunt.
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Thank you, Ron.
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No worries mate
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It’s a shame that his dad didn’t stop before he got to the terminus.
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So to speak!!!
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The cunt can’t even keep the Tube running when there isn’t a nuclear war…
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PN Sir: unlike the Ukrainians who can..
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When the missiles start hitting London will khan send a fine for ulez non compliance? He can fuck right off and suck a pigs cock,
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Nuclear V BA.2 ? Now that’s an interesting thought.
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Khan is a selfish, slimy little bastard.
He’s got that ‘classic’ Pàki look about him.
A shitty shaded face, that no colour could describe, with axle grease permeating from his grubby pores. Black bin bags under his eyes, and that shifty, creepy, self-entitled pàki grin that ought to have your average 12 year old white girl running home to her father.
Please you filthy, unwashed bastard. Just fuck off and do us a favour.
At least then we could have a mayor in charge, that doesn’t resemble a giant fatball, that has become firmly lodged inside the great sewer that is otherwise known as London.
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I don’t know what everyone is worried about, London is a nuclear free zone. So nuclear bombs can’t explode there.
And I should know because I was in the military, and politicians and the top brass are cunts, but they wouldn’t tell porkies …… Would they ????
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Here’s the latest plan from this shit stain:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/ulez-ultra-low-emission-zone-expand-greater-london-sadiq-khan-b986027.html?amp
War in Ukraine, cost of living crisis, fuel poverty beckoning and so what does this slimy cunt do? Announces a charge of £17.50 a day for anybody wanting to venture inside the M25!
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What a stupid cunt. Piss off back to Unwins or Happy Shopper you dopey fucking spiv in a suit.
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This stupid peice of shit keeps promoting cycling , especially on the TfL Journey Planner and then wonders why it has run out of money.
This Pak1 little cunt has not reigned in TfL’s spending, has upped congestion and ulez, charges and has done more to destroy London than Adolf Hitler could have dreampted of.
I’d love nothing more than to drag this little cunt from City Hall by his ears and dunk him head first into a cauldron of my boiling piss and then put my foot on his head until he stops kicking.
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