The University of Nottingham

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The University of Nottingham deserves to be cunted for their decision to withdraw the offer of an honorary degree for one of their alumni Dr Tony Sewell.

Something of a rarity Dr Sewell is a black academic who does not have a chip on his shoulder. Well into his 60s, he is a Brixton boy made good. He set up a charity aimed at getting more black kids to go to university. However, he made the mistake of producing a report which stated that Britain is not ‘institutionally racist. ‘Naturally, this meticulous piece of research did not go down well with the lefty wankers . The upshot was that his alma mater withdrew its offer .

Sorry Admin, as ever crap at finding links and posting them . Perhaps a fellow cunter could help me.

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/tony-sewell-labels-university-nottingham-6805086

Nominated by Guzziguy

Lawn Crews

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One of the many reasons your average American weighs 4 tons is because they’re fucking lazy. This manifests itself in a variety of ways, one of which is their refusal to maintain their own lawns.

Round my way, most of the houses are visited by a bunch of Mexican illegal immigrants – sorry, I meant dedicated, law abiding, high quality landscaping artists – armed with a variety of lawn tending equipment. Industrial sized ride-on lawn mower (petrol driven), strimmer (petrol driven) and my personal favourite, the petrol powered leaf blower.

These cunts show up and cause the most almighty racket, oblivious to the fucking disturbance and nuisance they are causing. The windows in the average American home serve a single purpose. You can look through them. That’s it. Good at keeping heat in and cold out? Nope. Good at sound insulation? Nope. So when these arse clowns show up across the street with their lawn implements from hell, it sounds like you’ve got a fucking leaf blower in the room with you. And of course their mere presence sets off the fucking dogs left out in people’s gardens so we have to listen to those cunts barking their heads off too.

You’d think they’d be quick so as to reduce the noise and disruption to the neighbourhood. Nope. In these ‘enlightened’ times when the planet is about to implode due to fossil fuel usage, you’d think they’d use quieter electric powered tools. Nope. Use a broom to quietly sweep up the grass clippings from paths, the road, etc.? Nope, leaf blower. Windy day so clearing up is practically impossible? Nope, leaf blower. Rainy day so the clippings stick to paths, etc. No problem, fire up the leaf blower.

Spring has not sprung yet round my way. Everyone’s lawns are brown and dormant. Nothing has grown since the temperatures dropped in November last year. So there’s really nothing to cut, yet. Does that deter these bastards? Nope. They’re out there causing mayhem, running their mowers but not actually cutting anything because the grass is too short. Not edging anything because there’s nothing to edge and blowing leaves and dust around with fucking leaf blowers to help justify their existence. And the homeowners are paying them to do it! Who’s the bigger cunt here?

Like many people, I now work from home so my house is now my office. I don’t need these cunts disturbing my peace and quiet while I do my work which, as it happens, requires a high degree of concentration and attention to detail. If the locals cannot be bothered to cut their own lawns quickly and efficiently with minimal fuss on a Sunday morning like normal human beings, then I should be allowed to introduce a couple of friends to play with their lawn crews. Smith and Wesson.

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

Sadiq Khan [35]

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Can Suckdick get even more cuntish?

Oh yes.

MSN Link.

Pollution and global warming is racist, innit.

”Areas of London with minority ethnic populations of more than 50 per cent are more likely to face the highest climate risk in London, including flooding, exposure to toxic air, heat risk and limited access to green space, analysis from City Hall shows.”

Thus spake the intellectual giant.

Perhaps climate and pollution makes people more stabby as well? That might explain it.

For once, words fucking fail me.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Willl Smith [5], Chris Rock [2] and Happy Slapping

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I’m a bit conflicted on this sleb drama. On the one hand, Chris Rock made a tasteless and poor joke about Smith’s wife suffering from alopecia. He was a bit of a cunt for doing this.

On the other hand, whilst accepting his Oscar for best actor, Smith retaliates by violently slapping Rock across the mouth to the astonishment of the the sleb audience. He subsequently breaks down in tears and apologises to the assembled slebs for having to watch his outburst. He does not apologise to Rock.

I understand why Smith acted the way he did. But he should have had it out with Rock man to man behind the scenes. It doesn’t set a good example to America’s youth, many of whom inexplicably idolise this third rate thespian, to see him bitch slapping someone at the Oscars.

Fisticuffs at dawn would have been better for this pair of cunts. It just goes to show that whilst you can take the man out of the ghetto you can’t take the ghetto out of the man.

Shame the compare wasn’t Russel Brand.

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2022/03/will-smith-chris-rock-oscars

Nominated by: MMCM

Seconded by Through A Glass, Darkly:

Rock is a massive cunt and so is Smith. Smith is listed on the Epstein flight logs. He and his wife have an open marriage, which means they are “sex people” as Alan Partridge would call them, ie. creepy degenerates. Will is openly bisexual. Imagine being the kids of parents who suck and fuck left and right all over the landscape? Word on the street is that to get his break in the black music industry, Will Smith had to suck Quincy Jones’ cock. This was a right of passage in black music back in the day for certain men. Quincy is the most powerful man in black showbiz, Oprah (closet lesbian) is the most powerful woman.

I’ve also heard that the fracas was staged, wouldn’t surprise me, we are in an age of distractions via “shocking” showbiz incidents. I think we are at the point where a boycott of Hollywood is needed. It’s a cesspool, maybe it always was, but at least we had great movies up until around 2012, now it’s pretty much

Thirded by: Cuntybollocks

The Fresh Prince of No Hair (and Chris Rock)

In case you’ve been on Mars, at this year’s Oscars awards bollocks, Chris ‘i hate n ..ggers’ Rock made an admittedly cruel joke about Will Smith’s wife being a slap head. She has alopecia and she goes on about it a lot, so Rock would almost certainly have known.

Smith then goes full ghetto and slaps Rock in the face. Big eyes and a shout of ‘Take my wife’s name outta your fucking mouth!’ Looked like a punch at first, but he used an open hand (big girl).

First up. If you make a nasty joke like that about some cunt’s wife, you kind of deserve a slap. I’d have probably asked him after the show to step outside and repeat the joke again.

Some say Smith was right to do what he did.

However, Chris Rock is a fucking comedian. Is it now ok to march onto a stage and slap some cunt, just because you find a joke offensive or unfunny? If this was the case, Nish Kumar wouid be beaten to a pulp on a regular basis, the unfunny shithouse.

And I keep seeing comments about Smith’s wife playing the field, Smith being aware of this and he being ok with it. He’s ok with guys fucking his wife (allegedly), but not some twat telling a shite joke about her?

Keep your hair on lad. I’ll sing a song for you.

He got in one little fight
And his mom got scared
She said
You can’t hit Chris Rock cos yo bitch got no hair.

And I will refrain from comments about low impulse control. It was there for all to see.

Fuck off

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-60897004

With additional commentary about the slag wife from Mild-Mannered Reporter, Cunt Kent:

I’d just like to add a brief side-cunting to Will Smith’s cunting.
It’s for his wife, Jada Picket Smith herself, who said in 2018 that she was triggered by the sight of blonde hair on white women.
That’s right, cunters – because blonde hair is something black people can only have by paying for it, having it without paying for it is a privilege, and soon anybody who does not dye or shave off their naturally blonde hair will be ‘cancelled’ for being a ‘racist’
Consider yourself warned.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jada-pinkett-smith-blonde-hair-on-white-women-just-triggers-me_n_5beaa942e4b044bbb1a86fea

The Internet [2]

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For your cuntsideration, the internet.

I happen to think that the digital computer is arguably the greatest invention of all time – so far. This is because of its universality. It is a machine that can do just about anything. Do not be fooled by the shitty software offerings of Mr Gates et al into thinking these things are the scourge of the modern world, enslaving us all. Done right, computers are miraculous. Combining them together in networks magnifies their power enormously.

So you might think that the internet would be one of the greatest, most wondrous inventions of humanity. Er, well, it should be, and could be, but…

Cast your minds back to the early days of the worlwide web, which if memory serves me correct, went live around 1992 (note, the world wide web is not the internet, the internet existed long before the www). Through the 90’s the internet was a vast unexplored new territory like the wild west. It was actually a very different place from today’s internet. There were dark and dangerous corners and literal goldmines and fortunes to be made by the enterprising. Probably the best example of this is Jeff Bezos and Amazon. Cunt though he clearly is, JB had the foresight to set up an online bookstore. Not that he had any particular affection for books but because he realized that books were the perfect thing to sell online because, as the saying goes ‘you don’t judge a book by its cover’. When other cunts like Boo.com were trying to sell shoes etc, which when they turned up and were the wrong size or colour, cunts couldn’t return them, JB realize no one is going to return a book because the dust cover isn’t what they expected. But anyway I digress.

The internet of the 90’s was a wonderful, eclectic, anarchic, edgy, slightly dangerous place. Who can forget the anticipation of jpeg porn downloading slowly over a 56k modem. Those days seem like ancient memories of a lost age.

Today’s internet, faster, slicker that it is with many new technologies collectively known as web 2.0 or whatever version we’re on now is a joyless place. The problem with the original internet was it was too anarchic for the powers that be. It had to be controlled and regulated. This is when the big corporations moved in to dominate it. The likes of Facebook, Google etc effectively balkanized and gentrified the web into a tedious corporate intranet. Yes, there is porn and so on, but even that is corporate controlled porn, not the grass roots porn of the 90’s where the thrill of the hunt was all part of it. Now we’re seeing, creeping, subtle and not so subtle online censorship. We hear politicians openly discussing bans on online anonymity.

So I guess my cunting is not really about the internet but the usual suspect elite cunts who are fucking up a wonderful thing. The world needs a truly decentralized, peer-to-peer system that cannot be censored and controlled.

Nominated by: Berkshire Huntmaster