Annoying tunes stuck in your head.
What, like One Day At A Time by Lena Martell? That sort of annoying? – NA
I don’t even like the song, but for a few hours now I’ve had ‘Cotton Eye Joe’ stuck in my head.
I fucking hate it when you get a shitty tune in your head you just can’t get rid of.
People who then pass these tunes into the heads of others by telling them about it are even bigger cunts, of course š
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
Door2Door taxis in Chesterfield are due a cunting.
Due to a cancelled train causing me to miss my moving-in appointment (I’m now doing so at 4pm on Monday 4th) I’ve had to stay with a cousin in Chesterfield over the weekend.
After returning to Chesterfield from Sheffield (where I’d been visiting my grandparents for my nan’s birthday) I got a taxi back to my cousin’s place from the station.
All was going well, until we reached the destination. As I had the exact change on me, I opted to pay with that as opposed to a Ā£10 note, and upon doing this the driver not only complained that I was ‘wasting his time’, but also told me to fuck off when I told him to be more polite.
And, judging by other reviews online, such horror stories aren’t exactly uncommon.
A truly awful company full of a truly rotten shower of cunts.
Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt
A mammoth cunting for wanabee PM and his “lady” deputy , Keir Starmer for going in the Pride Mince yesterday (July 2nd) sporting glitter round his eyes:
This pathetic graceless pudding of a man pretends to be the friend of every minority – black, tranny, bulldyke or poofter, so desperate is he to get the top job. I hope Rayner kept her legs closed for once.
The party of bum fun, men dressed up as wimminz, women dressed up like men – Christ knows what this country would become within weeks of this freak attaining high office.
He could just have sniffed a pair of Chris Bryant’s underpants, but no where there is a camera there is Kweer performing, and the skidmarks on Bryants keks might not have been as photogenic.
Nominated by: W.C. Boggs
A teaching assistant raised concerns about the tranny indoctrination in our schools. She was promptly fired for having ‘transphobic’ views akin to a ‘nazi’. Her own child is being indoctrinated with this shit and as a Christian and a mother, she is uncomfortable with such views. Fair enough I say. She shouldn’t have to force this crap on kids. Isn’t compelled speech illegal too?
She’s going to an employment tribunal and the judge will have an advisor on the panel.
Who is it? Some chap named Edward Lord who uses the pronouns ‘they/them’. Yup, he’s a politician of sorts, but also a trans rights activist.
Lawyers for the teaching assistant and members of the public, have obviously expressed concern that this appointment is unfair and will lead to an unfair trial.
Has Mr Lord agreed to step down in the spirit of fair play?
Has he fuck!
And we thought the Chauvin trial was a crocodile court stitch up!
Get to fuck!
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the demise of the former owner of perhaps the best known night club in the world Studio 54: Mark Fleischman.He was 82 and died via assisted suicide after suffering with a mystery neurodegenerative condition for 6 years.Studio 54 was known for being a favourite club of the A list of Showbiz and was full of risque antics and hellraising activity.
On to Deadpool 252
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die first.No duplicates allowed .It is first come first serve meaning you can steal other peoples nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) No switching nominations mid pool unless they have been taken already.