A slow, slow, quick, quick slow cunting for this poofter who’s in the ‘Celebrity’ line-up for Strictly Come Dancing. On the Radio Times website he comes up with the quote, below:

“I’m going to have to cancel my legendary Strictly launch night kitchen party that I throw every year, I’m sure my friends and family will understand. It’s also a massive honour to be part of an all-male dance partnership, it’s so important we have that inclusion on such a huge show.”

Because there’s not enough ‘Inclusion’ on the box nowadays, you patronising fuck.

(Don’t get the impression that I watch this unadulterated shite, either, it was brought to my attention whilst listening to Pop Master).

RadioTimes News Link

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt

Spandau Ballet are cunts.

We recently had a nom here about song lyrics getting censored by the woke Stasi.
Well, that got me thinking about some of the worst lyrics of all time. Namely those by Gary Kemp for his band, Spandau Ballet. Some real stinkers in the following:

‘She used to be a diplomat. But now she’s down the laundromat (from ‘Highly Strung’).

‘I bought a ticket to the world. But now I’ve come back again (‘True’).

‘Take your seaside arms and write the next line’ (‘True’).

‘I was just beginning to grow strong. She was only eighteen summers long’ (‘Round and Round’).

I’m just an average boy, you’re more than average girl. But when you sing to me the Shoo-be-doos you sing so well’ (‘I’ll Fly For You’).

‘We made our love on wasteland, and through the barricades’. (‘Through The Barricades’).

Absolutely rank.?

Check out this pile of wank: https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/spandauballet/instinction.html
(Link provided by our resident music maestro, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Norman

I fucking hate the way they all – every single one of them – collapse on the track after the last event, gasping for air and massively over-egging the pudding like some choreographed beaching of a pod of dolphins.

They have just run 800 metres as fast as they can; I get it. But no other event – including the Marathon or the Cycling road race – ends up with the whole field of competitors looking as if they have been hit with a cluster bomb or sucked in a face full of Nerve Agent.

“But the poor dears have done 7 events – they are shattered.”

Bollocks. Half of the events are just jumping or throwing something; never get out of breath and probably doesn’t add up to an hour’s work for any of them over the weekend. They are blatantly faking it to convince us that a life spent pissing around on a permanent School Sports Day is a worthwhile cause and fully deserving of lottery funding.

Try doing a real job you pampered posers, and stop taking the piss.

And do you really need a different outfit – and shoes – for each event?

All Cunts. Especially the miserable scouse bird that actually won Gold this week, Catamaran Johnson Schmonson. Face like a slapped arse and nowhere near as fit (in the proper sense of the word) as Jessica whatsername who used to win it or that Dennis Lewis who won two medals and now just rows the midget lady around in a boat.

Nominated by: Gunner Sugden

Bird poo ruined my holiday!

A full Victor Meldrew “I don’t believe it” cunting for this total Karen.

Metro News Link

She goes on holiday, in a lakeside cabin, and complains about goose crap on the patio area, which is set as an outdoor eating space, not a toddlers playground. Then when it’s cleaned complains that bleach and water were used, making the area unsafe for her 16 week old baby and two year old to play on.

Yeah, right!

Will there be a follow up about all the fox/badger/hedgehog/squirrel shit in the grass? Which wasn’t vacuumed/disinfected to her satisfaction?
What a cunt! What a blatant attempt to get money back.

Stay in Croydon, you daft twat!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Emergency cunting for two-faced MPs.

Seems that these cunts can claim expenses on any energy used at their London and/or constituency homes. In other words they don’t have to worry about the massive price hikes for electric/gas/petrol that the rest of the country is having to tolerate and will have to tolerate for the foreseeable future!

The Telegraph link below shows a number of prominent MPs who have claimed back many thousands of pounds in energy bills and yet no one seems to give a shit, not least the MPs themselves or the so-called government watchdog – The Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority – who decides on ministerial salaries and expenses.

OFGEM announced yesterday that the Price Cap would rise by another 80% from October 1st, with another 40%+ rise projected in January. This will be absolutely devastating for a vast majority of people – except for the rich, the virtue-signalling celebs and the political establishment – all of whom constantly whine about nasty old fossil fuels and the wonderful benefits of Net Zero and how we must all make sacrifices for future generations and saving the planet.

But since all of these entitled cunts can use as much gas, water, electric and petrol as they want without having to watch the pennies, I just wonder if they follow their own diktats?

Well as we all know they don’t because the good old Taxpayer will be there to bail them out again and again and again. In other words they can:-

• Drive thousands of miles up and down the country pontificating about climate change,
• Jet around the world ditto,
• Heat every room in their constituency home without a care,
• Use as much electric in their homes ditto,
• Water their gardens despite hose-pipe bans,
• Stuff their faces on as much gastro food  and booze as they want,
• Inflation-proof index linked pensions
• Buying hugely expensive wallpaper – courtesy of Carrie-Antoinette Johnson

Basically they’re doing all the things they’re telling the Great Unwashed not to do, just so long as they’re not footing the bill or making those very same sacrifices themselves.

This is just another example of the class divisions between the Establishment and the Masses, with the former totally out of touch with the realities of their myopic decision-making is having on the latter.

Telegraph News Link

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Nominated by: Technocunt

(We have a separate nom regarding domestic energy costs due to go live very soon – Day Admin)