Ed Sheeran (7)


No smoke without fire?

Once again, our Ed is facing accusations of plagiarism, having already successfully defended one action.

This time he’s accused of plagiarising a Marvin Gaye song, Let’s Get It On, in his “hit” Thinking Out Loud.

I don’t know, as I’ve not heard either of the two songs in question, but it strikes me that once is sour grapes, after all there are only so many ways to put music and words together, but twice?
Starting to smell fishy?

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Hurricane Ian and those two Magical Words

The hurricane the devastated Florida this week, is of course truly shocking, with many lives lost and homes, offices and other buildings totally destroyed.

It has been labelled as possibly the worst hurricane disaster to hit the area in Florida’s history. But then again Florida is a known target for natural disasters and so it is probably no big surprise a hurricane of this magnitude would strike sooner or later.

The same could also be said for the folks who live on the San Andrea’s fault line in California. They know what the fault line is and the devastation it could cause in terms of earthquakes. And yet they still decide to live there anyway.

However, I am just waiting for the MSM to suggest that Hurricane Ian was caused by those two magical words. (It may have already been suggested for all I know, but it will only be a matter of time before it’s made known by “eminent scientists” for all the world to read !)

Therefore anything remotely unseasonal with regards the weather or natural phenomenon such as the odd tornado, earthquake, tsunami or a few flakes of snow on the M1 in the middle of winter, will be blamed on climate change because that the easy answer to anything these climate change cunts don’t want to accept as being one of those natural events that has been happening for millions of years – and not just on this planet but most other planets and satellites in the solar system!

Am now just waiting for the usual TV charity appeals – “For just £30 you could help some extremely rich progressive liberal living on the Florida Keys, who has seen his beloved home washed away due to climate change! ”

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

 

The Government Energy Fund

You know, the £400 we’re all getting to add to our Energy Supplier accounts to help with our bills? That one?
Well, my supplier, Octopus, is deducting it from my regular monthly DD.
Youngers with British Gas. They’ve taken her usual DD, and immediately credited her account with the amount of the October fuel grant.
Now, I’m not the brightest when it comes to fiscal machinations, but isn’t the Grant supposed to enhance energy payments, not replace them?
So, there’s loads of people like me, thinking that they’re paying AND getting an extra payment on top, but aren’t.
I think you all need to know, and pass it on to the oldies. Don’t want ’em getting cut off in January.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(More info about the EPC Guarantee and the £400 energy discount scheme here – Day Admin MSE Energy Price Cap  and MSE Energy Bill Discount)

Royal Mail (10)

These Monumental Cunts are on Strike again and if they didn’t tell me I Wouldn’t have
known or gave a shit

The Internet has sorted these Clowns out as you can Pay all Bills online
Who the Fuck do they think They are Holding over a Barrel with Strike Action

I Dare not Send a Christmas Card with Money in as It wont Arrive Well the Card might get there for Easter

Tier 1 Cunts

Sky News Link

Nominated by; Smudge Mark

The Tory Party (2)

Look what it has done to itself and the country.

Got rid of Boris who guided us through Brexit,  Covid and the war without crashing the economy. Yes he’s a berk and buffoon and more but he’s a million times better than Hernia-Truss and Khazi-Kantaga both of whom are financially illiterate.

And left the door open for labour to stride in and borrow (and waste) even more money.  The thought of reverse-racist Lammy as Foreign Secretary is too horrible to contemplate. And scrag end of mutton dressed as lamb Rayner as deputy PM likewise. Led of course by Captain Charisma himself.

To be fair to the Tory Party at large, it was their MPs who dumped Boris. They then had to choose between Truss and Sunak. And got it wrong. I’m no Sunak fan but he wouldn’t have made the stupid mistakes that ET and KK have.

We are now stuck with economic misery, endless strikes a la 70s but without the great music of that era to soothe us.

Nominated by: Lord Percy Percy