Kier Starmer – Rebel Without a Clue.

During an interview with LBC Radio on Monday we learned that the Labour Party leader was a “bit of a lad” at school and a “live wire” who once got detention for fighting according to old school chum Conservative peer, Lord Cooper.

When asked who he was fighting Starmer responded: “I can’t remember but we were always around the back of the sheds. There were bits and bobs going on”.

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Not exactly Harry Flashman is it? (Harry Flashman Link – NA)

First Mavis running through a field of corn and now this bellend. Our political leaders can’t even embellish a believable bullshit story. I’m sure a teenage Kier was just as cuntish and punchable as he is today, although more of a “live wire” than the personality free cunt we all know. If I could time travel I might go back and get a few sneaky jabs in myself.

*The Worcestershire Warrior has been contacted for comment.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

A cunting please for modern ties please admin. Being of the age where relatives drop off the perch with monotonous regularity, I found that my trusty black funeral tie has gone missing in action. I had to ring a mate up, he was not impressed as I woke the poor sod up.

Anyway the modern ties are fucking short leaving yours truly with one that when done up looks like one Oliver Hardy used to wear in days of yore. I can hear the cunters tuning up their violins as I cunt, but fear not cunters, I brought one from the British Heart foundation, a long one too for a quid. Result CuntyMort is at his funerial best again.

Nominated by: CuntyMort

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The former “levelling up” Secretary has suggested he wants a “quiet life” after stepping down from frontline politics while enjoying throwing a few unhelpful barbs at Truss and her cabinet from the safety of the backbenches.

For a person who wants the quiet life what the fuck is he doing at the Tory Party Conference in Birmingham suggesting that the Tory Party has lost its way and that there is already discontent amongst prominent Cabinet Ministers regarding Truss’ leadership and uneasy relationship not only with her Chancellor, but the Bank of England and the Office of National Statistics (who incorrectly claimed the country was officially in recession, even though it isn’t. At least not yet) – (Obviously things have moved on since Techno submitted his nom last month. But the facts remain the same, Gove is still a cunt! – Day Admin)

Gove is an oily little shit, quick to stab anyone in the back, and always hopping between ministerial roles but never achieving anything of note. And what the fuck he did during his 5 minutes as “levelling up” secretary (what a Mickey Mouse title) is anyone’s business.

Gove wants to be seen as some kind of Tory Grandee, but in essence he is nothing more than a bitter and twisted individual, primarily because he never became leader or PM – a position he never openly admitted to wanting but the hints were always there.

Instead he’ll end up like Heseltine, Lawson, Brown, Blair, Major and other embittered old cunts put out to pasture with nothing better to do than rabble-rouse to the media and earn a few thousand quid from the lecture circuit slagging off the Party.

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Nominated by: Technocunt

‘An absolute disgrace!’

‘The scenes were ‘not good enough’.

Balls to that. It’s great to see a good old fashioned brawl. I bet the ‘crowd’ fucking loved it. I thought the Scrappy Doo figure who threw the punch to start it all didn’t throw his punch properly.

That was a let down, lads.

Next time, take some chairs and tables to break over each others heads.

And if they go down, make sure you jump on their heads.

Can’t be too careful nowadays.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-wales-63370566

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

I’d like to cunt shop assistants who constantly try to upsell. And as an aside I’d also like to cunt the word “upsell”, but perhaps another time for that one.

What has annoyed me for years is when I go into a small business, particularly bakeries that are staffed with Asian females, there will always that one employee who is hellbent on impressing the boss with her sales.

I understand they are probably on about AU$8 per hour. And I think this sucks.

But if I frequent the same bakery a few times per week, and have been doing so for about a year-and-a-half. And if the same serving wench attends to me each time I ask:

“May I please have one biscotti please?”

I get pissed off when in reply she asks me:

“How many?”

Or:

“Just one?”

Bloody Nora … yes, just fuckin’ one.

(She’s an absolute looker with a great, almost scantily clad bod though so … I maintain composure).

Nominated by: Crocacunt Dundee

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