I’m cunting The Guardian again. They just can’t help themselves, can they?

Rishi Sunak has just been made Prime Minister. Not elected, mind – a whole other argument in itself – but he’s the man with the top job. Now, you might think he’s a cunt (and you’d be right), and you might not like it (which is your right), but you can’t deny that someone from an ethnic background being the first to run a majority ethnically-white country is a historic event.

As such, you’d think the screamingly left-wing Graun would be chuffed with this. But no. Turns out Rishi is the wrong kind of ethnic. He’s not their kind of ethnic, demanding free stuff for people. (Unless it’s more free money for the already stupidly rich. Again, another argument.)

Thus The Guardian has decided to put together a panel of so-called experts to discuss ethnic inequality and diversity in modern Britain. Interestingly, for a panel of ethnic diversity it’s rather dominated by one ethnicity in particular. I’ll post the link below, but for now why don’t you fellow cunters try and guess the dominant ethnicity while I provide some of the “highlights” of their thoughts.

There’s Lenny Henry arguing for “diversity tax breaks” and “ringfenced funds for marginalised production companies” (in other words, he wants to pay less tax because of his skin colour. Hardly equality if a white production company has to pay more).

Kojo Karam (no, me neither) wants “to change our drug laws” because “the current system of criminalising drug possession and supply has become a conveyor belt that feeds young Black people into our criminal justice system”.(Changing the law to suit the actions of one particular ethnicity? Doesn’t sound like equality to me.)

Muyiwa Oki (again, who?) demands we “invest time and resources into ensuring people from Black communities have the tools to enter and succeed in the built environment sector”. By the “built environment sector”, he means architecture (why he can’t just say “architecture” is beyond me, but maybe the Guardian pays by the word”. And maybe we’d have more black architects if they weren’t all stabbing each other outside chicken shops. (Maybe they’re upset about the lack of architectural excellence of fried chicken outlets? – NA)

Most weirdly of all, Alice Dearing (again, I ask – who the fuck are these people?) comes with her argument that “swimming has… been plagued by racist stereotypes and issues of accessibility”. Wait, what? Water is somehow racist now? (Although I suppose the fact that it’s rarely found in most of Africa would suggest it’s actively avoiding them.)

I’m not going to go on. There’s many more on the link if you want to read that bollocks, and this nom is already long enough.

In short – the Guardian and all who wrote for it: cunts.

Grauniad Link.

Nominated by: Le Cunt Noir

Prince Harry’s new book . I got an email from Waterstone’s today, telling me that the daft cunt is publishing his memoirs, to be called Spare, in January and that I could get a copy half price if I ordered it now. I resisted the temptation. Is there anything left to be said for or about the silly cunt? .

It promises to be soul searching, insightful and all the usual cobblers, which to me is shorthand for non-stop narcissistic whining. You long for the days when people used to suffer in silence. I don’t know that it says much for a book that isn’t even out yet, that it’s already being peddled at half price. No doubt there will be the usual heavy hints about embarrassment to the Royal Family, like they needed any help with that.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/royal/20242449/prince-harrys-book-spare/

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

Ladies and gentlemen, may I nominate this narcissistic cunt Mr James Jordan…..once of strictly come dancing until he was sacked for being a cunt, and of late for doing fuck all except celeb appearance stuff like ‘get me out of here’

Here’s the story:

Kent On Line News Link

States him and his family are ‘homeless’ and pleads for a gullible local to put them up over Christmas, because the house he was going to rent, he now can’t because the landlord met him…thought he was a cunt and they fell out.

All this is, is a ‘poor me’ story to massage his incredibly high ego and opinion of himself- he, of course is not ‘really’ homeless but like a lot of us at times is actually between homes whilst his new place is getting finished. Most of us move in with family and friends… or maybe you can afford to rent in the mean time.

However unlike us……he has just sold his previous place for near £2.5m, and the new home is of a near similar value. This just reinforces to me anyway, that this is nothing to do with a genuine ‘poor me’ homeless story, but is actually a ‘look at me’ narcissistic bit of publicity exposure….for a total cunt.

However, I would take Ola in over Christmas and ruin that nice tight arse before I handed her back to her fucking wanker of a husband in the New Year.

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

(No stranger to controversy – Day Adnin)

Here we go again from snowflake woke central.

”Cambridge faculty apologises for ‘distressing’ emails about gender ideology talk”

Distressing? Yes. They were distressed by an advert apparently. An advert for a speaker who maintains that biology is actually scientific.

For once, the talk went ahead but:

”The speaker faced masked protesters, and the college’s master, Prof Pippa Rogerson, told all students she was boycotting the “insulting and hateful” speaker.”

Prof Pippa thinks biology is not a fact. I dont expect prof Pippa is a professor of anything useful. It seems she is something to do with the Law Faculty, which perhaps puts ideology above science. They wont have much use for expert witnesses on her watch.

”A University of Cambridge spokesman (Spokesman?? Who knows?) said: “The Department circulated a notice notifying students about the talk. The head of the Department later received complaints from some students opposed to the views of the speaker.

So the poor little dears were opposed to views they didnt see. Hurty hurty.

Western society is rotting from within.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble