Dealing with Protestors – the Aussie Way

That’s the way to do it!

Hats off to Aussies, who don’t take no shit when it comes to dealing with Eco warriors. Like Just Stop Oil.

Telegraph News Link

They have a similar hard line approach to illegal immigrants. Read the article, but basically they refuse them landing rights.

Lessons should be learned.

So, why isn’t our Government taking a leaf out of the Aussies Rules?

You’re guess is as good as mine, but I have a vote, none of the immigrants/refugees do, illegal or otherwise.

Personally, I think they’re deliberately fucking up, so we’ll vote the reds in, who’ll need two decades to sort all the shit out, but in four years time the Conning Barstards party will start cacking about misrule and the hard of thinking will believe them.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Jimmy Osmond


Perhaps one for Christmas, Admin?

LITTLE JIMMY OSMOND, CUNT OF CHRISTMAS PAST

For those of you who haven’t yet clocked up your half century, a brief explanation. The Osmonds were a singing group of five American brothers, mainly popular with pre-pubescent girls in the 1970s. As a prog rock fan at the time I could barely stand them. However it went from bad to worse when the runt of the litter, ‘Little Jimmy’, was foisted upon the world with this musical abomination. It topped the UK singles charts at Christmas 1972:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YriPIujLtsA

Maybe I’m being a bit unkind to nominate a 9-year-old as a cunt, but fifty years on I find myself still filled with an urge to violently rearrange his porcine features. So please indulge me and allow a 50-year anniversary cunting.

Merry Christmas all.

(Go easy, the poor cunt had a stroke in 2018 – NA)

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

A Life on Benefits: How do they do it?

The last time I claimed benefits was way back in the 80s during Thatcher’s Recession and 3 million out of work. Back then I had to claim Unemployment Benefit at my local “labour exchange” and then the DSS to ratify.

From memory I received something like £18/week, but I had to constantly show proof that I was “actively seeking work” otherwise my benefit (which only lasted 12 months before moving onto Supplementary Benefit) would be stopped or reduced.

Therefore the incentive to find work was very apparent and fortunately I found work after about 11 months of applying (by pen & paper/typewriter. No computers/internet back then)

Ever since then I’ve been fortunate enough to stay in work and contribute shit-loads of income tax and NICs.

But what I don’t understand is how some people on benefits can receives many thousands of pounds in benefits every year and not being forced into proving they’ve been “actively seeking work”

How do they get round the system? I know having kids and/or playing the mental health card are a couple of options, but I’m sure there must be millions of lazy cunts – nothing wrong with them – and yet can play the Benefits game year in year out without any rebuke from the DSS (or whatever they’re called these days)

I ask this because it seems Jeremy Hunt will be increasing Benefits by the rate of inflation rather than wages; while at the same time hitting workers with “tax drag” stealth come his Autumn Statement on the 17th November.

Most people on benefits will also receive more help for their energy and cost-of-living over winter, but next to fuck all for taxpayers.

So how the fuck do these cunts get away with it? What is the secret of their success, because quite frankly it pisses me and probably millions of others right off!

Leicester Mercury News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

 

Dead Pool [265]

Congratulations to the Duke of Cuntshire who correctly predicted the end of an era as the Last Dambuster George “Johnny” Johnson would be the next to sadly conk out.Johnson was 101.R.I.P.

On to Dead Pool 265

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are going to conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)AnYone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless yours has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the time a death is reported not necessarily the chronological order of death.

Emma Corrin (2)

Yep, I had no idea who the cunt was either until this link from the BB-Woke popped up.

BBC News Link

Apparently this cunt wants cocks and cunts removing from awards, and just one big happy gender free fuck fest, where like minded cunts can complain about fuck all of relevance, but believe their opinion matters to normal folk.

It’s about fucking time someone of fame called for none gender free awards. I am sick to my fucking stomach of anyone who has a normal view being criticised for offending the offended, but if I am offended by their point of view that is fine. These cunts promote equality, as long as you do not dare to go against their narrative.

It’s Black Friday today, surprised some cunt hasn’t called for this to be renamed Day of Colour.

Jesus H Christ in a Zeppelin, we are being overrun by cunts, and just accepting their weird point of view, which let’s be honest, is cuntish.

Nominated by:DryItchyCunty