Excess deaths are indeed a cunt.

I reside in a smallish town with a population of around 25’000 people and I have mentioned in a couple of previous threads about the disturbing number of young people who have very tragically “died suddenly” in the last couple of months.

Sudden adult death syndrome apparently for three of them -the youngest being a fit healthy and popular 18/19 year old lad. (not exactly sure of the age at the point of typing this nom). The other was a lad in his mid 20s with a young family who “died suddenly” during rugby training.

That’s before I think about the seemingly (to me and any other cunt with eyes ears and a brain cell or two) unprecedented volume of people in the 50-65 age range who have been dropping like flies lately.

If these people had died suddenly, or slowly for that matter in hospital after testing positive for a certain “virus” during the middle of 2020 for example, then I’m fairly confident that the media and other assorted fear mongering whore merchants would have collectively all creamed their under crackers.

Seems though that in 2023, people “dying suddenly” is nothing unusual at all. After all it is winter and the NHS is under funded, under staffed and under relentless pressure (even though the deaths I mentioned didn’t have anything whatsoever to do with the NHS)

Still – there’s always Sam Smith’s latest outfit, UFO’s in the US of A or even better still – Matt Hancock appearing on reality TV.

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Nominated by Herman Jelmet

As ever, I’m fascinated by the weird and wonderful world of human sexual proclivity.
Not long ago, I cunted a couple from Oz, who’d been charged with bestiality after indulging in an act with a live trout. Well when it comes to the bizarre, it seems that the olde country won’t be outdone.

Step forward one David Lee, who recently appeared before South Tyneside Magistrates’ Court, to be charged with capturing a seagull and shoving his dick into its beak, causing ‘significant suffering’ to the bird.

For fuck’s sake; can you imagine the sheer humiliation resulting in being brought up before the beak on such a charge?.

‘And in the next case, the defendant is charged with performing an act of gross indecency with a seagull. What plea is entered?’.

‘Justin Thursby-Churlish for the defence m’lud. My client pleads not guilty, on the basis of insanity’.

*Spectators in the public gallery fall about*

‘Or-der! Or-der in the court, or I’ll have the gallery cleared!’ *bang bang* ‘Or-der!’.

I mean, you’d have to be insane (or maybe utterly desperate) to put your knob anywhere near one of those vicious flying rats. Those fuckers will eat anything; chances are they’d see it as a tasty snack and have it off before you knew it.

If you ask me, this is just one more example demonstrating that cuntitude does indeed have no boundaries. What a fucking tosser.

Daily Star

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Nope, I’m not talking about Katie Price and her well worn cavernous hole(s), but the pot holes on our roads that seem to multiply quicker than a Pakistani family of 28!

We all know this is probably one of the biggest scams going on between local councils, contractors and central government with regards the money made available for fixing potholes and maintaining roads generally.

It can take weeks, months or even years for a reported pothole to be fixed, depending on the location, the local council, their list of priorities, the budget available and the availability of contractors who actually do all the work as cheaply and quickly as possible, while probably charging the council way over the odd for the repair!

Moreover, there is some general vagueness as who to report these potholes to. If its a local public road or B road, then it should be up to the local council (although its different in the Smoke where certain roads are maintained by TfL);

‘A’ roads and motorways in England should be reported to “Highways England”;

And the local landowner is generally responsible for fixing/maintaining private roads under the “Common Duty of Care” Act of 1984.

But once reported don’t expect an immediate response because the above-named authorities will all play pass-the-parcel in terms of actioning the job. Hence why it could take months to see anything done.

Then of course when they do eventually get their act together they will strip a good hundred meters of road rather than just the pothole area itself. Tarmac rather than asphalt will probably be used; and it wouldn’t surprised me if the tarmac was “diluted” so that it could be spread further at cheaper cost, but would only last a couple of years before breaking up again.

And even more annoying is that once a new road has been laid those cunts from the utility companies will suddenly appear wanting to do the fuckers up again!

I suppose the only good thing to say about potholes is that they sometimes catch out those Lycra-clad cunts on their expensive racing bikes; even more so when a pothole is submerged by rain water!

I do so wish Jeremy Kyle would fall into a mammoth pothole never to be seen of again!

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Nominated by: Technocunt

If ever a face was born to be a cunt then this is it. Apart from that its only other claim to fame is that it gave Sir Allen a pain in the arse so was duly fired. Despite the surname it is actually a jocko cunt and a failed actor. Two more strikes there. Only failed actors go on to run theatre schools where they teach dim hopefuls for large sums of money how to be failures. Quite a creative art but you cannot get a grant for it.

The story goes that Reece got on the bottle (actors are incapable of refusing free booze) on a flight to Dubai against the strict orders of Sir Allen.

I am sure I do not have to remind Cunters of the liquor laws in Dubai or mark cards that there are many ways to get around them and all involve bribery. Same for any other vice that may be desired.

As soon as Reece landed his feet did not touch and he was up before old warthog face to be fired. No idea what the task was but there is a link below if anyone can be arsed.

Daily Mail News Link

To complete Reece’s Cunt Credentials here is the cunt’s Bullshit website:

https://www.theatreschoolofscotland.co.uk/director

Nominated by Sir Limply Stroke 

I think the general consensus here on IsAC is that we have reached a point in society of cultural stagnation. Bland sanitized music, the recent Shit Awards a prime example, woke comedy, preachy TV dramas and reality shows catering to ball scratching dossers and social media addicted yoofs…and pointless film remakes.

Writers today are just such uninspired lazy cunts, so devoid of original ideas for scripts its just so much easier to take a classic film from decades ago and utter those words that no cunt wants to hear, “Updated for modern audiences”. The remake adds nothing to the story, its just a chance to shoehorn in some social engineering and correct any historical wrong think from back when men had penises and the 14th century England was white.

Over the years many have been butchered to varying degrees of shittyness. Who can forget The Wicker Man with Nicholas Cage, Sly Stallone in Get Carter or the abomination that was Ghostbusters with a bunch of ugly feminists? Even one of my favourite westerns True Grit has fallen victim, being remade in 2010.

“Sorry Duke, your too ‘problematic’ and have been rebranded for modern sensitivities. Maybe a diversity workshop and a course on preferred pronouns in the workplace?”

“The hell I won’t”.

Stacker

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.