Former saucy pants Czarina and walking facelift and booblift influencer (don’t have them ladies) Michelle Mone (now Baroness Mone OBE ‘for services to the Lingerie Industry” I kid you not due to enoblement at the suggestion of David Cameron) has been caught up in the PPE scandal re supply of dodgy and unuseable medical gowns at extortionate prices during the Covid Emergency.

My Lady has taken “a leave of absence from The Lords” due to certain embarrassments resulting from allegations of stuffing her crotchless knickers and those of her family with non legit moolah at a time of crisis for the nation. She is an astute business woman so what better time to rip off the nation than at a time of crisis….Surely not another Tory Spiv?

Falls into a theme of a golden pathway of Fast Track Contracts provided by HMG for those with close connections to the Tory Government to the exclusion of experienced and efficient suppliers. Pigs in a private trough funded by the taxpayer sort of thing.

Medpro is the company in question and the Honorable Lady denies any connection to wrongdoing. Very large sums of moolah (£200 mill+) are at the centre of the allegations.

Grauniad Link.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

A cunting for another spoken affectation, this time the Californian affliction known as vocal fry.

I’m sure a writer such as Vladimir Nabokov would describe it far better than i can but all i can really say about it is ‘Kardashian- speak’, where the voice drops into a jaded, barely-concious rattle of attitude, belying a laziness !nd lack of engagement on the part of the speaker.

It goes hand-in-hand the high rising terminal and starting sentences with ‘so’.
Pure cunt-speak.
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Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

(More info here: Day Admin – What is Vocal Fry?  )

Has anyone else seen that Christmas Audi advert where a very metrosexual Santa Claus is escorted to a very smart concept self driving car and told this is the future .

The final shot is of him sleeping as he speeds through the countryside on empty roads.

All harmless enough you might say but put that in the context of the cost of living crisis and the fact that globalist cunts are trying to force everyone off the road, this to me just smelt of shit a little.

The young dumb fucks in my office think it’s really cool and see my as a grumpy conspiracy theorist when I told them that the car , if they ever make it, will probably cost about 1m quid and eventually will be the mandated option and they’ll never fucking afford one. You may get a seat on a self driving train or bus if you are lucky peasant but the ticket will be about 200 pounds day.

At which point only politicians , who will buy them with our money or shitstain megalomaniac billionaires will be able to afford them.

They’ll have traffic free roads and another important part of human freedom will have been destroyed .

Funny thing is they’ll say isn’t it great how clean the air is now, what a fucking success.

Who’d ever have thought the Germans could be such massive cunts. It’s not like they have any form for this is it?

Nominated by: Cunt of the Litter

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Cunters for your pleasure and vilification, I give you these pair of eco loon tossers. Having climbed up the Dartford crossing these pair of tossers caused two deaths, one broken back and injuries to other innocent persons.

They refuse to accept that they any responsibility to these poor sods. Now Morgan is trying to crowdfund for damage caused to his flat by plod gaining access. The other jerk has no fixed abode. Cue hearts and flowers on the violins.

What boils my piss is that some 78 cunts have stumped up over three grand to help this cunt out. Being a New Zealander this cunt should be locked up, and after serving his sentence be deported PDQ. He is also moaning he is not earning at the moment being held on remand. As an added bonus his civil engineers licence is due for renewal.

Hopefully once they are locked up these pair of cunts rapidly become bitches of some psycho fruity types.

Morgan as a top up I will donate the steam off my piss.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Now I will admit to normally being a big fan of the Gypsy King.

He’s brought some much needed colour and charisma to boxing over the last decade.

His style, skill, speed, chin and never say die attitude have been the perfect antidote to the likes of Wladimir ‘Dr Toffee Hammer’ Klitschko or Anthony ‘Poor man’s Frank Bruno’ Joshua that’s for sure.

The purpose of this cunting is the choice of opponent for his next title defence.

Dereck Chisora – a very game but limited fighter.
A man that Fury has twice previously dispatched.
The last time being 8 years ago in a bout so one sided that Chisora was practically boxed to a standstill before his corner stepped in and prevented further punishment.

There are a number of opponents who Fury could and should be fighting, long before Dereck fucking Chisora.
The other title holder Oleksandr Usyk for one – in order to unify the belts.
Anthony Joshua another. Despite being a glass jawed fraudster – it would help settle any dispute between the two.
Joe Joyce (a formidable opponent in the division)
Andy Ruiz Jr (destroyer of AJ)
A fourth fight with Deontay Wilder even.

A fight against an up and coming fighter such as classy young American prospect Jared Anderson or Croatia’s Filip Hrgovic for example would have raised the pulse rate significantly more than than a third fight against Chisora.

Now anybody that knows boxing will also know that the big fights that fans really want to see are more often than not, nigh on impossible to make these days for a multitude of reasons.
Mainly cuntish promoters and vested interest groups.

However, Dereck Chisora for a third time? Come on Tyson – you’re surely better than this.

And they’re expecting people to pay for this on BT Box Office. Seriously.

No chance.

Boxing247 News Link

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Nominated by: Herman Jelmet