I swear to Dog that if I see another news report along these lines, I’m going to bite my dummy clean in half, THEN chuck it out of the pram!

Isn’t Christmas a time to spend with your family, not a bunch of strangers?
Why the fuck would you go out for your Christmas Dinner, I really don’t get it. I want my family at my house, with me, eating and drinking, being a family.

Then we had the almost obligatory rotten turkey ruined our Christmas,
followed closely by my MIL/SIL ruins Christmas for me every year. Why keep going/inviting them, you fucking plank?

Bah Humbug!

Leicester Mercury Link

Lancs Live Link

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Recently a gentleman was sentenced (no jail but now he has a criminal record) for sending an emailed ‘rant’ to Gareth Southgate.

Now, the content was mostly an opinion and I’m not sure a criminal record was really necessary. It was certainly a foolish thing to do, as he probably never even read it anyway. His PA did and notified the rozzers. He did call him a ‘cunt’ and that can land you in bother (malicious communications etc.)

Still, I do think it was wrong to say he was racist. Seemed like an honest opinion that many share, rightly or wrongly. Just my opinion mind.

I wonder what would’ve happened had a black gentlemen sent a similar email calling the manager ‘racist’ for picking some white players over some black players?

Fuck all, I wager.

Seems fishy (or foxy?) to me all this, anyway.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

My fellow Cunters.
For your Cuntsideration:
UK house prices-a national obsession.

They go up. They go down. Project fear racks up outright fear points by lying and spreading false news about house prices falling at the fastest rate in years…and yet:

Mirror News Link

That’s right cunters-on the whole, prices continue to rise at record rates.
Nearly 25% in the better parts of Yorkshire and 20% in the Southern Home Counties, in 12 months.

A nice house I looked at in Windermere in 2018 was available for 795k then-now it’s on the market for 1.25m.
Crazy!
There really are no winners here.

What a load of cunt?

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

As I walk the dog, I’m often appalled at the state of the estate.

Grass verges reduced to water filled mud patches, with deep tyre tracks and mud spray on the footpath.
Cans, bottles, fast food cartons, dead electric items, and the dog shit!
I think I’m living in Cairo, sure to see a camel soon.
But this, this kind of parking is absolutely the total “fuck you, I’m special” kind of thing. Unfortunately, this is not unusual, in Sheffield.

The Star News Link

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest