I’m sure that many on here share my view that immigration has contributed greatly to diversity and cultural enrichment in the UK. As a shining example of the benefits bestowed upon us, allow me to present one Pascal Jombla.

In 2022 Mr Jambalaya dragged a woman into his home in Hackney, where he beat her up before raping her. She only managed to escape when he fell asleep, and she was hospitalised with numerous injuries, including a fractured back.

For this stirring contribution to the nation’s well-being, Mr Jambawamba has been rewarded with an extended all-inclusive holiday at one of HM’s five-star hotels. It is possible that at some point, he will accidently fall down several flights of steps, hastening him into the bosom of the Lord, there to receive his beautiful reward. Possible, but not probable. Nevertheless, for his sake, we must all hope.

Evening Standard Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

This piece of shit raped and murdered two fifteen year old girls in the 80s and was released in September 2021. He was quickly banged up again because he was hanging around schools and trying to chat up young girls in the park. (rather like a certain protected demographic in this country)

So now the Parole Board have decided to release this cunt once again. Oh , he’s perfectly rehabilitated obviously. The Lord Chancellor, whoever that cunt is, has asked them to “reconsider their decision”.

Fuck reconsider their decision!! Let’s have Pitchfork living next door to these Parole Board wankers or this Lord Chancellor fuckwit. Oh no….that only happens to trash like us. We don’t count, our children and grandchildren don’t count. Just suck it up you fucking peasants.

Sly News Link.
(No link Freddie, tut tut, so I magnanimously provided one – NA)

Nominated by : Freddie the Frog

 
Rufford Ford in Nottinghamshire is a notorious ford that is well-known for being at least two feet deep. With cunts being cunts it has claimed many a vehicle over the years for those who decide to risk crossing it.

As you are sat there looking across the ford at the car ahead, now stalled, engine smoking and waiting for a tow, why the fuck would you think this will turn out differently?

The rotters at Nottinghamshire County Council have now closed the ford to traffic for the safety of pedestrians and saving motorists the humiliation of being made to look like a cunt on YouTube after getting stuck in their Fiat Panda.

The local garage and tow truck company are pissed off too and there will be no Christmas bonus this year.

Youtube

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

 
Good old British name. Apparently Ivan has been nicked by the spaghetti bashing coppers for carving his and his slag girlfriend’s name into the structure of the Colosseum. What a great idea shitforbrains!
Now we all know that we are, as a nation , constantly embarrassed by the chav trash that are attracted to travel to European shitholes, mostly in Spain, so they can relieve them of their bennies.

However, I must object to Ivan being called a “British tourist” from Bristol.
Ivan comes from Bulgaria, he’s 27 years old and he’s a fucking p*nce . This country is full of cunts like him. If they are born and bred here then we have to take responsibility for the useless thick cunts……but not this wanker. Fuck off Ivan! Fuck off back to Bulgaria you pikey cunt.

Daily Mirror

Nominated by Freddie the Frog.

 
An enormous steaming turd of a cunting for the insanity that is the disparity between the way the police choose to act.

They were clearly on the horns of a dilemma when the woke twats from Just Stop Oil decided to protest in front of the equally woke Pride parade.

This clusterfuck of a situation called for decisive measures. The police move in to remove the JSO protestors thus proving that Pride takes ultimate place above any one or anything else.

Where were the police when thousands of people were stopped from getting to work/hospital/airports/etc ? You’ve got it. The police were doing fuck all.

But block a Pride march and the rozzers jump right in.

Get to fuck you woke hypocritical cunts.

Sky news

Nominated by MiddleEngland.