Performance Enhancing Semi Gaynéss in lower league Football

In yet another triumph for Our Aunty Beeb they’ve not only found a way to promote The Dark Key & The Gay in sport,but also attempt to belittle other football clubs who oddly don’t give a fuck about some random cunts private “preferences”.

The funny fellow claims “coming out” has made him a better player,egged on by the club’s manager who really should know better.

Perhaps if the entire team decides to become a Gay then they will be playing in the Premiership by next season?

If so, why aren’t all the top clubs in world football getting On The Other Bus?

It’s quite the mystery.

Its safe to say Nobby Stiles would not be amused.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Shotsie Michael Buck Hayes


Virginia councilman Lee Vogler & the petrol attack.

It seems that this chap was just “going about his daily office business,” when a bloke called Shotsie Michael Buck Hayes, a 29 year old from from Danville, who is now being done for attempted first degree murder, managed to force his way in, then poured a U.S. gallon’s worth of gasoline over him from a bucket he had carried in, then when Vogler attempted to flee, chased after him, then set it all alight. This was apparently personal, so he had some kind of grudge, nothing to do with Vogler’s political role. It seems that this type of attack today is not an uncommon act throughout the world.

Ugandan Olympian Rebecca Cheptegei was doused with petrol, then set on fire by her former boyfriend, leading to her death a few days later, due to extensive burns.
Surinder Kumar a 27 year old from India had petrol poured over his body, & in his mouth, during a brutal assault over a land dispute. He died later from his injuries.

The list goes on, but from what I have assumed, most of these examples happen in India. The latest victim is very lucky to be alive. I am still not sure though if the fuel that was used in these instances was either Premium, or Regular?

Newsweek.

Nominated by : Lord Scunthorpe

Chris Bryant (6)


Clearly the old reverend feels he has not been getting enough attention lately, with younger pansies like Streeting and Kyle grabbing all the headlines, so the grubby vicar, he of the taty blue underpants and “gay” dating sites, tell us a sad tale of how, as an “innocent”(?) 16 year old he was propositioned by a theatre director (surely not!), and it was such an unwelcome shock, he went on seeing him time and time again, and even conducted the desperate old buggers funeral. He also advises that he has been taken advantage of by at least 5 other MPs since his sordid career started in politics.

All I can say is that I didn’t know there were five blind MPs in Parliament. But seriously, poofters in Parliament, all looking for a safe seat, no dount.

Bryant really does have a vivid imagination – do you think he might have been a solicitor as well?.

Chris really must have something special – they don’t call him Big Dick for nothing – no, he has to bribe them.

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Nominated by W.C. Boggs.

Rushanara Ali, MP


…sounds like a bit of a cunt, if reports are anything to go by.

For anyone who doesn’t know, the fragrant Rushanara (bootiful British name) is Labour MP for Bethnal Green and Stepney, and until a few days ago, served as Parliamentary Under-secretary of State for Homelessness and Rough Sleeping in Sir TwoTier Stasi’s government. That is, until the story broke stating that Mzzzzzz Ali had evicted tenants from a property in her ownership, which was then re-advertised at a rent which had increased by £700 per month.

Now I can’t claim to have any familiarity with the details of the case, but on the face of it, it’s really not a good look for the Minister for Homelessness in a Socialist government to be seen to turf out their tenants and subsequently hike the rent for a future let. The word ‘profiteering’ comes to mind. A leftie landlord who loves money; who’d have thunk it?

It will come as no surprise to learn that Mzzzzzz Ali has since resigned as Minister, no doubt after a few quiet words about ‘considering her options’ were whispered in her shell-like ear; ‘heavy heart… honour of my life to have served in a Labour government’ etc blah.

Here we go then. Let’s all play a game of spot the double standard. Anybody can join in; it really isn’t hard.

Sly News.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Nhs to treat kids from Gaza

is a cunt.

In addition to cuntings for the recognition of a Palestinian state our glorious leader (who obviously has no intention of fighting the next GE) is planning to bring 300 kids from Gaza (with at least one adult each) for treatment on the NHS

Talk about having a zero regard for the British people, there will be a viral backlash should some British kid waiting for urgent treatment be bumped down in preference for a Gaza kid.

What is the chance these cunts will ever go back, none whatsoever.

And why? Can’t the Gaza kids go to Jordan, Turkey, Iran, Iraq, UAE, Saudi, Egypt rather than the UK.

Unbelievable.

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Nominated by Sick of it.