Craig and Lindsay Foreman

How many times do we have to witness witless twats get into bother in a country run by nutters?
Despite the advice of the Foreign Office these idiots decided that it would be a spiffing idea to ride a motorcycle from their home in Spain to Australia via Iran FFS. Both 52 years of age, Lindsay has a PhD in some sort of mind manipulation, err… you
would have thought that the pair had a functioning brain cell or two between them but it appears not.
How much more UK taxpayers’ money has to be spent on morons?
As ever, I would like the more computer literate to help provide the link.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Guzziguy.

Link provided by Cuntemall.

The Markle-Hewitts (12)

are cunts.

Or is that Hewitt-Markle?

No matter.

It’s time once again to cunt those two shameless grifters, Harry Hewitt and Meghan Markle.

A few days ago I posted some remarks about the Duke and Duchess of Montecito receiving money form the scandalous slush fund known as USAID.

The story appeared on a YouTube blog and several follow ups appeared on various social media platforms.

The allegations were quite specific with a precise dollar amount and the EIN of a (so-called) shell company. (EIN is an employer Identification Number assigned to American companies so their taxes and charitable contributions can be tracked by the Internal Revenue Service.)

Given the specifics cited, the depth of Deep State corruption in the US and the Bidens mastery of funneling illicit funds to their allies, I was inclined to believe the story.

However, the story doesn’t seem to have any legs. It wasn’t picked up by the scum in the MSM. The wokeies of the Hollywood Trade Journals didn’t run with it. And no conservative media outlet has covered it up.

Maybe it was just click bait.

And maybe it wasn’t?

Without commenting on where the funds may have come from, it has now come to light that the Merkle-Hewitts, through their (so-called) charity, Arsewell, have donated large amounts of money to other (so-called) charities run by various Democrats…including Joe Biden’s daughter Ashley…who is the largest single recipient of funds:

nypost

What the fuck?

Democrat operatives? Clinton allies? Biden’s family? George-fucking-Soros?

Why the fuck does billionaire arch villain George-fucking-Soros need money from a couple of broke dick fucks like the Hewitt-Markles?

Rumors are swirling. Some say that they are trying to buy favor. Others say that Nutmeg has political ambitions And still others say they are useful idiots for the Brave New One Green Worlders and their nefarious plans for funneling cash into subversive schemes.

Regardless, these revelations have led to calls for an investigation by both Congress and the IRS into the Dysfunctional Duo’s finances and their (so-called) charity.

I’m not sure where this may or may not be going. Especially, since Trump says he has no interest in deporting Hazmat because; “He’s got enough problems with his wife. She’s terrible.”

So stay tuned. I’m sure there will be more revelations to come. But for now let us all agree…

The Markle-Hewitts are cunts.

Nominated by General Cuntster.

Beales Department Store, RIP

 

Yet another death of a long standing business, citing increased NI costs and minimum wage increases, yet another business closes its doors.

This, along with High Street names like New Look ( young girl clothing store) how many more will close because of Rachel from Accounts lunatic fiscal decisions? A woman who seems to have problems with her own finances.

Will no-one rid us of this economically failing fool? (Apologies to Henry 2, I think)

bbcnews

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Dead Pool [354]

Congratulations to Miserable Northern Cunt who has won Dead Pool 353 by picking David Johansen the Frontman of New York Dolls and punk pioneer who died yesterday aged 75 fiollowing a 5 year struggle with brain cancer.He is survived by his third wife and step-daughter .He was 75 years old.

On to Dead Pool 354

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and its first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses picks from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who picks the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are rewarded based on chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronology of death.

Farishta Jami

Believe me, it took several minutes to decide exactly which party to cunt re: this farce. This Jami cunt deserves it for her terror ambitions. Was ready to off to Afghanistan to join the Isis. Planned for her offspring to be martyrs to the cause further down the line.

Nicked. Mugshotted. Then the 2nd choice to be the cunted nominee, – her barrister cunt – says Mrs Jihad there is ‘upset’ about her mugshot … and wanted it re-taken. With her fucking face covered!

Cunt #3, the judge, .. well he says ‘sure’ .. Cunts #4 .. West Midlands Police comply & issue a picture of what could be fucking ANY cunt … a ninja who didn’t pay their bus fare, say.

Like I said. Farce. A multicunting, this, really.

Farishta Jami.

Believe me, it took several minutes to decide exactly which party to cunt re: this farce. This Jami cunt deserves it for her terror ambitions. Was ready to off to Afghanistan to join the Isis. Planned for her offspring to be martyrs to the cause further down the line.

Nicked. Mugshotted. Then the 2nd choice to be the nominee, her barrister cunt says Mrs Jihad there is ‘upset’ about her mugshot … and wanted it re-taken. With her fucking face covered!

Cunt #3, the judge, .. well he says ‘sure’ .. Cunts #4 .. West Midlands Police comply & issue a picture of what could be fucking ANY cunt … a ninja who didn’t pay their bus fare, say.

Like I said. A farce. Should be a multicunting, really.

independent

Nominated by cuntemall.

Three cunts for the price of one, everyman’s dream? or so I’m told. C.A.