Cirque du soleil

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What a bunch of pointless cunts they are. Founded by a French street mime artist, need I say more about the absolute cuntitude that oozes from every pore of their being.

Someone really needs to tell them that circus acts died out and became about as interesting as the world championship paint drying finale around the same time that the Atari game consoles appeared on the market.

The latest offering from this bunch of complete losers is in fact called ‘Kooza’, ironic really because phonetically speaking this is the Danish word for CUNT!

Check out the pretentious bollocks on the website “combining two circus traditions – acrobatic performance and clowning”.

These just happen to be two of my least favourite things on the planet. Way up there with being shot at by ragheads and gastric flu.

Anyone, and I mean anyone who thinks that performing feats of juggling or other circus bullshit in a public place should be beaten to death with their juggling clubs or fucking unicycle.

You know who you are……CUNTS!!!!

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls

Sony Pictures

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Sony Pictures are a bunch of cunts. They produce a film that is so crap that nobody wants to watch it (see Scaryducks review here) and then manufacture their own cyber attack to publicise it and make people want to rush out and see it.

Then as a result the CIA decide to launch a cyber attack on North Korea’s internet system pushing the world closer to global nuclear war.

The end of the world as we know it? Possibly – but what the fuck! We got people to watch our shit film.

What a bunch of greedy, short sighted, self centred, money grubbing cunts!

Nominated by: Dioclese

The New Years Honours List

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         A cunt previously honoured

The New Year’s Honours list is typically shite…. Dame Joan Collins… Is it for services to crap acting? Services to tacky film roles? Services to playing slags? The only good thing she did was the Cinzano commercial with Rigsby….

James Corden? For being a vast, unfunny, noxious, coked up, lardarsed cunt?

And that other Gavin and Stacey cunt… Who the fuck is next? Russell Brand?!

Esther Rantzen? For ignoring the victims of Jimmy Savile when they came to her (Not to mention the worst TV show in history: That’s Life!)?

What a crock of shit!

Nominated by: Norman

Pauline Cafferkey

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Fuck that Ebola Nurse. Goes over for her do good in life and comes back to potentially infect every innocent living a normal life.

And how much time and money will be spent closing roads, separating hospital wings where some person(s) at Intensive Care will probably be pushed aside and die for her anyway.

Whats worse – the previous cunt that did this and lived to go back is now going to give her blood. Creating their own fucking race.

They should leave these cunts in Africa and treat them there or burn her on re entry.

I know there has been a recent posting on these cunts, but I feel this could be worthy of an emergency cunting. Of a late contender for cunt of the year.

Nominated by: King Cunt

Jools Holland [2]

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The Biggest Cunt Out Of All Of Them Is That Thumping Turd Who Thinks He’s So Good On the Piano… Cunt Face Penguin Jools Cunt Holland – Complete And Utter Cunt – As much talent as a dead rat.

Contrite Cunt – He should be eaten by Zulus! Useless Cunt.

Nominated by: Makumba

That little toad, Jools Holland, has got his usual array of horsemuck for his (filmed in November) Hootenanny…. Spice Girl, Mel C (there’s a coup!), tuneless Jocks, The Proclaimers, Lisa Stansfield (playing All Around The World for the umpteenth time!), Ray Davies (loved The Kinks. But he’s knackered now!) and Ruby Turner (there’s a fucking surprise!).

In other words, no big names whatsoever… Must be thankful, mind you… At least that atonal mockney bint, Lily Allen isn’t on it… Her cunt of a dad probably will be though…

Nominated by: Norman