Matthew Simmons

Posted on January 8, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Special 20th anniversary cunting: Matthew Simmons is a cunt…

This badly dressed, loudmouthed, racist Palace gobshite got everything he deserved that night at Selhurst Park….. It was a great drop kick and then a cracking punch from Eric… The way this despicable little fucker got his 15 minutes (with the help of those cunts at The Sun): acting the wronged and innocent loveable ordinary joe football fan was sickening…

Turns out Simmons was/is scum of the lowest order… Offences for racism, assault, robbery and apparently girlfriend beating… Cantona got more coverage than OJ Simpson and Fred West combined (sorry, Fred). Yet Simmons was treated like some sort of working class hero…

It wouldn’t surpirise me if this odious cunt put his head above the parapet to get a few quid 20 years after the event… If he does we (as reds) will be more than happy to reacquaint ourselves with him……

Nominated by: Norman

“All I said, yer honour, was ‘Orf you go Cantona. It’s the early bath for you!'”

Funny, ‘cos it came out “Why don’t you fuck off back to France, you froggy bastard!?!”

Nominated by: Dioclese

Tim Cook

Posted on January 7, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Apple’s Tim Cook is a global scale cunt.

The sanctimonious twat, who is employing Chinese slave labour to assemble his iPhones for $5, sells that shit here for $1000.

Nominated by: Lord Cuntingdong

( …and we’re the biggest cunts for buying them? )

Drug Mules on death row

Posted on January 6, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

These cunts are in the same bag as the Amateur Aid Worker. Why is it, that when someone shoves their arse with Heroin and then gets caught – or some fuckwit backpacker is busted with 75 Kg of Ice in China and will now face death row – that we need to now feel for them, or our money is spent to get them out of the shit?

Fuck ’em…

Nominated by: King Cunt

Breast feeders

Posted on January 5, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

"As sponsored by a man who knows fuck all about it but still 
 makes the rules"

Self-rightous holier-than-thou mumsnet mafia, who think that we’re all beholden to the brats they spawned. “Breastfeeding is normal and natural” aye, so is taking a dump. I’d be offended if someone curled one down in a Little Chef, let alone ruining my hundred quid afternoon tea in Claridge’s.

Nominated by: The Large Visage

Hugh Hefner [2]

Posted on January 4, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Hugh Hefner is a cunt… Arguably the biggest and most successful pimp in the western world… Also marries one plastic titted bottle blonde after another… They sure as shite aren’t with the old cunt for his good looks or staying power, so the dirty old fart is paying for it..

Anywhere else these slags would be called prossies (I know some women have to do it to survive. But these brasses don’t!) and the Playboy Mansion would be known as a whorehouse (which it basically is)… Amazing what the fucking Yanks and the good ol’ US of A gets away with, eh?

Oh, and the bunny mag hasn’t had a decent bit of famous fluff (Lindsay Lohan? Kate Moss? I fucking ask you!) in it for years…

Nominated by: Norman