Griefjackers

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Griefjackers (or Grief Monkeys) are cunts…

The tragic death of Australian batsman, Phil Hughes, prompted the latest lemming like bout of griefjacking… Cunts en masse actually buying cricket bats just to put them outside as a ‘tribute’ (or be an exhibitionist tosser on social media).

The predicament of Fabrice Muamba (who is still with us) also prompted griefjacking on a sickening scale (Even though he wasn’t dead!).

Ever since the demise of Lady Di griefjacking has become part of the national psyche… Some celebrity or sportsperson (any celebrity or sportsperson!) passes away and the online freaks and Twitter Twats act like it is Jack Kennedy 1963 all over again… Even JFK didn’t get the outpouring of ‘tributes’ and griefjacking that poor Phil Hughes has had…

Nominated by: Norman

Elton John’s wedding

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Elton John and David Furnish’s wedding – another missed opportunity to take out an entire room full of cunts (all the usual suspects in attendance – The Beckhams, David Walliams, Jimmy Carr, Gary Barlow etc etc). Maybe we should have a whipround for an ISAC drone specifically for use on occasions like this?

Nominated by: Fred West

Russell Brand and Noam Chomsky

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Russell Brand has been getting on my tit ends with his childish rants and typical adoption of a far left agenda just when his career goes down the shit pan.

I`d also like to nominate all the cunts in my university and across the country who look up to this wankstain as some sort of modern day Gandhi:He is not he is just a pox infested unfunny faded actor who`s political views are akin to those of a brain damaged Noam Chomsky (who is also a massive cunt)

Nominated by: Shaun of the Dead 69

Never heard of Noam Chomsky until he was nominated. Forced to investigate out of sheer curiousity. Now wish I hadn’t…

Noam Chomsky is even more fucking pretentious than Russell Brand! Brand is apparently a ‘comedian and campaigner’ as well as a massive twat. Chomsky on the other hand describes himself as a ‘linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator and anarcho-syndicalist activist’. What the fuck is an anarcho-syndicalist when it’s at home ?!?

Seems to me to be just a self-publicising Yank cunt, who looks like Michael Foot without a duffle coat, and who’s made a shed load of money by spouting bollocks about communism and conspiracy theories. If he was really a communist, he’d have given all his wealth away to help the downtrodden working classes, the fucking hypocrite.

A wealthy communist is an oxymoron – Miliband take note!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Phil Shiner [2]

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This ghastly little socialist solicitor cunt has been making a fat scummy living out orf hounding our Military and pursuing bogus claims against our Armed Forces for years. Can get away with it because we actually have a robust rule orf law in this country and the MOD and HMG complies with it unlike other countries who would just tell a cunt like him to fuck orf. Not only that we shower vast sums orf taxpayers money on the rat faced shite to fund him and his perverse lefty tossing.

Appreciate that in the extreme situations orf modern warfare our troops are no angels but do to a surprising degree follow the rules orf war. Unlike the yanks or any other nationality that you may care to mention. British military discipline remains outstanding despite the rest orf this once great nation degenerating into a crap hole. This Shiner shite has just pushed it one fake claim too far and a vastly expensive publicly funded enquiry costing £31mill has found his allegations against our troops in Iraq to be based upon “deliberate and calculated lies”. For his participation alone in this farrago the twisted cunt has trousered about £3mill.

In the meantime our forces have had to endure a foul and unjustified cloud orf suspicion for ten years principally because, it is reported, Shiner insisted upon nothing less than a full inquiry and a decade orf nice fat fees. Perhaps like many psychotic socialists his problem is that he feels rejected and unloved. Mr Shiner, The Military Corrective Training Centre in Colchester would love to have you.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Religion

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I fucking hate Christmas and all that goes with it so thank fuck it’s all but over for another year. Now there’s just the left over turkey to get through and we we can forget all the Christian Christmas good will to all men religious bollocks and get back to killing each other.

Religion is an evil cunt. The Jews and Arabs kill each other, the Muslims kill each other for being the wrong sort of muslim, the Catholics and Protestants fucking hate each other – the list is endless! And the trouble with being an atheist is that all the religious nutters want to convert you or kill you. You just can’t fucking win!

Yes, religion is a cunt. If it wasn’t for religion we’d have to find anther excuse for killing each other.

Nominated by: Dioclese