Angus Deayton

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Just looked through the list of cunts who have been cunted on this site and there is one glaring omission. I’d like to cunt everyone who has ever visited this site over the years, however briefly, for failing to cunt – ANGUS DEAYTON.

Like Barrymore (prior to that bit of bother at his pool party), Deayton is another cunt who has made a career – albeit a lower second division career – out of imitating the supercilious speech rhythms, the constant irritability and the tone of annoyance originated by John Cleese. Whatever you think of Cleese, that was his schtick. Deayton, like most Oxbridge ‘Comedians’ who followed Peter Cook and the Pythons, is just a derivative, un-funny cunt whose head needs smashing with a house brick.

The only good thing to come out of his entire career was the coke-and-prostitutes scandal resulting in his sacking from ‘Have I Got News For You’ – in a show of solidarity with Deayton which was appreciated by cunters throughout the land, Stephen Fry (cunted previously) vowed never to appear on the show again.

Nominated by: Fred West

Saul ‘Canelo’ Alvarez

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I’d like to cunt Saul ‘Canelo’ Alvarez who relinquished his WBC middleweight title to avoid a unification fight with Gennady Golovkin. If they had entered him in the 100 metres at the Olympics and put Golovkin behind him, he would have reached the tape before Usain Bolt. Mexican fight fans now know their erstwhile hero is a chicken.

We have a boxer in this country who’s about to fight this monster, He’s not afraid to step up two weight divisions or to put his unbeaten record on the line. Win or lose, Kell Brook is a better man than Alvarez.

Nominated by: Allen

Lauri Love

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Lauri Love is a cunt. This fucktard hacker managed to get into US Govt computers.

Now I don’t think he’s a cunt for being a hacker – it must have taken a modicum of skill (although more likely luck). No, I think Lauri Love is a cunt because when he got caught red handed, bang to rights by the yanks who demanded we extradite the cunt, low and behold he can’t go because of his Asperger Syndrome and ADHD and all that other bullshit which didn’t exist 10yrs ago!

He was a naughty cunt and like a naughty cunt he should be punished, and if that’s the wrong end of 10yrs getting “Vaz’d” by some cunt called Bubba in Sing Sing prison then so be it!

Don’t hide behind these not-real, or certainly over used medical conditions (to excuse naughty little bastards who should be shown the buckle end of a belt), man up and take it.

It’s an old one but if you’re not prepared to do the time, don’t do the crime. Don’t go belly-aching to your Mam and claiming you have fucktard syndrome cos that won’t work with the yanks, those cunts know how to incarcerate their criminal element and not treat them like holiday guests like we do over here, you cunt!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Will Smith

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Will Smith is a grade A cunt he has to be one of the worst actors around ever! does anyone think this phony offbeat cunt can act? Sure he can smile a lot like a spazzy monkey but smiling ain’t acting.

His suicide squad role has to be the worst ever that and the fact suicide squad is a steaming pile of shite . Now the little bastard wants all trump supporters to be killed off or driven into exile he said at a recent DNC convention on trump supporters “I think it’s good, we get to hear it, we get to know who these people are – and now we get to cleanse them out of our country.”

What does he mean by cleanse ? You know stalin and mandela wanted to cleanse their country too, neato. Can someone tell this retarded cunt to fuck off back to his Scientology supported mansion where he can play dress up with his poofy son

Nominated by: Titslapper

Nigerians

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I don’t know why Nigerians bother with phones, they clearly have no need…..those cunts still shout even when you’re a foot away.

Loud cunts…..

Nominated by: J R Cuntley