I would like to nominate Liam Neeson as a fucking cunt. Now I know what you are thinking…what has Liam done to justify this hatred? Well, I admit it is irrational but it’s there and it won’t go away. Firstly anybody involved in Star Wars is a total wanker…nothing to discuss. Then there is the “Taken” franchise, a load of car chase, machine gun bollocks where Liam has bullets splattering into the wall around his head but takes out the foreign cunt with a karate chop. I particularly hate “Taken 2″ because I actually paid money to watch that pile of adolescent nonsense. Liam’s tour de force was undoubtedly the title role in Schindlers. But who can forget the pathetic crying scene at the end which completely fucked up the whole film. I don’t know how many takes there were but I always imagine Spielberg saying..”Just print it, it ain’t gonna get any better.” To be fair, Liam has one great film… “Michael Collins”. But that’s only because he was playing himself….a big headed arrogant Irish cunt. I just don’t like the bastard and that’s it!

Nominated by Freddie The Frog.

I want to nominate HM Customs for a cunting.

Now if this lot were to stop drugs, weapons and terrorists from entering the country, I’d be singing their praises. But they don’t, and in any case it’s the sniffer dogs that do all the work.

No sir, their entire preoccupation is taking money off people who have found their goods cheaper abroad and paid for them with money they’ve already paid income tax on.

Free trade with Europe? Don’t make me laugh. Try bringing a van of booze and ciggies back from France and see how far you get. Even if the stuff was manufactured in the UK in the first place.

Cunts all. (Except for the dogs. The only employees doing a decent days work).

Nominated by the Duke of Cuntshire.

Nappy haired Ho Shanique Syrena Pearson is a cunt.

On the surface this could be a debatable statement, her crime is attacking Jeremy Vine a BBC broadcaster so probably a cunt, who was cycling at the the time. Cycling? So the evidence of Jeremy being a cunt is building, being named Jeremy isn’t helping his case either.

Shaniique is a 22 year old wanna be gangsta. at the time of the incident, she was subject to a suspended sentence for a string of previous convictions for robbery, thefts and assault.

She was also convicted in February of driving without reasonable consideration for other road users at Hammersmith Magistrates’ Court. She had admitted driving an unlicensed vehicle.

On balance there may be two cunts in this tale, only one of them is getting nominated on this occasion.

Shanique Syrena Pearson you stand before us accused of being a cunt. not only though are you a cunt you are a stereotypical cardboard cutout cunt.

Fuck knows what shit you’ve been involved with and not been nailed for, I don’t know how much cred you get in the hood for getting sentenced for assaulting a middle aged cyclist? Surprised your hommies ain’t burning down their own streets rioting over this.

On the other hand they are probably laughing so hard at you they can’t make it out of their crack dens.

Silly fucking Ho.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.