A mighty cunting is required for these frog-faced filth, who have the appearance of blow-up sex dolls and have the integrity to match!

These two sterling and not at all sociopathic members of Queensland society where recently found to be sick with the Kung Flu, having just re-entered that state from a trip to Melbourne.

All (un)well and (not) good, but it gets worse. Turns out, apart from picking up the virus, they also picked up some high-end handbags without paying for them, and because of this gave false information when entering Victoria, as well as foregoing to mention their stopover in Sydney.

But it gets worse again. One of them was a cleaner at a school, and returned to work, endangering the health of hundreds of children, not to mention staff.

And it keeps on getting worse. When eventually they were rumbled, one of them refused to speak, with every second of her silence further imperilling people’s lives.

In response to this, the Brisbane Courier-Mail put their faces on the front page with the headline ‘Enemies of the State’.

And you can just guess what happened next, can’t you? That’s right, these pestilential plague-bitches were cast as the victims because they is black, innit?

It was pointed out (correctly) that white folk that had committed similar contraventions had not had their names and faces plastered all over the front pages, but as far as I’m concerned this is only an argument for naming and shaming EVERYONE equally.

At this rate, anybody who makes a reference to Typhoid Mary will be censored as a misogynist, but these bio-hazardous harpys should be glad it’s just their head shots on public display, and not their actual heads – on sticks!

Nominated by: Chimp Licker 

A hand-me-down-my-walkin’-cane, red beans and rice, George Mitchell Choir* with dancing girls cunting please for our old friend, so busy dishing out that ole’ black magic, David Lammy, now a Shadow minister in Dame Keir’s gang show.

Amazon advertise everything – including shoes. Shoes come in various colours (though I suspect Hammy Lammy would follow Henry Ford’s maxim “you can have any colour as long as it is black”)

Amazon have been advertising a naughty brown shoe, known for decades in it’s tone colour as “N*gger Brown” (I hesitate to use the full name in case it makes little Dave spit his dummy our again). With everything that is wrong with the country and the economy and the nations health at the moment, you would think even a halfwit like Lammy would have better things to complain about? Well, you would be wrng. What an arsehole that cretin is:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/david-lammy-amazon-shoe-description-a4515991.html

Amazon will send him a bargain bucket of KFC and a ton of Jaffa Cakes as compensation for his hurt feelings – yusss, sirr

* Mr. Mitchell’s choir used to provi the jolly souns on the BBC TV show “The Black & White MInstrel Show” – you are probably too young to remember or care! ?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Please keep any racial invective down to a minimum with your replies – Day Admin)

A nomination for the so called piece of art on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square.
Not sure what it’s supposed to be, looks like an albino walnut whip with a cherry on top.

Designed by some so called artist called Helen Philippson, I think.
Let’s hope that the pigeons soon make their own useful contribution to this pile of cack.

Nominated by: mystic maven 

“Described as representing “exuberance and unease” and a “monument to hubris and impending collapse”, The End, by British artist Heather Phillipson, will stay in place until spring 2022.” – . You just couldn’t make this shit up! – admin

(No doubt this glam-pic will give Cuntstable Cuntbubble the horn! – admin)

Priti Patel is a cunt.

Does her bullshit and do her false promises never end? The latest one being that a ‘furious’ Patel is thinking about calling in the Royal Navy to halt the tide of illegal immigrants arriving as the Covid crisis still rages.

Now, any fool knows that is exactly what Her Majesty’s Navy should be doing. Protecting Britain and its people from both the savage and the invader. But there’s the rub. Patel is only ‘thinking’ about it and that is all she will do, because that is all she ever does and all she ever will do.

Good at acting tough and gobbing off, but the truth is she is fucking useless, just like the rest of them. Patel is all talk and no action. And if she deploys the RN and serious action is taken against these human filth and the boats they arrive in, then I will show my arse in Albert Square. The real one in Manchester, mind. Not the NeverEnders shithole off the telly.

Nominated by: Norman

….and seconded by: Ron Knee

Gimmegrants
Ah, the delights of high summer. Temperatures soar, and so do the number of ‘refugees’ (as ‘The Groaniad’ terms them) punting it out into the Channel in dinghies, inflatable paddling pools, surfboards and what have you.

More often than not, this traffic is facilitated by our good friends and allies across the water, who seem happy to turn a blind eye when it suits them. According to reports, more than 350 illegals arrived on UK shores on 6th and 7th August alone, crossing through a number of ‘safe’ countries to get to soft touch Britain.

Get here, and it’s nailed on they’ll get to stay. The more that get to stay, the more it serves to encourage others to arrive and exercise their command of English; ‘gimme room, gimme health care, gimme food and clothes, gimme money’. And guess who’s paying for all of this…

I see that our illustrious Home Secretary Pretty Priti is ‘thinking’ of deploying the Royal Navy to try and stem the gimmegrant hoards. A bit late if you ask me; ‘horse bolted’ and ‘stable door’ comes to mind. I don’t know about you lot out in IsACland, but I for one am fucking sick of being taken for a ride on this. Charity fucking well begins at home.

.…and a late entry from Vernon Fox (clearly she’s on a lot of people’s shitlist!)

Priti Patel – the Woman who makes Boris look competent!

A much deserved cunting for the brown battleship herself – Priti Patel. Priti talks tough on immigration and does NOTHING. Every day hordes of immigrant rats (call them what they are) invade our Country in direct contravention of international law and Priti thunderbutt does the precise sum of fuck all except get more bloated – cut down on the taxpayer funded luxury food Priti – they will soon have to load you into the House of Commons in a JCB bucket.

Thick, bone idle and the epitome of dishonest incompetence, who, just like a certain Ms Chakrabarti has made a fortune and a career whilst being utterly useless – Patel has been an abject failure in every position she has been given (with the possible position she took up on all fours in front of Boris the jellyfish to get the job), a proven liar and bullshitter but completely unsackable because she is a Woman and BAME.
Priti – for the good of Great Britain and my sanity FOR GODS SAKE JUST GO!

A cunting in triplicate please for the Office of National Statistics, who has reported today – and taken up by the BBC and other Dame Kweer lovers everywhere with great glee – that England has the highest rate of excess deaths due to Covid19.

Of course, what the ONS or the BBC has failed to report is that we probably take more bloody illegal immigrants than every other country, who are free to spread their germs at will, not to mention the rubber boat hirers that turn up in Dover and scamper away undetected.

I am sure Starmer will be creaming his TenaLadies at this news and will work it into his next speech

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs