Fucking Hell, what a cunt. Yet another faceless, chinless, ballless wonder who has jumped at the opportunity to get his name in the media courtesy of the Bat virus.

The nobcheese has stated that pubs or “other activities” (whatever they are) may need to close to allow schools to reopen next month.

How the fuck he came up with that equation is beyond my admittedly limited brain capacity. This cunt is part of Sage, the group of left-wing (probably) academics and intellectual bedwetters dictating how the country is currently being run.

There are 23 of the fuckers, and having had experience of having to work for committees in the past, I know that it impossible for them to agree on anything and that nothing constructive ever happens.

This cunt has previously said that he would like to “put all the more vulnerable people into the north of Scotland … everybody else into Kent and have a nice, big epidemic in Kent, so that everyone becomes immune”.

He has also suggested that people with suspected coronavirus should be offered free accommodation by the Government to allow them to self-isolate away from loved ones. Cunt.

Of course the BBCunts were all over this like a cheap suit. They’ve also found it necessary to report that a Wetherspoons has had to temporarily close because one of the staff has tested positive and another story about a bit of fisticuffs involving squaddies – that’s never happened in a boozer before, has it?

Pubs have been traditionally associated with the British white working class which is undoubtedly why the BBCunts can’t wait to dig up any negative story they can find about them.

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt 

Dog owners who don’t tell their dogs to shut the fuck up.

630am Sunday morning….
Been a warm night so kept the bedroom window open to get a through draft to get a better nights sleep than the previous night.
worked a treat till said time above when the two springer spaniels across the road started to bark. And they barked for a solid two hours at every man woman child car tractor rat cat arma-fucking-dillo that walked past their house.

730am got up. Cunts.
1100am decided to walk round village as got some sort of event yard sale going on. Half the amount of sellers all had dogs and when you got anywhere near to look at the tat they were selling yap yap yap yap.
Returned home.

Now in garden enjoying a brew with the missus and guess what the neighbours dog has started to yap away with a gay abandon. its now fifteen minutes and no sign of stopping.
Why can’t these owners tell their little bundle of joy to shut the fuck up. Not once do I hear them try to quieten the fluff on four legs down.
I swear one day I’m going to get medieval on these dogs and the owners.

Thanks cunts for ruining my not so peaceful day off.

Nominated by: Once a cunt always a cunt

The Green Belt was first introduced in England some 65 years ago, and was there to prevent urban sprawl from metro cities, while also preserving not only England’s green and pleasant land, but also to protect rare breeds of animals, birds, plants, trees etc.

This law was relaxed slightly to allow local planners to build new homes to cater for a rising population and housing crisis. This relaxation of the law started in 2015 and is due to end in 2030.

Critics of the Green Belt suggest it restricts the spread of economic wealth to other parts of the country; forces town planners to build smaller houses, with tiny or non-existent gardens, or to build sky-scrapers, very much as they did back in the 60s and 70s.

Critics also suggest it encourages elitism and racism, preventing the poor and the ethnics from being able to live in rural areas.

Supporters of the Green Belt, mostly environmentalists and NIMBYs suggest there will always be a rising population problem, and demand for housing in more pleasant surroundings will always exceed that for living in the urban jungle. And that eventually, if left to its own devices, there will be no countryside left at all.

When I used to live just outside Birmingham, I would read article after article of new housing or warehousing developments being approved by a weak-minded city council on green belt land around Solihull, the NEC, Worcester, the Malverns and other rural areas where farmers have sold their land for the purposes of redevelopment.

It’s not often I agree with environmentalists, but if we don’t protect the Green Belt, England will become one huge urban sprawl as it caters for an ever-burgeoning population – mostly from abroad, one suspects!

Nominated by: Technocunt

A mighty cunting is required for these frog-faced filth, who have the appearance of blow-up sex dolls and have the integrity to match!

These two sterling and not at all sociopathic members of Queensland society where recently found to be sick with the Kung Flu, having just re-entered that state from a trip to Melbourne.

All (un)well and (not) good, but it gets worse. Turns out, apart from picking up the virus, they also picked up some high-end handbags without paying for them, and because of this gave false information when entering Victoria, as well as foregoing to mention their stopover in Sydney.

But it gets worse again. One of them was a cleaner at a school, and returned to work, endangering the health of hundreds of children, not to mention staff.

And it keeps on getting worse. When eventually they were rumbled, one of them refused to speak, with every second of her silence further imperilling people’s lives.

In response to this, the Brisbane Courier-Mail put their faces on the front page with the headline ‘Enemies of the State’.

And you can just guess what happened next, can’t you? That’s right, these pestilential plague-bitches were cast as the victims because they is black, innit?

It was pointed out (correctly) that white folk that had committed similar contraventions had not had their names and faces plastered all over the front pages, but as far as I’m concerned this is only an argument for naming and shaming EVERYONE equally.

At this rate, anybody who makes a reference to Typhoid Mary will be censored as a misogynist, but these bio-hazardous harpys should be glad it’s just their head shots on public display, and not their actual heads – on sticks!

Nominated by: Chimp Licker 

A hand-me-down-my-walkin’-cane, red beans and rice, George Mitchell Choir* with dancing girls cunting please for our old friend, so busy dishing out that ole’ black magic, David Lammy, now a Shadow minister in Dame Keir’s gang show.

Amazon advertise everything – including shoes. Shoes come in various colours (though I suspect Hammy Lammy would follow Henry Ford’s maxim “you can have any colour as long as it is black”)

Amazon have been advertising a naughty brown shoe, known for decades in it’s tone colour as “N*gger Brown” (I hesitate to use the full name in case it makes little Dave spit his dummy our again). With everything that is wrong with the country and the economy and the nations health at the moment, you would think even a halfwit like Lammy would have better things to complain about? Well, you would be wrng. What an arsehole that cretin is:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/david-lammy-amazon-shoe-description-a4515991.html

Amazon will send him a bargain bucket of KFC and a ton of Jaffa Cakes as compensation for his hurt feelings – yusss, sirr

* Mr. Mitchell’s choir used to provi the jolly souns on the BBC TV show “The Black & White MInstrel Show” – you are probably too young to remember or care! ?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

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