….Professional Cockney and typical BBC material.

I can’t believe that this slimy saggy-faced socialist shit-bag has managed to evade a cunting for so long.

Too ugly to have his face on tv, the droning cunt does the voiceover for the dire daytime tv programme ‘Money for Nothing’, starring the uber prim Sarah “I never shit” Moore.

The cunt, who’s a year younger than me but looks 15 years older, claims to be teetotal following a nearly (but not quite near enough in my opinion) fatal attack of pancreatitis.
I forgot to mention that the piss-head has been described as being a “comedian”.You maast be aaavin’a larf, Arfur.

Have a relapse and go on a life-threatening bender and give us all a laugh, you boring cunt! The first drink’s on me.

Nominated by: cuntator 

A heartfelt, belt round the ear with a stale baguette cunting for Frog naval vessel P726 ‘Aramis’ and its crew; ‘honourable’ representatives of their nation.

Eye-witness reports (backed up by photographic evidence) relate how a dangerously overloaded inflatable carrying sixteen migrants was struggling in the Channel, a mile inside Did the French accept responsibility and offer assistance as they should have, taking them on board and carrying them back to France? Nope. Instead the vessel despatched its own inflatable with a crew of two, to observe the plight of the migrants. It’s further reported that the Frogs, on checking that the dingy was managing to stay afloat, ‘shepherded’ the migrants into UK waters and then pissed off, effectively abandoned them to the vagaries of fate. Not for the first time, I’m sure

Nominated by: Ron Knee

A triplicate cunting please for this whey-faced senior civil servant, who looks a bit of a nancy, frankly, who has resigned his well paid job because he has had a hissy fit about the government intending to break the Brexit bollocks by possibly breaking a minor part of international law:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54072347

I suspect that he is yet another namby pamby remainer, but needless to say Wireless 4 is having a circle jerk over the little motherfuckers action. Take him to the caning room and get the rattan cane nice and supple

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Don’t suppose this bloke no one outside of Whitehall has ever heard of, will hand back his gong for Services to Overpaid Mardy Cunts! – DA)

Born in October 1978 and again in March 2020 this former jockey who won a horse race despite not riding one at the time deserves the ultimate in cunting for his amoral, anti-intellectual and totally aggressive arrogance and insensitivity toward the great British public.

This plastic person who thinks he’s more intelligent than AI – and don’t forget he thinks that AI is great is promulgating the mythology of the rabid disease that kills everyone because he stands to gain from from it – “don’t kill granny” is his motto despite all the scientific evidence that shows his covid arguments are threadbare and totally delusional.

How this man’s rise to ‘fame’ by locking up the whole country and then telling us how to behave, what to wear, what to do has any value is totally ingenious. It also mirrors the total stupidity of the British public by buying this man’s snake oil merchandising. Hancock is a cunt of the highest order and should be in gaol for his criminal activities

Nominated by: Lana Del Cunt

The media, the police and it selective reporting standards.

Mad knifeman in Birmingham.- Do not approach.
What’s he look like?- Um, do not approach.
How can I avoid him?- Um, highly dangerous.

Why is it not allowed to state the fucking obvious? The cunt is black.
Is it now ok to take the fucking knee but not ok to suggest or report that these fuckers are committing dreadful crimes?

I cant remember the exact figures but in London blacks are many times more likely to be violent criminals than whites. And perhaps highlighting this inconvenient fact might protect people.

Black Lies Matter.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble