A ‘would you like fries with that?’-level cunting for students and their cunt parents and even bigger cunt teachers who are blaming the nasty tories and exam board that they didnt get the grades their woke instructors predicted, with some 36% lower than predicted (despte more A and A* this year) and more than few being off by two grades.

Weirdly this external moderation system Labour are now pointing fingers at was agreed with by the big teaching unions as far back as April. This was to take into account work done in earlier terms and help weigh the grades ro a standard, set of criteria, rather than just give students wildly optimistic grades as done in bedwetting socialist Scotland where teachers were worried about the effect such standards might have on less privileged pupils.
Expect each pupil in Scotland to get a small trophy, a rosette, a pouch of Capri-Sun and a Cadbury’s Creme Egg for turning up.

If the pupils in England and Wales arent happy they can take an exam in the Autumn and see which grade is higher then use that as their grade when applying to study Fashion and Media with Gender at East Anglia or Bangor.

Degree free with your tepid pint of Fosters at the union bar. Just dont skip Freshers Week.

Cunts.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

A monumental cunting for these modern day highwaymen please.

A few years ago Bristol City Cuntcil in their infinite wisdom decided to drop the speed limit to 20mph across vast tracts of the city. This cost millions of quid. The reason being that as 30mph is the default speed limit for a built up area it doesn’t need repeater signs putting up whereas 20mph does. This was done on wide open main roads as well as residential side roads.

The new mayor promised to review some of the more ridiculous 20 zones but 2 years on nothing has been done. He’s probably too busy trying to erase Edward Colston’s name from the city. They’re even going to rename Colston Hall. My suggestion would be “Cunts own” Hall. Any ideas guys? Answers on a postcard to BCC. Anyway, I digress.

So, how to pay for all this expensive extra signage? I know, speed camera vans! Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for road safety. If they situated their vans at accident blackspots I would be applauding them.

But they don’t because they know they wouldn’t make any money. Instead they put them on main roads that would be totally safe to do 30mph. The only way to keep at 20mph is to keep staring at the speedometer which is in itself inherently dangerous. It’s also bad for the environment as lower gears use more fuel. It also encourages people to dangerously overtake. Bad news on a number of levels. To make matters worse they like to hide around bends and at the bottom of hills.

These cunts are contributing nothing whatsoever to road safety, they are merely stitching up everyday people going about their business. It’s legalised corruption and it makes my fucking piss boil. I’ve yet to be caught by one of these cunts but it’s probably only a matter of time. If I ever do have to go on a “speed awareness course” I shall give these cunts a piece of my mind, make no mistake.

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt 

David Whitely

Nope me neither but

This cunt goes by the name of DJ sideman. He has just quit the BBC because in a news report a white female BBC reporter used the N word or The GGD (Guy Gibson’s dog) word. I had never heard of Mr Whitely either but his outrage at a white person using the GGD word in A news report was so great he could stand it no longer and stormed out the door and has left the BBC. I presume he will now proceed to gain lawful employment as an architect.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12351680/bbc-n-word-row-1xtra-dj-sideman-quits-racial-slur/

But what has made my piss boil is that a quick trawl of DJ sideboards playlist includes plenty of acts that use the N word without any problem. Many of the bands, rappers will also talk of Incredible misogyny and violence. All things that DJ side-saddle seems ok with.

These cunts will look for anything, any reason to make a noise about how persecuted they are and how Mr White has wronged them. Anyone else had enough?

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

That surname is almost as ironic as Wiley being a Tottenham Hotspur fan – Admin

? Don’t wanna be an American idiot ?
Joe Biden…….the next President of the United States!!

Poor Joe. Well into the early stages of Alzheimer’s, doesn’t know where he is half the time but finds himself as a puppet on a string for the communists who have infiltrated the Democrats.

You’d think his family would put a stop to his humiliation but are you going to deny him the opportunity to be President?…….tough call. They are keeping him away from hostile media (not much of that) on the grounds of his age and vulnerability to Corbyn19.

The Yank media are using that excuse, and many others, to suggest that there should not be the usual tv debates with his opponent. They know very well he is not in a fit mental state to handle that. Tango is a ruthless cunt and will fucking destroy him.

The Democrats must be in a right state if poor old Joe is the best they can come up with. Mind you, the last time they put up one of the most unpopular cunts in the country so don’t ask me for fucks sake.

I can’t do links and shit but there’s a stand up routine by Robin Williams where he rips the piss out of “rambling Joe Biden”. That was 2009!!.

If Robin were still alive he’d be “cancelled” ………. obviously.

Nominated by:Freddie the Frog

(Link added https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ0V8EY_gGY  – admin)

A nomination for Rootless Losers, or globalists who are the useful idiots of a managerial elite. Pro EU, world citizen, they support LGBT pride and suffer eco-anxiety
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They’ve travelled from Rekjavik to Tokyo to Lima, but can’t find their way around Britain. They don’t know anything about history, science or high culture, yet are experts in something because they got a 2:1 from De Montfort university.

They have no connection to their home town or county, their heritage or nation. They are global citizens who can only speak American-English, rather than the real version.

They went on a gap year to Thailand and Mexico, but only ever talked to Americans, Canadians and Australians, who all share their habit of making a statement sound like a question?

The degree wasn’t enough to get them a good job. They dont have the career that puts them in contact with their heroes like Bill Gates, Richard Dawkins and Stephen Pinker, no matter how many BigThink videos or Intelliboff debates they watch, or how many ‘smart thinking’ titles by Malcolm Gladwell they read.

They don’t get paid six figure sums for speaking engagements. The want to attend a TED conference but the polytechnic wont give them the hours they need to pay for the plane tickets. They have their pronouns on their Twitter bio and post pictures of cupcakes on Instagram.

They’re doing everything society told them to do, yet their lives are empty and the only sense of identity they have is their university and the EU, institutions facing bankruptcy.

They are the ‘small-souled bugmen’, living for consumer electronics, the worshippers of post-Fordism and planned obsolescence, the rootless losers failed by the secular religions of globalism and multiculti-dipshit liberalism.
They clap at transvestites as virtuously as they do the NHS.

They imagine they are the future, but they are anachronisms; hippies using management speak, longing for a return to the post-cold war consensus of Francis Fukuyama. They want history to end and just watch MTV and buy ‘I heart NY’ T shirts.
‘History is boring’, they whine, but their present is the past.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime