An early morning Vorsprung der technik cunting for Audi.

Now when I thought about this cunting I wasn’t sure who to cunt but I decided Audi were the biggest cunts for apologising. A certain group decided that they didn’t like their latest advert for the RS 4 Avant, so instead of saying fuck off they have apologised and are investigating how the advert was allowed to be published.

Oh what a fucking woke world we live in, just in case the link doesn’t work it shows a little girl leaning on the front grill of the car with a banana in her hand.

To be honest, I was pretty angry, firstly, Lack of Diversity and secondly, and most important, the Banana looks pretty piss poor.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/audi-car-girl-banana-advert-18714918?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

Nominated by: Sick of it 

Having yet some connection with the theatre dodge after a lifetime presenting productions in celebration orf the female form (me last production “Yes it’s nude, Yes it’s rude”), Yours Truly is on occasion emailed or FB’d invitations to support the profession.

Thus in these trying times – theatres closed across the country, refused a performance license by the fucking council for me discreet supper club, boraccic thesps trying to touch me for a sub – nobody can afford a hand cart to go to hell in. Last resort prostitute me butler’s old arse orn the street but no cunt will come near – social fucking distancing!

So lots orf time to give back to the profession (not that it’s ever given me anything the cunts) so joined the group Creative Performance Protest as invited in order to give the resting cunts the benefit orf me experiences.

Noted in passing most orf the posts were orf the woke right on workers solidarity schtick. No fool like an old fool so assumed the unemployed luvvies (most orf the cunts have never been employed) would appreciate a light hearted piss take orf the chinko cunts who have put us all orn queer street.

Posted the below and within seconds was echo chambered as a waycist and banned by admin. May I humbly request that cunters who have FaceBook please join Creative Performance Protest if so minded and give it the benefit.

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SELL YOUR SOUL FOR FREE FOOD EVENT
Lock Down Special Menu for the Indigent Thesp

Bats Bollocks Wuhan Style or Fried Monkey Chuff Peking Style
(Served with Non Sustainable Bottom Trawled Sea Slug Sauce)

Pangolin Penis Special Soup or Fresh Uyghur Body Parts Pottage
(note all Uyghur ingredients sourced from our own farms)

Galapagos Islands Chinese Big Fleet Weird and Wonderful Rare Species Fish Platter

Rat Fuck Ice Cream

500ml Tiger Bones Lager

Food Safety Declaration: Cuisine may contain trace quantities of nuts and strange meats and fluids.

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Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Nominated because she’s a cunt with an annoying voice, tone, surname and face… not ideal given her vocation. No wonder she never made it to the national news.

Nominated by: Johnson Johnson Sr.

(I’ve never heard of her, but she’s been reading an autocue for 30 years with Granada Reports – admin)

Not my favourite team I will admit but what cunts they are.

Just won the cup. Into Europe next season. Both worth millions in revenue.

So to celebrate they announce the redundancy off 55 workers from administration to ground staff some of whom earn £25K a YEAR.

Meanwhile, swivel-eyed Herman the German Ozil sits on his butt doing nowt and collecting £350K a WEEK.

Never have the fantasy finances of premiership football been so exposed.

This is but the tip of an iceberg which points to something rather rotten at the heart of our society.

Nurses get no pay rise whilst GP’s (most of whom sat behind their desks during covid) and dentists (who weren’t even OPEN) do.

The Boris Bro JoJo becomes a peer for deserting the tories in the fight for Brexit. And stabbing his brother in the back.

The pay gap between CEOs and staff lower down the line is growing ever bigger.

The 2% digital sales tax just imposed by the govt is being passed on by Amazon to their sellers and ultimately the customers. Bezos’ profits won’t be touched.

Doesn’t all this make you feel a bit sick? It does me.

The fairness we seek is not that of the BLM Marxist fraudsters but of that between ALL the people.

Not everyone can be paid the same we know that. But surely there has to be a fairer distribution of the immense wealth that is generated?

If we don’t realise this now then when will we ever do so?

How about Rashford & Co. speaking up for the anomalies in their own profession?

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss 

A hardback and paperback cunting please for the most annoying book published in recent times – it even makes Anthony Blair’s “Journey” seem like a page-turner.

I refer of course to the Mr & Mrs. Hewitt opus “Finding Freedom” where with the aid of some little journalistic nancy boy they rehearse all their “hurt”, all their “anger”, all their “frustrations” of how badly they were treated by The Queen and all her family. I suppose Megan is just upset that Andrew didn’t want to give her one. How Harry is upset that his legitimate older brother was more “important” than him (which happens in many families anyway), but it doesn’t end there – they have become very touchy – suing newspapers for taking pictures of Archie. complaining about lack of privacy. They complain about everything, as becomes a prissy little up-her-own-arse soap actress (and that’s just Harry).

Harry the air travel fan who lectures everyone on “climate change”, including the companies that facilitate his urge to fly. It is too depressing to cntinue. Clearly they think they are “victims”. It is over every newspaper and website:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/harry-meghan-book-excerpts-describe-184720122.html

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs