Twatflix, Sparkletits & the Halfwit

NETFLIX again.

Netflix have signed “a major new deal” with Prince Halfwit and the Markle slag.

“Through our work with diverse communities and their environments, to shining a light on people and causes around the world, our focus will be on creating content that informs but also gives hope. As new parents, making inspirational family programming is also important to us, as is powerful storytelling through a truthful and relatable lens.”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54003296

Nuff said?

Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff 

…and seconded by General Cuntster (Deceased)

A re-visited, combined cunting is in order for 2 of ISAC’s most recently cunted, giga cunts; Netflix and The Markles.

Every media outlet in the world is reporting on the joyous news that Netflix has signed a multi year deal with the Markles. The details have not been disclosed, except to say it will be for the production of new and original material that is to be aired exclusively on the subscription network.

Netflix’s co-chief executive and chief content officer, Ted Sarandos, could barely conceal his erection when he announced:

“We’re incredibly proud they have chosen us as their creative home and are excited about telling stories with them that can help build up resilience and increase understanding for audiences everywhere.”

Did you ever hear such self serving bullshit in your life? Wait. It gets worse.

While Harry sucked his thumb, Meghan told the New Times; “Our focus will be on creating content that informs but also gives hope.” And despite Harry’s obvious confusion, the Mongrel Duchess droned on; “As new parents, making inspirational programming is also important to us.”

As an alert security guard ripped a pistol from the useless spare leech’s formally royal hand and thwarted his attempt at suicide, the oblivious social climbing D List Duchess continued with her drivel; Netflix’s “….unprecedented reach will help us share impactful content that unlocks action.

This type of exaggerated, self aggrandizement makes me puke!

In preparation for the upcoming marathon of moronity, Netflix recently debuted a trailer for the documentary “Rising Phoenix.” It’s about the dimwitted Duke’s one and only accomplishment…founding the Invictus Games. Which due to the Wuhan Flu Brouhaha, was cancelled last year, and whose future is in doubt as Harry is now somewhat less than royal.

Shit on a stick! This means the Dysfunctional Duo and their pretentious bloviating will not only be with us for the foreseeable future, but will be jammed down our throats by a fawning sycophantic press (as exemplified by the recently cunted Tom Bradby).

At any rate, my Phonywood contacts tell me that the first production is well under way as filming for “Harry Windsor and the Half Breed Cunt” has already begun. And a sequal; “Harry Windsor and the Secret of Hewitt” is in the early stages of development.

So there you have it cunters! A double barrelled shotgun blast to the cunt, for Netfux and the Duke and Duchess of Suckit.

61 thoughts on “Twatflix, Sparkletits & the Halfwit

  1. A worthy cunting and good to see our American friends are as pissed off with this pair of fucking parasites.
    Another reason to stick Netflix up your arse.

    • I have 2 news feeds…Fox News and Google. These 2 narcissistic cunts show up in at least one feed every fucking day!

      Here’s an example of the kind of nauseating bullshit their “PR machine” is putting out on behalf of the Dynamic Dipshits:

      https://etonline.com/meghan-markle-and-prince-harry-cant-get-enough-of-this-fast-food-restaurant-152589

      I thought the dumb cunt was a vegan. Un-fucking-believable!

      The mongrel and the (alleged) bastard…a pair of utter fucking cunts

      • These cunts really do make other cunts look bad. In today’s news feed there is a story about how the self absorbed cunts are cancelling their scheduled cunt-studded, Invictus games fund raiser.

        A lawyer for the Markles wrote in a letter to the games that the cancellation is due to a conflict of plans with another streaming service. Markle sycophants claim it’s due to the Chnky Flu.

        It seems to me that now that the cunts have money they can’t be bothered.

        “Have another burger dear our worries are over.”

        Cunts!

    • Good nom Rtc/General
      Ooh I’ll happily waste my time watching this!
      A simpleton ginger bastard Hewitt and his puddled mixed race missus estranged from his Greco german family,
      No crowns, no jewels, no palaces, destitute😞
      Hope the other netflix series on the windsors takes off too,
      ‘Prince Andrews tunnel of love’ with funding by the Saville estate and Proud Trust is aimed strictly at the teen market.

      • Pre BLM she identified as “mixed race” because it was convenient.

        Post BLM she identifies as “black” because it’s convenient.

  2. It would do my heart good if I read somewhere that there was a mass exodus of Twatflix customers cancelling their subs both in the States and over here after putting up with even more woke shite like this!

  3. Apparently Netfucks are also bringing out a series about the Halfwit’s saintly mother in which she is described, among other things , as a “tart”. Will this cause our hero to withdraw?………not when Sparkletits has already spent the dosh. Living the Royal life is very expensive, especially when the taxpayer isn’t footing the bill.
    Pair of cunts.

  4. If some of you tight Cunts got on and paid your license fee the BBC might have been able to sign up The Markles and give them a platform to spread their inspirational messages.

    For Shame.

  5. Fucking hell, at this rate my keyboard will be worn out from all the fucking cancellation e-mails I am sending☹️.
    What a complete collective of corpulent,corrupted,cancerous cunts!!!

  6. I am now going to subscribe to Netflix with the sole intention of cancelling it in a weeks time on protest.

  7. 8.00am Black Panther cartoon series.
    9.00am Play School Floella Benjamin re-runs.
    9.30am Black Teletubbies.
    10.00am Wokes Under The Hammer: Building free houses for people of colour.
    11.00am This Morning with Lammy and Butler. Today’s issue: “Is breathing racist?”
    12.30pm BLN Party Political Broadcast.
    2.00pm June Sarpong presents a programme on how to fake injuries and sue: Compensation, Compensation, Compensation.
    3.00- 7.00pm Suits repeats.
    7.00pm Gameshow: Win a trip to Somalia.
    7.30pm Desmonds
    8.00pm Will Smith in a shit Will Smith film
    10.00pm Music Hour with Hip-Hop, Rap, Disco, Grime, and Reggae.
    11.50pm Lenny Henry Live in Newcastle.
    12.25pm Open University: Ghana Anthropology.

    • Saw mathematical genius Di Abbott on tv earlier saying how great stinky Rebellion are!
      Talks slow doesnt she?
      Jesus, like shes had a brain injury, bit Forrest Gump .
      They asked her to sing the Wakandan national anthem but arent using it officially.

      “One banana…….two banana……..three banana,..four..

      • Afternoon squire

        She speaks like a foreign native reading from a teleprompter attempting to pronounce every letter in a strange Thames estuary accent. She’s probably doing the sista-hood thing with Dawn ‘bap-sweat’ Butler.

      • It’s the antipsychotic medication she’s on that makes her speech slur like that. The dose needs to be trebled.

      • Maybe?
        Her eyes looked unfocused, she was wearing that Beatles wig,
        Still patronising and smarmy, still completely out of step with normal people, she said that we need safe and legal passage for the dinghy sailors!!
        Yes Di, its called applying for asylum and going through the right channels rather than crossing the channel and making a run for it!
        Shes almost like a comedy caricature of a feckless politician.
        Jesus.

      • Ruff in life you meet some right knobheads but they can still do some form of gainful employment.
        I cant think of anything id entrust Diane to do!!
        No joke shes a total fuck up.
        Maybe a draught excluder or a fuckin paper weight?
        Still be on a probationary contract, have my doubts about that…

      • A paperweight Miserable? You must have some pretty humongous desks up north!

        How about a food taster for Kenfucky Fried Death?

        Probably best she be rendered down and made into black magic candles.

      • @MNC

        With regard to your remarks about Abbot, knobheads and gainful employment…do you guys still have village idiots?

      • No General that fine tradition ended,
        Sadly they all went either into politics or work at the BBC.
        We still throw rotting vegetables at them though.

      • Plenty of idiots General but not confined to the shires. Unfortunately village stocks are now just a twee reminder of a more civilized time when idiocy was punished.

      • Flabbott must be the role-model for a black Teletubby.
        Stupid bitch saying Extinction Rebellion are perfectly legal when 80 arrests have been made.
        Laydee Brenda Hale will probably offer her services free of charge. Silly old tart.

  8. “Our focus will be on creating content that informs but also gives hope”. … and for only £75,000,000. I bet charity workers and doctors working in diseased and war-torn countries around the world will be greatly inspired.

  9. Right, that’s it, I’m cancelling my Netflix subscription. Not paying 12 quid a month for this shite.
    I only have it for when my daughter visits anyway. From now on she can watch a Sponge Bob sodding Square Pants dvd and fucking like it!

  10. Fuck me, for a pair of cunts that wanted to escape the attention of the media they are doing a fine job. They are firmly on the list of cunts never want to see or hear from ever again. And I don’t care how this happens.
    The Markles
    The Beckhams
    Katie Price, her kids, and her multiple partners
    Gordon fucking Ramsey
    These are the cunts I see every day, and there is no escape.

      • Stormzy
        Billie Fucking Eilish
        Jodie Whittakunt
        Chris Chibnall
        Saint Greta Of Windowlickerberg
        BLM
        Women’s Football (all of it, in any way shape or form)
        Lily Mong
        Gary Linekunt
        That Cowell cunt
        Paul Cunting Pogba
        Raheem Sterling
        Madogga
        Sam Smith
        Adele
        J Kunt Rowling

        That about covers it. For now,…

      • Come now, CC….Sue Perkins?
        You know you would, despite her having doughy skin like an uncooked sausage and supping from the furry cup.

      • A complete failure in the horn department I’m afraid. Your avatar is more arousing.

    • Don’t forget The O’Bombers who already have their own TV company.

      Last month Michelle Obama said she was “depressed” because of President Trump though probably retired to one of her mansions to cheer up. This month she is planning to encourage people to vote by organising a comedy special hosted by Kevin Hart to encourage people to vote. Aside from these two dark fellers, it’ll also feature Scarlett Johansson, Will Ferrell, Jay Leno, Jaden Smith and Willow Smith as well as Hip Hop radio host (and Louis Farrakhan supporter) Charlamagne Tha God. Heavyweight intellectual Arnold Schwarzenegger will also be there.

      Who better to turn to for a special laugh in these troubled times than Obama?
      I’m certain we can expect the special to shy away from the Trump bashing.

      Psh.

      • Ah, thank you for moving that Admin. Much obliged.
        Ooh, look at my face. I resemble Mr.Techno a bit.

      • Wtf?
        Admin, I didnt know you could mess with peoples avatars like that?!!
        Lend me Fiddlers for a hour!😁😁

  11. Gotta get the cunts of the year award, or perhaps the decade! Just had the pleasure of cancelling my Netfucks subscription.

  12. Off-topic, but just read that some cunt in Birmingham has gone round the city centre last night stabbing people at random- killing one and seriously injuring at least 7 others!

    So glad I don’t live near that toxic shithole any more. It was probably a Peaceful, although the usual media won’t mention it, unless he/she is white of course. And even if it was they would put it down to mental health issues or racism.

    They haven’t found the person yet, and just hope when they do the police won’t kill him, otherwise they will just stir up a whole new bucket full of BLM shit!

  13. I’ve spent some time acting although mainly in the theatre.

    During one particular production, as I strode out from behind the curtain to deliver my first line, I went crashing through the floorboards and this happened several times.

    Wasn’t a long term problem, just a stage I was going through….

  14. I don’t even begin to understand how Netflix can think this pair of vacuous cunts have any credibility on any subject whatsoever.

  15. What a pair of up themselves cunts. Her only claim to fame is spreading her legs for a rich ginger halfwit whilst his is organising one legged races for a bunch of strawberries. And how ‘inspirational’ it is to know that whilst they are rattling around in their 18,671 square-foot gaff I’m still struggling to sell my deceased parents’ property so I can move into a one bedroom retirement flat. The only saving grace is that at least you don’t have to subscribe to Netflux and if you do you can cancel it at anytime unlike the BBCunts where you have to put up with this bollocks regardless.

  16. It’s time for Ron to complete his trilogy on the Half Witt and Miss Sparkle, get it published and sell the film rights to a Netflix rival

    Or just stick it on You Tube 😂

    They are a pair of self righteous, self indulging cunts!

    • I’ve been fortunate to meet Ron and his good lady and I can assure you that neither are at all like that.
      I’m quite confident in saying that fame will not turn Ron’s head in any way.

  17. That awful ‘The Crown’ shit is back on again soon. With that luvvie cunt who thinks she is The Queen as The Queen (that Olivia Luvvie Horseface cunt). And Gillian Anderson as Maggie Thatcher? Even an admirer like myself will find that a difficult if not impossible wank,

    An admirer of Anderson, that is, Not Maggie.

    • Gillian Anderson looks like a right dirty bitch. In the spirit of X-files I would give her a thorough forensic body search using just my mouth/tongue before delivering an internal investigation using Sid the snake.
      The truth is out there!!!

      • Emilia Fox gives me a whole section of horns and Wagner-tuben (Whoop ! Whoop!). She wouldn’t be silent if I were sucking her minge.

      • She’s got history as far as ‘girl on girl’ action’s concerned as well. I’d pay to see that.

  18. If it means paying their own way and selling utter shite to idiots then crack on.
    Don’t think I’ll be watching it myself though.
    I would want to execute them, remove Megains jewelry and watch and use the money to fund two UK foodbanks for a Year.

  19. I don’t know who Netfucks think is going to watch this pair of money hungry freeloaders. The big market is the USA and I can’t imagine too many woke pricks will want to listen to these cunts when there are restaurants to smash up, shops providing “reparations” and cities to burn down.

  20. Isn’t it funny how since Barack and Michael went onto Sickflix’s board, they’re now openly trading child pawn and child trans crap.

    If you have Sickflix, cancel it NOW before your children are next.

  21. It’ll be an unholy three way hybrid demonic spawn train wreck of the Osbornes, Shameless, and Gogglebox.

  22. Only thing involving this pair of cunts I’d watch is a 10 guy bukkake over Markles fizzer whilst Harry is tied to a fucking chair being forced to watch at knife point. Fucking cunts!

  23. I really can’t be arsed to read ollie the comments on this one. They are utter cunts. Netflix are cunts and I may stop my subscription. Cunts

  24. Aren’t there enough moronic cartoon shows on Nutflix already?
    Stupid ginger-pubed thicko mommy’s boy and his slack-arsed slag who wouldn’t look out of place in a Colombian whorehouse.

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