I would like to nominate creepy looking and creepy sounding people, this cunting has been inspired by a guy called Henry de Zoete (not the “guy” in the header pic – admin).

Now he may be a perfectly nice guy however after watching his TV advert for look after my bills I thought, ‘this guy is fucking creepy’

During the advert in which he tries to persuade us to sign up to an automatic switching service his facial expressions make him look like he is telling you your favourite granny just died and his voice is one which, if you were feeling a bit down, might push you over the edge.

Maybe it’s just me but ….. he is fucking creepy!

https://youtu.be/69jAwmTALYk

A square-eyed cunting please for one of the most pointless time wasting TV events of the year, “I am a Celebrity [sic] Get Me Out Of Here”

ITV are as determined to foist this heap of stinking shit on TV viewers this winter as the BBC are with their “Strictly Come Mincing” shows. Even in these “unprecedented times” it seems the morons of TV land, those who make as well as those who watch cannot be done out of their camp bollocks.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53693651

The trouble is ITVs wankfest usually comes from Australia, in the height of their summer – this years crap is being manufactured in a ruined British castle.

Don’t let that put you off, though, it seems that 2 of ITVs biggest executive wankers are in seventh heaven (I suppose it will be cheaper to make, to coincide with their chea “celebrities”). Mr. Cowles tell us he is “excited” – plainly it doesn’t take much to excite him, which must be a relief for a Mrs Coiwles, if there is one, or his Nigel or Rupert, similarily Kevin Lygo, who heads that massive tripe factory declares himself “thrilled”. They really should join the London Get A Life Society.

Seeing a dozen old has-beens in wet long Johns eating worms and Jess Phillips droppings wouldn’t encourage me to turn on ITV on December nights.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

I tuned into the radio coverage of this game last night (can’t afford Sky and wouldn’t give them my fucking money anyway.) I noticed they brought on some bird to sing the National Anthem. I presumed this booking was made months ago, she’d been paid so you may aswell let the bitch on to do her warbling. What I was really interested in was, were the players going to take the knee during the National Anthem?

If you remember the whole fucking thing started when that Kaepernick cunt ( now signed up to a multi million dollar contract with Nike exploiting poor people all over the world) “took the knee” during the National Anthem.

Well the commentator cunt didn’t mention it but then a couple of minutes later he describes how all these rich fuckers are kneeling for “justice, equality……. blah blah, woof woof” just before kickoff.

Oh please fuck off you fucking frauds. If you haven’t got the bottle to do it during the National Anthem then don’t do it at all you fucking wankers.

Sick and tired of these know nothing, fucking champagne cunting socialists

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog.

Blasphemy is a cunt, isn’t it.

It’s IAC Gameshow time again with a fun question:

Tahir Achmed Naseem, from Pakistan, was arrested and imprisoned in 2018 after claiming he was a prophet. What recently happened to him:
1.) Sent to gaol for five years for insulting Íslam?
2.) Referred to a mental health specialist then given psychological treatment and therapy?
3.) Shot dead in court during the actual hearing by an angry muslím?

Blasphemy is showing disrespect or lack of reverence for a deity. What is this medieval bollocks? Are we still in the Dark Ages? Wouldn’t prohibiting an “insult” mean prohibiting all manner of enquiry and critique in relation to religion? How convenient. Being offended by everything. England finally abolished this flapdoodle nonsense in 2008 though it’s still on the statute laws of 69 countries, including Scotland.

The answer to the IAC Gameshow is 3. Ironically, the murderer who “smuggled” a gun into the court room will probably receive a less severe sentence than the murdered Naseem would have received. Wow. God is indeed Great.

If people want to believe in talking donkeys, flying horses, whispering snakes, magic tricks, lecturing zombies or similar poppycock that’s fine, but lets not have Sharia-type laws preventing others from criticising or laughing at this gobbledygook.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

This story is about a week old now (it’s Tuesday 4th August as I type), but I think it worth doing.

The Taliban are a bunch of cunts. Two of these shit wipes walked into a village in Afghanistan and demanded that the village chief assist them with some nefarious bullshit. The chief refused, so the Two Taliban shit weasels dragged him and wife outside and shot them dead.

Their daughter, who was described in the paper as being between 14-16 years old (that’s not uncommon over there, because only Kabul and big towns keep records), grabbed her dad’s AK and came running out blasting away and killed the two pricks who had just murdered her parents.

The story doesn’t end there though. When the other Taliban found out, they went back to the village mob handed, with the intention of causing much death. Except the Taliban are pretty predictable and the girl along with a number of other villagers, were waiting for them. In the ensuing firefight, several Taliban were wounded, and this prompted to make a hasty retreat (so much for them all being ready for martyrdom).

The girl and her brother have now been moved to a safe location, but there was a photo of her in the paper. It’s pretty clear that either her dad or someone else had taught her the correct way to use a firearm because she had something that a lot of people who own a firearm do not, trigger discipline. Her trigger finger was lying flush against the weapon, above the trigger. Few things anger me more than seeing some fucking cumper holding a rifle or a pistol with their finger on the trigger.

Incidentally, it get worse for the two dead Taliban. According to the followers of Allan’s Snackbar, you don’t get into heaven if you’re killed by a female. So at this very moment, those two are taking it in turns to be ass fucked by Satan and his fiery dong. So there is some good news to come out of this story.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw