‍Could I have a “ get your wallet out, you’re saying, regardless “ cunting for Lord Hall, BBC director general.
Not happy with the downward spiral of telly tax payments, this cunt has suggested ( in his last week of his tenure at the BBC) that every household should pay for it, regardless of whether you have eyes or ears.
So, everyone, whether you watch any of the shit they produce, or any other shit programs, or radio, you have to pay for a Marxist organisation that hates you, and the country you live in. Utter cunt.

Nominated by Cuntington Smythe.

Captain Magnanimous also chimed in:

I would like to second Cuntington Smythes valid attack on Lord Hall. This week various people I know in their late 70s and 80s have been getting rather thick envelopes with the relevant forms that legally demand cash for an organisation that openly wants to destroy the way of life that the majority of this age group are used to, in favour of what a very small minority are determined to decimate. Cash extracted by using older peoples law abiding fear to fund arseholes like Linekunt, and to give airtime to any oxygen breather that will attack the British way of life or that of the very demographic they are now picking on to keep this farce going. Now I know there are plenty out there that can afford it, but there are plenty that cant. An Aunt in her 80s has been bedbound since being paralysed by a stroke last year. She misses out on pension credit by just £2.16 a month. The telly tax is around 7x that a month. The TV is her only constant companion and is now forced into funding this vile corporation despite only watching channels like Talking Pictures. Well fuck them and Hall and heres to a grade A cunting for all who orchestrated this pre-meditated robbery from Osbourne to Capita and to any cunt that benefits from it. Cunts.

What an annoying prick, he’s bad enough on Match of the Day, but we have to have the cunt telling us how to do up houses as well.

That stupid fucking smile just makes me want to reach for a sniper rifle. Someone please get this dumb fuck off my TV!

Nominated by: Chris Bourton

Zoe Williams is a cunt, isn’t she?

Guardian Editor: It’s been days since we moaned about British independence. Williams, get in here!
Zoe fucking Williams: Yar, Boss.
Guardian Editor: Give me 500 words on Brexit.
Zoe fucking Williams: Shall I do some more fear-mongering?
Guardian Editor: No, they’re not falling for that bollocks. How about more rubbish about a failing economy?
Zoe fucking Williams: Hmm, not so powerful since this Wuhan virus. What about a piece on my new passport? It’s blue and British.
Guardian Editor: Good angle. Remember to make everybody thoroughly ashamed to have one. Take the piss and even suggest it’s not going to be permanent.
Zoe fucking Williams: Will do.
Guardian Editor: No need to mention Boris, we’ll stitch him up when he compromises on the EU deal.
Zoe fucking Williams: Understood.
Guardian Editor: And for the love of Jeremy, visit a hairdresser! You’ve still got a disgusting, greasy lockdown haircut
Zoe fucking Williams: Actually, I’ve already been to the…
Guardian Editor: On second thoughts, don’t even put your picture near the header. You look like a miserable, dried-up spinster who’s slapped on some cheap lippy to desperately look feminine. You look like the last prune at the lesbo disco when the lights go up.
(Zoe fucking Williams exits)

Fuck me, what an ugly cunt.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/commentisfree/2020/aug/24/my-blue-passport-has-arrived-and-with-it-a-crushing-new-sense-of-our-brexit-nightmare

(We found your link, Capt. You’re welcome – admin)

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

An Edinburgh Festival cunting please, with a gift box of shortbread, whisky, and a piss-stained jockstrap from Alex Salmond’s chest of drawers, for the old Scottish whorecunt, who, is banging the independence drum yet again:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/draft-bill-indyref2-set-parliament-141502895.html

It was supposed to be a “once in a generation” vote 6 years ago. Today Scotland is a basket case, the oil has nearly all ran out (Nicola herself probably uses it as lube), their Covid infection rate is increasing and the old tart is still at it, spurred on by her distaste for Brexit.

Unless she really is as stupid as she looks, she will know that the hierarchy of the EU have already told her thar Scotland can’t rejoin, so it would still be London wee Sturgeon would be running to with her hand out when it all goes tits up, as it most definately would if wee Scotland gained independence.

The old cunt should fuck off and boil her head, or lay herself doon and dee – or – better still – off to the Singapore Caning Room for 24 strokes across her bare arse.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs…

And seconded by Cuntologist:

Nicola Sturgeon

Sturgeon has undoubtedly been looking to Chairman Dan Andrews of Victoria for ideas on how to be a tyrannical lunatic.

She has put Aberdeen into full lockdown and Glasgow back on lighter restrictions for Coronavirus.

Lockdowns don’t work.

Scotland is in the grip of a mad dog along with a mad dog pack called the SNP.

A British-Israeli woman is suing EasyJet after the low-cost airline asked her to move seats on a flight from Tel Aviv to London. Why? Had she sneaked into a more expensive seat? Was somebody having a heart attack? No. Two ultra-Orthodox Jewish men refused to sit next to a female passenger and objected.

Melanie Wolfson had paid extra for an aisle seat on her flight but a Judaism-practising man and his son, who were sitting in the row when she arrived, asked Wolfson to move. Eventually a flight attendant moved her and offered her a free hot drink.

Wolfson is sueing Easyjet and is also asking that the píkey airline bans its cabin crew from asking women to switch seats because of their gender. Presumably it only happens when God-botherers are adhering to laws from books written by loony wingnuts in the Stone Age.

If EasyJet asked any ladies I know to move so two Father Abrahams could enjoy their Calf’s Foot jelly without any women or smurfs in proximity, I’d hope she’d tell them to fuck off. These Yíddish fuckwits can act however they want in their synagogues, wag their heads, have creepy Barmitzvahs, rant and rave with Goat Testicle soup dripping from their beards, yet in public they should attempt to act normally.

EasyJet are cunts for pacifying these circúmcised freaks and accommodating this cunty Hebrew behaviour.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/28/woman-sues-easyjet-moving-seats-13190318/