Another cunting is surely due for that once (quite) good programme that graces our TV screens on an otherwise boring Saturday evening; hoping to prise our hard-earned cash from our hands, that is BGT, aka Britain’s Got Talent.
Wondering how long Ant, Dec, Amanda and David will be associated with this farce in future, as it seemed to be a case of ‘spot the white’ tonight!
Nominated by: knobrot
Emergency cunting…(Is it though? Oh go on then – NA)
The identity racists on Twitter have gone into meltdown over Israeli actress Gal Gadot playing Cleopatra in a new fillum. Some loud mouthed know-nothings are demanding the part should have gone to an Arab or black actress. Jesus wept.
Here’s some facts…
1/ Cleopatra was the last in the line of the Ptolemaic dynasty who had ruled Egypt since the late fourth century BC after Ptolemy Soter, one of Alexander the Great’s generals, seized power there after Alexander’s death. She was of Greek- Macedonian descent, she was neither African nor Arab.
2/ Egypt was not conquered by Arabs until the 630s AD. Cleopatra died in 30BC. Interesting that those who denounce the USA or Australia as ‘settler-colonialist’ states don’t apply this logic to Egypt. The actual descendants of the Ancient Egyptians are the Copts who make up about 10% of the current population.
3/ Egypt did have black African pharaohs – from Nubia (modern Sudan). Just look at the faces on some of the monuments. Cleopatra was not one of them.
4/ My favourite historically illiterate tweet came from the person who said Cleopatra was born in Alexandria and Alexandria is in Egypt so she was Egyptian. Fuck me sideways. The official name of Alexandria (one of about fifty cities of that name founded by the great king) was Alexandria-By-Egypt not ‘in Egypt.’ Well into the first century AD, Alexandria had a Greek/Jewish population – there were regular riots between the two communities that led to interventions by various Roman emperors.
Learn some fucking history you twats.
Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt
Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted the demise of the McCain family matriarch Roberta McCain would be next to conk out at the grand old age of 108.McCain was the mother of the late presidential nominee John McCain widow of navy admiral John S McCain Jr.As well as outliving her husband and son her daughter Jean died from mesothelioma aged 85 last November.She was seen on her sons ultimately unsuccessful campaign trail in 2008 and was present at his funeral in 2018 with images of her hunched in a wheelchair bidding a heartfelt goodbye which was widely covered in the media.Partly for the fact that it was old McCains Mother who was still with us when he seemed ancient!!!!!Anyhow her demise was announced by her daughter in Law Cindy on Twatter in the last few minutes!
On to Deadpool 175
The rules:
1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )
My nominations:
Sandra Day O’Connor
Carlos Menem
Tim Curry
James Whale
Dai Davies
People, the common masses, poltroons in general are cunts….I will elaborate with a few examples for your edification.
People who jump red lights.
People who pull out in front of me and then immediately turn right.
People who queue outside dirty old chip shops to get their fill of chip lard.
People who queue onto and block the road so they can get McDonalds trash food.
People who pay £75 per month for a mobile phone.
People who take a massive trolley full of junk through the basket only line.
People who wear masks on the street and alone in cars…you’re only going to smell your own farts in there.
Old cunts driving at 7am in the morning to nowhere, joggers, Tailgaters,
temporary traffic light operatives, puffed up “essential workers” etc etc
You are all indeed a cunt if you are mentioned. II have missed anyone, sorry but you’re a cunt too.
Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank
An icing sugar and self raising cunting please for this hoity-toity, up her own decrepit arse old tart, who, because she became a “national treasure” for making a few French fancies on the telly is going to be awarded a damehood for her trouble:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8802613/Mary-Berry-dame-Queens-Birthday-Honours-list.html
Fuck me sideways with Jess Phillips mammoth strap-on. and no lube – why?. The silly old cow does what she is paid to do on some low rent TV shows for middle class wimmin and poofters on the telly. She hasn’t discovered a vaccine for Covid19, she has just tarted up a lemon drizzle cake (the drizzle probably provided with her own piss).
There are far too many of these self regarding old bags with a plum in their mouth and a condescending attitude getting silly titles. (Jenni Murray, Baroness Scotland for example) come to mind. This can only encourage other self satisfied old matrons like Eddie Izzard to try for a title. The honours system really needs winding up for useless cunts like these. Fuck em.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs