A take my money cunting for the increase in the charge for single use plastic bags.

The government have decided that from next April the charge will double from 5p to 10p and the exemption for small retailers will disappear.
The charge is supposed to be used (after appropriate deductions) for good local causes decided by whichever outlet is issuing the bags, all fucking yippee.

Since the charge was introduced the reduction in single use bags has dropped by 80% and some shops don’t even offer single use bags, so why put up the charge, why not just remove the exemption which would probably account for a large part of the 20%.

It’s because they had a consultation and the majority were in favour of increasing the charge, absolute bollocks, as most people now don’t use single use bags they don’t give a fuck what the charge is, maybe they should have just consulted those customers who still use single use bags, they may have had a different result.

All this to keep plastic out of the Ocean and off the beaches, except when it the chicken cookin cunts from East London invading Greatstone beach, but they aren’t the only cunts who have no social responsibility whatsoever. 5p or 10p won’t make any difference to the chav types!

When the 5p charge was introduced it put a small firm in Nelson out of business overnight, but I guess that’s progress. I used single use bags, and reused them until they became a bit to tatty and weak and then used them in my waste bin, the only difference now is I buy more pedal bin bags, I wonder if anyone has done a survey to see if sales of pedal bin bags has increased over the last few years.

Pandering to the environmental lobby!

CUNTS

Nominated by Sick of it

The United Wildlife Union are definitely deserving of a nomination. I have to admit, I couldn’t find their website when I googled them. I found about them from a YouTube channel called HeelvsBabyface. I nominating them, because one of their demented ‘journalists’ known as Cade 6, has recently published an article entitled “Why White People Owning Dogs is Racist”. It started with a brief history of our relationship with canines, except instead of simply putting it as human’s relationship with dogs, he chose to put it as “the relationship between dog and woman”. So, straight away, you just know that this ‘journalist’ is a complete and utter cunt. Basically, white people stole dogs from the Eurasian people who put in all the time and effort to domesticate them. He even uses the term “filthy white savages”. In actual fact, they were traded. Apparently, it’s appropriating “black culture”. Except, Eurasian people are NOT black, you smug, thick twat. Your ignorance of that fact is itself racist.

To be honest, from what I heard in the video, it wasn’t really anything to do with dogs, it was just some white skinned pussy trying to assuage their guilt at being born with white skin, by slagging off our ancestors. And he comes across as being more narcissistic than Lewis Hamilton. And frankly, I find assholes like this to be patronising and condescending to black people. THEY are the racists. And going off the TWO photo’s of him, one of which is huge. The prick even tells people that if they’re white and own a dog, they should consider “donating” it to no kill animal charity or people of colour. No thought to the psychological effect it would have the dog, suddenly finding itself being dumped into a place that it’s unfamiliar with, surrounded by other dogs and people it doesn’t know. And it’s pretty obvious that this preaching failed experiment knows exactly fuck all about dogs. I’m pretty sure the history lesson at the start was either made up, or copied from Wikipedia.

In a truly just world, this waste of genetic material would either have ended up in a condom or shot down his mother’s throat. Unfortunately, it isn’t a truly just world, so he was born. Cade 6, I reject your request to donate my dog. I would instead request that you do the world a huge favour, by jumping off a cliff, onto a nuclear armed sea mine, located in water populated by sharks. And piranha’s. Failing that, you cunt. Go kick a starving tiger in the balls.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

And seconded by Chimp Licker:

UNITED WILDLIFE UNION. COM

This gaggle of stratospheric cunts published an article on their website on August 1st claiming that white people owning dogs is racist!

The article can be read here:
https://unitedwildlifeunion.com/articles/
…but if you wish to avoid your piss attaining temperatures unwitnessed in this universe since the Big Bang itself, I shall sum it up for you.

Basically, since archaeological evidence points to the dog first being domesticated somewhere in Asia, white people owning them is naughty cultural appropriation, and if you are a white person that owns a dog or dogs you must immediately donate them to ‘Persons of Colour’ where said dog or dogs will find their ‘perfect home’.

Just when you think the world can’t possibly sink to a still deeper level of sheer mouth-frothing berserk insanity…

I couldn’t find a picture for this lot, so here’s a cute image of baby penguins instead – DA

Let’s have a general ‘is-this-really-a-thing-or-has-it-been-invented-to-have-another-go-at-honky’ cunting for the expression, “Can I touch your hair?”.

I could have had a deprived childhood, a mis-spent youth or been so wrapped up in my white privilege that I never encountered this expression until a couple of years’ ago when I was introduced to it by the BBC (who else?).

It seems that us crackers can’t get enough of running our trotters through a black person’s ‘fro, weave, corn-rolls, dreads, weave etc. As I’ve stated before on this site I grew up and live in an area where black people aren’t exactly rare and I have never seen this happen. Is this thing real or is it a load of bollocks?

While I’m at it I’m going to throw in another expression that boils my piss………’People who look like me’. What’s that Lenny? You didn’t see many people that looked like you on TV in the early 70s? Well, fuck me, there’s not many people that look like me on TV today but am I allowed to moan about it on the Beeb?. Am I fuck!

Nominated by: SimmyJavil

(Took me a good 5 minutes to notice her hair in that pic! – DA)

You may not have noticed in the media, but it’s all about to kick off between Turkey & Greece. (And no, I’m not talking about football either!)

Over the past few weeks there has been rising tensions and lots of sabre-rattling twixt the two countries, primarily over ownership of the much-disputed territorial waters in the eastern Mediterranean; along with disagreements over the true ownership of Cyprus (currently the northern half is populated by Turkish-Cypriots; and the southern half Greek-Cypriots).

To add more fuel to the fire, both countries are members of NATO, and Greece & Cyprus are members of the EU (Turkey is attempting to join, but the EU don’t seem all that keen).

Add to that Greece has the backing of France & Italy, both of whom will be carrying out military exercises along with Greece & Cyprus in those very same disputed waters, which has pissed off the Turks even more!

Neither the UN or NATO seem at all interested; the EU is unofficially siding with Greece. But historically both countries are belligerent in the extreme, and won’t take any shit from anyone.

So while the rest of the world is saturated in BLM and Dink Virus media coverage, the Eastern Med is slowly simmering to boiling point. And if it all kicks off good and proper with a good old fashioned war then not only will the useless organisations listed above have to pull their cocks out of their arseholes and do something, but expect a few hundred thousand Greek/Turkish/Cypriot “migrants” ending up on our shores any time soon!

Nominated by: Technocunt

Pay attention at the back of the lecture theatre there, stop chewing the gum, or munching on the chiggun, here is a Professor who demands that you be “proud” of him as he mounts the podium to give an important lecture:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-53938171

With the BBC involved, you can be sure race is concerned and this man gives it to you good and proper. He is the first dark gentleman to host the lectures instigated by Michael Faraday 200 years ago, and the reason for this is – well of course – science is racist. There was a Chinese looking man in 2015 that gave one of the televised lectures but clearly he was not dark enough. The BBC and Prof. Jackson get weary and sick of trying, they’re tired of living and feared of dying, but the ole BBC she keeps on stirring along.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs