NETFLIX again.
Netflix have signed “a major new deal” with Prince Halfwit and the Markle slag.
“Through our work with diverse communities and their environments, to shining a light on people and causes around the world, our focus will be on creating content that informs but also gives hope. As new parents, making inspirational family programming is also important to us, as is powerful storytelling through a truthful and relatable lens.”
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54003296
Nuff said?
Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff
…and seconded by General Cuntster (Deceased)
A re-visited, combined cunting is in order for 2 of ISAC’s most recently cunted, giga cunts; Netflix and The Markles.
Every media outlet in the world is reporting on the joyous news that Netflix has signed a multi year deal with the Markles. The details have not been disclosed, except to say it will be for the production of new and original material that is to be aired exclusively on the subscription network.
Netflix’s co-chief executive and chief content officer, Ted Sarandos, could barely conceal his erection when he announced:
“We’re incredibly proud they have chosen us as their creative home and are excited about telling stories with them that can help build up resilience and increase understanding for audiences everywhere.”
Did you ever hear such self serving bullshit in your life? Wait. It gets worse.
While Harry sucked his thumb, Meghan told the New Times; “Our focus will be on creating content that informs but also gives hope.” And despite Harry’s obvious confusion, the Mongrel Duchess droned on; “As new parents, making inspirational programming is also important to us.”
As an alert security guard ripped a pistol from the useless spare leech’s formally royal hand and thwarted his attempt at suicide, the oblivious social climbing D List Duchess continued with her drivel; Netflix’s “….unprecedented reach will help us share impactful content that unlocks action.
This type of exaggerated, self aggrandizement makes me puke!
In preparation for the upcoming marathon of moronity, Netflix recently debuted a trailer for the documentary “Rising Phoenix.” It’s about the dimwitted Duke’s one and only accomplishment…founding the Invictus Games. Which due to the Wuhan Flu Brouhaha, was cancelled last year, and whose future is in doubt as Harry is now somewhat less than royal.
Shit on a stick! This means the Dysfunctional Duo and their pretentious bloviating will not only be with us for the foreseeable future, but will be jammed down our throats by a fawning sycophantic press (as exemplified by the recently cunted Tom Bradby).
At any rate, my Phonywood contacts tell me that the first production is well under way as filming for “Harry Windsor and the Half Breed Cunt” has already begun. And a sequal; “Harry Windsor and the Secret of Hewitt” is in the early stages of development.
So there you have it cunters! A double barrelled shotgun blast to the cunt, for Netfux and the Duke and Duchess of Suckit.
