Cough and say “ahh” please for a cunting for the British Medical Association, who Whitty-like, has been stirring up the scare stories about Covid 19 today, now breathlessly demanding “face coverings” (face nappies) for every working environment, unless you work solo.

They had some self important old tart and a parking stanley rep of the BMA on Wireless 4 PM just now, and of course they are lapping it up. Like a pair of old maids, scaring each other with stories about a dangerous rapist on the loose, both the BMA/BBC were really wheeling out the hyperbole, tempered with that faux concerned tone of voice..

Of course, the fact that many people will be travelling on buses and trains where the ignorant fuckers will be wearing their nappies as chinstraps never even crosses their minds…..

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Earlier this week I was doing the weekly shop and at the checkout there is a young-ish couple in front trying to pay at the till using Apple Pay*

Unfortunately for them neither of their phones would work on the contactless scanner. So at this point you’d think they’d whip out the credit cards/debit cards or cash and pay the old fashioned way…right?

No. Like the Her Maj the Queen, neither of them carry money.
“Dean, you’ll have to go check in the car babe, see if my purse or credit card is in the car”.

By this time the queue is becoming a conga line. Her phone rings. It’s Dean, I expect he said something along the lines of “There’s no purse in the car babe”. At this point he must have gone home to get some actual physical method of payment, leaving the wannabe Towie star girlfriend to wait with the shopping.

Fortunately, the checkout supervisor sees whats going on and puts the shopping to one side so the rest of us can carry on with out lives.

Why in the fuck would you leave the house to go shopping without money or a credit/debit card.

What also vexed me was their persistence in calling each other “Babe”.
Fuck off with that shit. It reminded me of ‘ickle Maaark Owen from TakeThat, singing a Dogawful song of that same name back in 1994 and I had flash backs from it. “The horror…..the horror.”

*Other mobile payment service are available.

Nominated by: Harold Steptoe

MPs are expected to get a pay rise of more than £3,300 next year after the Commons watchdog recommended that it should go ahead.

The QUANGO, the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority(IPSA) have proposed that MPs’ wages should carry on being linked to the average rise for public sector staff as it launched a consultation on salaries.

As a result, this would mean MPs, including those working at home, getting an extra £3,360 to their salaries of £81,932.

Fuckin’ hell, are these fuckin cunts brain dead?

After the debacle of Parliament over the last couple of years, it would be difficult to see any reason to give MP’s any rise. At a time of such hardship for many people, how could this rise be justified? MP’s in theory have no say in the matter but this government must not only turn this down but scrap the cunts that make up IPSA.

I’m finding now that very little shocks me and I‘m having to take double blood pressure tablets to retain my sanity. IPSA are fuckin’ cunts who don’t live in the real world.

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt

Wendover in the leafy home counties.

Why so? Well, they have prepared to receive Syrian refugees. Arabic speakers have been sourced. School places organised. Jobs found. How humanitarian and caring.
And the influx of said refugees? – 1 mother, 1 father, 2 small children. And even that has been delayed due to Covid restrictions. 4 refugees.

I may be a bit of a cynic but while the rest of the country, including rural Pembrokeshire is inundated with these fuckers does sleepy Wendover imagine it is doing it’s bit? Can they sleep easily in their virtuous beds? Will the WI have a cake raffle to support the newcomers? Soppy, Southern, do-gooding cunts. They should build a mosque to ease integration.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Emergency cunting for the Muslim Paris beheading cunt.

I’m sat here typing this having just heard the news that a history teacher has had their head cut off in Paris for showing some cartoons of the prophet Muhammad in a history lesson.

This should be the George Floyd moment For western civilisation we need to say enough is enough. Muslims and the rest of western civilisation If you don’t like a country that has given you all of this

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-34877683

then fuck off back to your third world sand pit and enjoy what’s left.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066