Are the Uighurs or Uyghurs, depending on your spelling preference, a household name for you? I’m guessing that like me, you’ve never ever heard of them.

Whilst waiting for some actual ‘news at ten’ this evening, particularly about when we can go about our normal lives again, I had to actually wonder what country I was living in.

Would you believe that the first item on ITV news tonight was about these folk, who are largely ‘muslim travellers’ that have resided for centuries in an area of the land where the ghastly flu that we have endured for the last 6 months stemmed from. They are whinging that they are being targeted and victimised by the government of their country.

As the ‘news’ continues to play in the background whilst I type, a record 409 English Channel rubber dinghy surfers seem to have been welcomed to our Kent shores today by the authorities. Great!! I still cannot see how this invasion of our Country is allowed to continue, day after day!

On a more positive note, the Sparkles look to have struck a deal with a TV content provider that will pay their household bills for the next 5 years. Possibly a small relief for the UK taxpayer, but a kick in the teeth for subscribers to Nutfucks.

Pour me another brandy and coke; the world is going beyond crazy!!

Nominated by: knobrot 

A cunting for Rollapig Katie Price again.

This attention seeking fuckmonkey is getting her boyfriend to push her around looking for paparazzi to take pictures of her in a wheel chair, wearing support boots for broken tib\fib fractures and snapped achilles heel tendon.

Now katie has chronic arthritis, i hasten to add this chronic condition didn’t stop attempts at the London marathon and SAS who dares wins not to mention all the running around trying to get her face in the papers.

My theory is that she has had some snatch reducing surgery, or boob job or face lift and is trying to drum up some interest, probably another book written by someone else, or i wonder why everyone thinks im a cunt tv series…

So sorry dumbass no one cares fuck off you muppet…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

This disturbing pile of dog shit seems to have slipped under the radar.

It’s an Australian children’s TV currently been shown on CBBC (where else.) Now before anyone sends the rozzers round I do not make a habit of watching kiddie’s TV, I had the extreme misfortune to catch a glimpse of this bollocks whilst channel hopping in a state of an intensely bored stupor last night.

There were three diversely different girls (one white one, one black one, and one with a bit of shite on) and they were talking about going swimming when they asked the white one what swimsuit she was going to wear as she is……..transsexual.

Yep, that’s right a twelve year old girl who thinks she is boy in a programme being broadcast to the nation’s youth. If this isn’t indoctrination I don’t know what is and fuck the BBC for showing it. And Layla Lalaland Moron wants these fuckers to have the vote when they can’t even work out what sex they are.

Here’s what a couple of other people think about it one of which is actually written by a trannie.

https://www.express.co.uk/comment/expresscomment/1325696/BBC-left-wing-bias-BBC-transgender-program-first-day-gay-lesbian-bisexual

https://www.rt.com/op-ed/498866-transgender-bbc-children-propaganda/

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt The First 

Steve Bray, the anti-Brexit gobshite who spent so long in Parliament Square, disrupting TV interviews and being a general pain the arse, deserves a new nomination.

Go on, admit it, you thought he was gone, didn’t you? Well you were wrong. Did you really this workshy cockwomble would give up and find gainful employment so easily? You were wrong there too. Because Bray is back!

I don’t know what his beef is this time, but apparently he has now taken to either standing at a fake checkpoint or goose stepping around Parliament Square dressed as a Soviet era Red Army officer. (Probably envious of Captain Tom – DA)

For fuck’s sake Bray. You spent four years making a complete twat of yourself, for a cause that you and all the other sad remainers have well and truly lost. Give the fuck up. You were a cunt before this, now you’re a contender for cunt of the year.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again for the record. If Joe wants to put on a wig and a dress and call himself Josephine, that’s fine by me. If your name’s Josephine but you want to get a dick grafted on and call yourself Joe, then equally that’s fine by me. If you want to identify as agender, androgyne or intersex, go right ahead. It’s your business, and no skin off my nose.

BUT… just don’t go on about it. And on, and on… as though it’s actually something to be proud about, and something that we’re all expected to be pleased about. Even worse, don’t go on about it on somebody else’s behalf, simply as a means of demonstrating your ‘woke’ credentials to the world.

Take Hollywoke for example, where live and work some of the most self-righteous ‘woke’ individuals on the face of the planet.

Latest off the ‘woke’ production line is ‘Star Trek: Discovery’. The wonderfully named Michelle Paradise, the show’s executive producer, just can’t stop gushing that ‘Star Trek has always made a mission of giving representation to under-represented communities because it believes in showing people that a future without division on the basis of race, gender, gender identity or sexual orientation is entirely within reach’.

So wait for it… the studio has announced that it will be introducing the show’s ‘first non-binary and transgender characters in the forthcoming third season (sic)’.

Well whoopee-fucking-do. You couldn’t get on quietly and just do it, could you? No, you’ve got to make a huge fucking production number about it all, about how ‘warm’ and ’empathetic’ and ’empowered’ the characters are. Nothing to do, of course, about wanting to impress the whole world about how ‘right on’ and ‘progressive’ YOUR credentials are.

I used to love ‘Star Trek’, but it lost its soul years ago; just take a look at ‘Picard’ if you want to see just how far into bedwetting identity politics it’s sunk. What a bunch of snivelling, virtue-signalling, up their own arse wankstains.

Do you want a fucking medal struck?.

Oh do fuck off; warp factor ten!

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(Gives a whole new meaning to the Captain’s Log – DA)