Emergency cunting for this immensely irritating cunt who acts as if he’s the one elected Prime Minister. And for the BBC for giving this cunt the oxygen of publicity.
Barely been off our screens since that appearance on Question Time last week. Oh wait a minute , guess where the Regional BBC HQ is…. Manchester!!
It is of course entirely coincidental that the Manchester Mayoral Election is in May 2021.
Nominated by: Isaac Hunt
Just had a shower and am now smelling of pink grapefruit because I bought the wrong shower gel. I normally go for the red one but picked up the pink one in front of several others because it looked red!
Radox are fucking cunts.
Nominated by: Dark key cunt
If you haven´t got one, don´t read on. What happened to the little bundle of fun who once asked me, “Daddy. Are you really the strongest man in the world?” When I modestly assented with a nod, she then made my day by asking, “Can I feel your muscles?” I then flexed my mighty arms, warning her to be careful so she did not get her tiny fingers crushed by the sheer strength of my biceps. Another time on a train, she wrapped her arms around my neck and declared to all the other passengers, “This is MY daddy”.
Those were the highlights of my life and things have gone readily downhill since then. Nowadays, when I visit her, she pushes me out of the way, says I am too feeble to carry my own suitcase and hefts it onto her shoulder like a brickie. She accuses me of dithering if I spend a nanosecond wondering if we go left or right in the street or if I don´t instantly recognize the name of some celeb I´ve never heard of or know how to use the latest app.
My brother has a son and seems to have a different relationship with him. They barely speak but seem to be on the same wavelength. Have I missed out on something here?
Nominated by: Mr Polly
No, nor me but I have included her brief description below.
Sunny Singh is a writer of fiction and creative non-fiction. She is Professor of Creative Writing and Inclusion in the Arts at London Metropolitan University.
No, not science or engineering. Creative Writing and Inclusion in the Arts. Whatever the fuck that is. However it must be important because the former Battersea Plumbing Polytech employs her.
Why the cunting? See below, and I quote her words:-
‘I get regular invites to debates on various platforms. I always say no. Debate is an imperialist, capitalist, white-supremacist, cis, heteropatriarchal technique that transforms a potential exchange of knowledge into a tool of exclusion and repression.’
From what little sense I get out of that I deduce that there is only one viewpoint, hers and her woke ilk. There is no argument. Especially with so many invented words.
Lucky ex Battersea Plumbing School to have her fulfilling such a vital role.
Not surprised the cunt is in London. Rather surprised that a Sikh can be such a pillock.
Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble
(Hussain rubbing shoulders with Sparkletits and Phil Green back in 2013 – DA)
In the week that the Nobel Prizes are being dished out, I would like to welcome you to the debut of the Keith Vaz Prize for Criminal Greed purely for the most corrupt of our foreign brethren, (you see, I am so woke) and announce our first prize winner. It’s a crowded field, as you can imagine, but please give a round of applause for our Manni:
Mrs. Boggs has developed square eyes to the point she will watch any old shit. If there is a twenty minute delay between Emmerdale in 1997 and Weatherfield in 2001, she will channel hop, and at 10.00 in broad daylight, her refuge is usually 20 minutes of a ghastly show with no budget or purpose called Homes Under The Hammer which, like Escape To The Cuntry has ran since God was a teenager.
That show has many Manni’s who look the same act the same and dress the same – sort of Asian Del Boys or Arthur Daley’s. It encourages greed and exploitation. If you have friends or family who can’t get a decent home to rent or buy, it is thanks to greedy cunts like Manni, so please, give him the clap – give him the clap he so richly deserves.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54442979
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs