The latest Lloyds Bank advert and advertising in general.
I know this topic has been cunted before, but Lloyds latest offering of destroying a decent song is boiling my piss.
They have murdered several songs of late, but to allow some tuneless cunt to desecrate the 70s wonder that is We’ve Only Just Begun by The Carpenters, is unforgiveable.
No one can mimic Karen Carpenter, and there is no need to adulterate another classic song. All these twats keep doing in modern advertising is just show how little imagination they really have, and this latest offering is so utterly slow and painfully depressing that I couldn’t be more ‘turned off’ by their product unless it was fronted by Linekunt or Blair.
I have no doubt that the tuneless bint who ‘murdered’ this tune was paid handsomely for this drivel and probably ticks some diversity box at the same time.
Speaking of which, have Nationwide, Asda and the RAF forgotten that there is an indigenous naturally ‘bleached’ skin colour in the UK? Given the disproportionate ratio of BAME to Wh1tey in advertising now, I feel like we Wh1teys are being erased from our own existence. Modern advertising?
Utter cuntitude.
Nominated by: BendyDick CùmInYaSnatch
(More info here: – DA https://www.tvadsongs.uk/lloyds-bank-advert-weve-only-just-begun/)
…. and a late entry from Fuglyucker
Nationwide building society need a cunting, not for their dodgy business ethics and im sure they have a few, but surely cant be worse than Lloyds, but for their series of shite ads that i find on ghe box all the time and mean i would never give Nationwide the opportunity to piss me off with business ethics because the piss me off at least ten times a day with these fucking ads, gormless sisters singing, ugly fuckmonkeys and cock wombles reciting poetry but the latest one gives me the biggest ear fucking of the lot, picture the scene some guy mid forties, looks like he hails from fucking Lagos you get the gist, said 40+ year old still at his parents house(typical Lagos types)) fucked bed room door thanks to his siblings breaking in univited (typical Lagos type), during the ad one such twat breaks in proceeds to steal something fuck off and then come back for seconds all while 40+ flavour is reciting poetry, put a lock on the door dick head what if these cunts break in while your punishing your monkey with a finger up your arse, where do Nationwide find these cunts, and no fuckers wants to see these kids practicing burglery, shouldnt they be out stabbing others of the same flavour in Londonistan, and shouldn’t 40+ boy have his own place by now, if anyfucker would already be milking the benefits system its these fucks, so as they usually pay for fuck all themselves its an own goal for a Nationwide ad, utter annoying cunts even without using or never using these cunts they still annoy beyond beleif and the kicker is the annoyed customers they already have are paying for this effluant flow….
(We could have tidied this up in terms of readability, but couldn’t be arsed – DA)
The last advertisement for the RAF showed one subordinate whitey saluting G0lly Officers. Now if that isn’t a right on message, what is ?
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I make that a 1 in 50 chance of that happening…either way round.
https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/workforce-and-business/workforce-diversity/armed-forces-workforce/latest
Trouble is, like everyone else, the Forces have effnicity boxes to tick thanks to the pandemic of woke. At the moment, that’s their recruiting priority, much as they’d probably like to select by suitability for the job.
Not a problem for the Army where the promise of legal violence acts powerfully on the ghetto rats, and black recruitment is high. The other services are more dependent on IQ.
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Fuglyucker that was the most impassioned CUNTING I have ever read. I am truly touched by the pinnacle of cunting you shared with your fellow cunters today.
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Nationwide are cunts, ‘On your side’ was one ad slogan, are they fuck. Another was ‘building society’, and we can see from their ads what flavour society they think is normal. Most of their small branches are franchised, just like petrol stations and where I live they are all run by Abduls. I had the misfortune to get mortgage advice from a franchisee who would open bank accounts for pìkeys who did her drive and all the usual favours, but did fuck all to help me. I had the last laugh as her franchisee husband at their other branch was banging some bint while she was abroad at their second home and kept it to myself. Cash is king and these cunts offer fuck all to me and never have done. There is another ad which ran during lockdown that must have had every misfit in life as a manager, I think it was Halifax. It ended with a right ring-pusher who looked like he’d just left a public toilet. Sorry bit of a rant, but your money is better off under the mattress as you get fuck all in interest because it’s spent on mincy, politically correct advertising.
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I’ll second your rant, Rob. Try and find a savings account that pays over 1% interest these days. I’m with Santander and I want to switch everytime “men of the people” Cunt and Dick appear. No point switching banks though – at least they’re marginally safer than under the mattress.
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I despise HSBC even more for their ads targeted at remoaners they have run for a couple of year with a sanctimonious black, bespectacled TV “comedian” whose name I can’t even pronounce – you can’t even escape the printed ads on bus shelters. Sanctimoniousness personified
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Adverts of all kind simply wash over me. I can be stood next to an advert on a bus stop for 20 minutes and if you asked me when I got on the bus what it was for, I wouldn’t know. Same with printed magazine adverts.
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They are out for number 1.Selfish.I don’t use banks as they pissed me off in the past.All at the trough.Snouts in lads!!
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Asda’s recent ads featuring a seemingly retarded Brummie ethnic tops the fucking lot.
“Pocket up, pocket up, it’s a pocket up”
Someone run this cunt over in a Luton van, please.
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I though that fucker was special needs, genuinely.
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Well ASDA is for mongs, in my local you see the twats wandering around in their nightwear and slippers. Utter fucking mongs.
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Everyone last one if them would see you destitute.
Never mind the happy clappy woke fairytale ads and horses running about.
It says enough that they spend millions on this pointless shit.
The rotten cunts.
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That horse is enough to carry the advert alone and their symbol.
A animal full of grace, elegance, at its peak running, a thing of beauty.
I have a trick for adverts,
I only really see the horse🐎
The train is carrying the occupants to a lovely reeducation camp .
As for Nationwide ?
Shows theyll steal off even family and from a early Age!!
Wouldnt put a lock on the door so much as wire the handle to the mains.
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I am with you MNC that horse is beautiful. However why didn’t they use the Karen Carpenter version of the song? The singer put in a decent effort but everyone has heard the original and it just wasn’t quite there.
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Agreed wanksock.
Not sure why they didnt use the original?
Its much better!
That breathy girl voiced covering it is the same one thats covered a few originals I think?
Steppenwolf ‘born to be wild’ included.
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I hope the kaffirs, peacefuls and gays buy a lot of stuff because adverts are clearly not aimed at the majority population.
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On a similar theme.
It looks like Sainsbury’s don’t want our money.
https://mobile.twitter.com/sainsburys/status/1311672756010917889
If Sainsbury’s don’t want my wonga I’m off to buy my bread and milk at the local Patel’s Minimart. Howzabout that for irony, guys and gals.
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Yep fuck ‘em. Black History month. It’s been non stop about the blacks for the last 3/4 months. When are we having White History month? Teach them all about the benefits of the British and other empires and how they’d still be on the dark continent starving without the Empire. They’ve never had it so good.
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I always struggle to see any significant contribution that Africa has made to the world. Syphilis…Ebola perhaps?
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Necklacing and car-jacking.
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Poaching and new diseases?
(But they still want your money! The only thing you can do against this blatant but growing form of discrimination against the horrid whites is to take our business elsewhere. Not just with banking but anything that actually offends US for a change, and see how they like it- DA)
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Am I the only cunt who’s rapidly running out of places to buy stuff from/deposit my money with/visit….?
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No you’re not. Every bloody advert that comes on I say to the wife, ‘I’m not buying from them fuckers anymore!’.
I’ll can currently only buy a luxury river cruise and a holiday home on the south coast, neither which I can afford.
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Looks like there are a lot of people not happy with the line about ‘welcome to shop elsewhere’
Whoever put this tweet together seems to have forgotten one basic rule, you can’t exist without customers,
Simply saying something like being a diverse and inclusive employer would have made their point but god knows why they had to go over the top.
Every large retailer has diverse workforce’s so why make a fucking point of saying it in such a; aggressive way
I stopped shopping at Sainsbury years ago, so I sadly can’t hit them in the pocket 😪
Cunts
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This nom sums up my sentiments exactly.
Weak, weedy, pathetic versions of classic songs are a heinous sin against good music. These breathy, little girl vocals make me puke.
As for the lazy cunts sitting around at home pretending to work – get back to the office and answer my call. I’ve been hanging on for hours to get through listening to recorded excuses and musak.
None of these banks are on or by our fecking side and these patronising ads are designed by fuckwits to irritate the hell out of us.
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And there’s something else.
The “musical arranger” of the Lloyds’ tv ad obvioisly thought he could improve on the original by changing some of the major notes to minor which gives a jarring effect. Awful.
Listening to Karen Carpenter singing is a sublime experience.
Witnessing a piss poor imitation is hideous.
Well done Lloyds Bank you are the winner of the tasteless, talentless, tuneless tv ad award.
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And another thing.
That gormless gimp in the nationwide ad has the same unconvincing look of “surprise” on his smug stupid face when he looks around to see the tiny thief in action behind him that the mong bank staff put on when their pets steal the limelight.
Ho ho so natural, so amusing.
Pukesville, Arizona man.
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I rarely see adverts as record programmes and forward through the things. Did see one the other day might have been BT, going on about poor broadband. A couple of iron hoofs, one white, one black. Nearly made me vomit as it was trying to be so woke.
Nearly every advert boils my piss these days, hence why I record nearly everything.
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Same here. Watch the Chase with my tea and 15 minutes of 6 pm news. Otherwise all recorded.
The adverts tell me, apart from us being a minority white and straight country:
On-line bingo is a great social activity – who’da thought it?
Meerkats come from Russia and are very irritating.
Bulls drop on window cleaning platforms, no idea why.
Banks are philanthropic organisations.
Women piss themselves.
Welsh operatics are cunts.
Dread to think what I could learn if I sat through any more live TV.
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I did enjoy Richard Carpenter’s version of that Hollies song….
‘She ain’t heavy, she’s my sister’…..
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Slightly off topic I know but what are the banks doing with all the money they are saving from branch closures and the sale of properties in prime positions or the reduction in their rent bill if not owned. What about all the savings from massive staff reductions? They spend this windfall on wank adverts obviously as they have down fuck all squared for me apart from cutting the interest paid on my current account to fuck all “because of the current situation”
Yet switching on the window to wankery what assaults my senses why some gimboid bank advert filmed in fucking Narnia all about how they are helping and nurturing me. Did you notice that train driver appears to be winding the loco handbrake off when said loco is already batting along, always thought the regulator was used to increase speed?
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It’s almost like a media ethnic cleansing. Us dreadful white cunts are only used if they need an oaf, or an incontinent. Or, using a white teenage girl on adverts for FGM or period poverty, forgetting about the religious or cultural aspects of both subjects.
If we were to boycott all those cunts that used these practices we’d be fucked, as it is the norm, and any company who didn’t conform to them would probably have offcom chasing them because of the complaints it had received, and it had chosen to act, unlike the diverse dancing cunts and their bullshit BLM propaganda act, who were allowed to brush off the complaining.
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Just do what I do when the adverts come on. Mute the TV……and that’s it.
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They don’t pay much to people who appear in adverts these days. None of them seem able to afford socks and shoes.
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If there is one advert that makes my want to kill, it’s those fucking meerkat atrocities. What cunt thought making them Russians would make them more trustworthy is beyond me. Novichok, rat poison or snares, I don’t care how, wipe them out.
I can proudly state that because of their shit advertising, I have never used the services of compare the market, go compare, we buy any car, HSBC, go daddy and a whole multitude of cunts. Obviously these campaigns are aimed at the lowest common denominator who are happy to buy, wear and use what they are told.
KFC have completely given up being inclusive, as their advertising is aimed totally at what would be classed as a stereotype. Nomesaying blud?
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I recall the famous Black Horse raised its profile a couple of years ago.
When it got the part of Bill Potts the Lezza in Doctor Who.
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Bollocks i meant to mention the bank of Ant and Dick, those fucking ads boil my piss as well, and when is Dick going to admit to being a faggot ala silver fox Phil with we buy any cock at arse bandits are us married or not…
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Thank you NP i do try
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A horse that’s good for glue.
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