Fucking Mathematicians are cunts.

I studied this shit as a second subject at university along with PE. (pissing about running with bats and balls).

One of the most boring two hours of my entire life was spend proving root 2 to be an irrational number a little of this surmise rational follows :-

Because √2 is not an integer (2 is not a perfect square), √2 must therefore be irrational. This proof can be generalized to show that any square root of any natural number that is not the square of a natural number is irrational. WTF. 2 fucking hours of equations and conflicting statements.

The lecturer and at least half the class (males mostly) were creaming their pants eulogising this wondrous phenomenon. I was praying for the lunch bell to fucking ring, as were most of the girls/women.

Now lets get a grip here numbers are man made and as a result we can create multiples of rules with which to make these numbers create all kinds of equations, formula, quadrilaterals, and even rude shaped graphs that look like a pair of tits.

Now I do not disrespect the way mathematics as helped the modern world shape many things that we now take for granted, buildings/flight/computers etc., However, I just don’t respect any cunt that gets wet/moist by just proving that something created by man can be rational, irrational or anything else. Utter bullshit.

Maths is a tool for developing mankind and not something you jizz in your pants about.

There fore my equation is Mathematicians = Cunts.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

(A great nomination, not least for being a bit different from the norm. However, most cunts on here are still having to use Google to work out how many of the 10 beans Jack had left over after he gave 3 away to Abdul Bomber, 2 to Mizz Lezmuncher and gave 1 to Greta Thundercunt! – DA)

Take yourselves in hand gentlemen, for a cunting for ISACs favourite pop tart, Lily Allen. Ms Allen beseeches the world to become more open legged as she launches her very own sex toy:

https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/lily-allen-sex-toy-vibrator-womanizer-liberty-a4572545.html

Yes, a new member of the team for Ann Summers customers everywhere, the Liberty is a device for wimmins self-abuse. I am sure Anal-ease Dodds, that Moran sort from the Lib-Dems and Jess Phillips will be setting off to the sex shop hot foot (if somebody can set fire to their feet).

All this dry fanny celebrity sex is getting too much for an old man like me. The Allen bombshell the same week as Jenni Murray has proudly announced she is going to appear on TV stark bollock naked. These old bags become real old scrubbers when they fear the limelight is off them.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

and added to by…..W. C. Boggs

You didn’t think I was going to let you off that lightly did you?

A “It-Must-Be-Jelly-Cos-Jam-Don’t-Shake-Like-That” cunting please for hoity-toity Mistress of Wireless 4 Dame Jenni (“there is nothing like a Dame”) for the roly-poly ex presenter who is going to “bare all” in the cause of entertainment and self advertisement:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8864927/Why-Im-going-topless-TV-Despite-two-metal-hips-mastectomy-Jennie-Murray-bares-all.html

In my day you would never have caught Katie Boyle or Lady Isobell Barnett naked – no too damn fast for me, but where is the old bag’s self respect?. She is 70 for Christ’s sake. No woman over 35 should ever be seen topless in public. I can only assume that the old age pension isn’t enough for her now she has left her safe radio job, sneering at the male sex. The only men who want to see shrivelled up old tarts are masochists like Mr. Jess Phillips and Mr. Dodds, and God knows they deserve the George Cross for bravery.

Plus this late entry from Fuglyucker 

I would like to nominate Lilly Fucking Allen again.
This brain dead spunk trumpet has decided to launch a range of sex toys, yes you hear me right im sure its going to be Lillies idea of 100 best things to stick in your snatch, in her case im sure its going to be vibrating road cones and 240 volt pumping fists and im sure im not far wrong, first is an item called the womanizer, can you picture the scene your all pumped up about to have a good trunking and the Lilly the musical mongs face pops into your mind and instant soft on.

Lilly ruins sex for the masses what a cunt…

…and another from W.C.Boggs (clearly besotted by Allen)

LADY WANKERS – LILY ALLEN:

Keep your hand on your halfpenny as we pay homage to the rat faced songster, who, with the help of the BBC (who else?) is hawking round her sex toys – JML for perverts.

In what amounts to connivence in her adertising campaign Ms. Allen has been on the BBC in her faux “serious” mood, has given a deeply sincere interview about female masturbation:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-54712504

I suppose with a face like hers, and her wedding breakfast ideas of biting into an outsize burger, she needs all the self help she can get. Still, the BBC website is becoming a source of ribald humour, much like Labourlist.

Will Lily give upm “singing” tom become the new Lady Moane? We she mount (forgive the term) a takeover bid for Ann Summers?

Who knows? – who cares?

I’d like to request a ‘here we go again’ cunting for Grassroots Voice.

https://futureweneed.com/Just as the biggest turds float to the surface, this collection of cunts want to be elected to the NEC of The Labour Party in order to drag it to the left and crusade onwards to victory in 2024. Delusional is not a strong enough word for them.
It will come as no surprise to hear that my favourite demented commie Geordie loser, Laura ‘jizz on my glasses’ Pidcock is featuring at the centre of this merry band, and they intend to ensure that Labour shapes policy in their image, using phrases such as:

‘global environmental emergency’
‘anti-racism, an end to scapegoating of migrants’
‘advancing migrants’ rights’
‘the authentic voices of working-class black women must be central to our movement’
‘supporting the Palestinian people’s right to self-determination’
‘allow the voices of BAME, disabled, LGBT and women members to be genuinely heard’
‘anti-austerity, internationalist Labour government’
‘re-elect me so we can organise for the socialist future young people deserve’
‘under Jeremy Corbyn we re-democratised the party and restored socialist policies to the core of our manifesto’

So basically, ‘Same Shit, Different Day’ then? You’d think that after touting this drivel previously and getting at the wrong end of a royal fucking-over by the electorate, they’d want to get the brown stains from Corbyn’s arsehole off their tongues, but it seems not.
A definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different outcome each time. Well fill yer boots leftie loonies, crack on and torpedo Kweer’s ship for him. Boom!

Nominated by: The Stained Gusset

Honestly, these people are some of the most selfish cunts on the face of the planet. Their shrill cries of hysteria have destroyed society, turned people into amateur SS officers, left hundreds of thousands of people out of work, and will end up causing severe mental health and homelessness crises, all based on their own paranoid fear of a virus which to most isn’t even fatal.
I can understand people advocating for lockdowns if they’re elderly or high risk, but for the vast majority of healthy(ish) cunts there really is no excuse. What these morons have done is tantamount to treason and they deserve to be locked up with the key thrown away.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

…and seconded by Cuntsince1066:

For fuck sake. At some stage we are going to have to deal with Covid, like we do with flu, accept an appropriate level of deaths and allow the rest of us to get on with our lives and pick up what the fuck is left of our society. Back in March the thought of ploughing corpses into mass graves felt real. I got my family home, we bolted the door and we stayed indoors. But now we know that the young are 99.99999999% fine the 25 – 45 years old are 99.99999% fine even with a nasty dose of Covid. Even 45 -65 are fucking safe all but 0.0001% of the time.

But if you are over 80, have dementia, are shitting your nappy by the sunny window twice a day and don’t know what the fuck is going on, then this Covid thing is fucking deadly. We are selling our very souls for people who are dying with Covid who ;have an average of death older than life expectancy itself .

The govt have to try to pin every death on Covid just to keep the fear factor going and it’s the only disease I know that needs a 24 hour rolling news feed to keep telling everyone that we are all doomed. We tried a fucking lockdown it didn’t go away but it gave us time to prepare. We didn’t prepare we just gave cunts money and the govt spunked loads of money on a track and trace or gave it to themselves or their friends through contracts.

The public are still buying this bullshit and I just don’t get it. Some Cunts want another lockdown because they are boring selfish cunts who only look at the situation through the prism of their own shitty lives.

They don’t go to the pub, the football, rugby, cinema, theatre, eat out (unless Rishi picks up the bill) have never done a class A in their lives and are ready to rat on their neighbours at the drop of a hat and they think that the dinghies arriving on the Kent coast are culturally enriching.

I’ve had enough I would rather have four days of freedom than four weeks of house arrest. The cure is far far worse than the disease itself.