The purblind “working from home” crew are total cunts.

All I ever read these days is “working from home has changed my life” or “I’ll never go back into the office again I can tell you”

Listen you stupid cunts, whatever you think, if you’ve been happily working from your hovel for the last few months plans are in progress to replace you with either Ntebeb, Survinder or Pavel working in some far flung shit hole.

If you really think your company is going to pay you to sit at home and eat junk food, become alcohol dependent and watch shite TV when your job can be done at a fraction of the cost by the swarm of third world rodents you’re deluded.

I’ve never been so productive you may say?…rubbish, you just think that while the sun is shining and the real misery from this fake pandemic hasn’t kicked in yet. Just wait until Mid-November when it’s dark by three thirty, people at your company are being laid off left and right and you’re sitting there shitting yourself because of off all the money you owe on rubbish like new cars, holidays and TV sets.

I’ve been self-employed for years, I know lean times come along and have planned for it long before Bruce Lee Fever became fashionable but the rest of you work from home sheep need to start picking your own park bench.

Fuck all you can do about it either.

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

Nomination for Cayde-6

Long time lurker and reader but I have never been incensed enough to put the proverbial pen to paper but this is just a sign of how bad things have got.

Apparently now, and I quote.

If you are white and own a dog, you are openly participating and advocating for cultural appropriation and colonialism. Reinforcing this culture is NOT acceptable and will come with its repercussions.

https://unitedwildlifeunion.com/2020/08/01/why-white-people-owning-dogs-is-racist/

The mind boggles, is there anything white people can do that isn’t racist?

Well, I’m off to take my beloved eight year old dog to the pound so he can be culturally enriched.

Cunts

ps. If you want to know more about Cayde-6 then here is its bio. Explains a lot.

Cayde is a father to two and a lifelong conservationist. When not committing time to the local zoo, Cayde spends his time creating and disseminating educational materials for local schools that help kids understand why protecting animals and LGBTQIA+ rights is so important.

Nominated by: Phat Cunt 

I’d like to nominate the Hotter Shoes for women advert.

I saw this for the first time yesterday, and it’s essentially a series of images of various wimminz of all shapes, sizes and colours with some stupid voiceover. It’s only at the end of the advert that you actually realise what the advert is for.

I switched to another channel, where naturally, I landed on a commercial break, right at the beginning of another wimminz advert. It was a close up of a woman’s face, telling us that they are not going to take it anymore, they are re-writing the rules and doing it their way blah blah blah.

She was joined by a bunch of more wimminz, again of all shapes etc…all nodding sagely with the bullshit narrative. I think this one was for wimminz supportive pants, or some such cack.

Sick of it.

Nominated by: mystic maven 

(This might be the ad in question – DA https://www.hotter.com/gb/en/info/TV-campaign)

.. and also by mystic maven covering the same area

I’m not sure if it’s been previously cunted, but if not, then I want to nominate the utter cuntery, known as ‘This girl can’

There used to be some stupid advert on tv a while ago featuring loads of wimminz showing how tough and confident they are etc etc… Now it’s on the radio too.

We all know that women do sports and have good jobs and can be managers and are ‘doing it their way’ and ‘re-writing the rules’ and all that bollocks. Just fuck off!
Not my most erudite posting, but getting pissed off with it now.

I had forgotten about this ugly specky champion from the Dark Ages until she turned up on CNN recently – still specky, still ugly – and gave a sermonette on how we should all love and appreciate one another.

She pulled all the right strings and ticked the woke boxes – black lives matter, global warning etc. – in the kind of banal “message” Prince Charles gives to his plants.

As I recall, tennis was virtually an all-white – and middle-class – sport in those days except for Arthur Ashe (also specky) and Evonne Goolagong (also ugly) – and I don´t remember Ms. King making any social comments although she moaned about not getting as much prize money as Jimmy Connors and John McEnroe.

She famously thrashed Bobby “No Broad Can Beat Me” Riggs at a tennis match in 1973 and has been dining out on it for decades. He was 55 at the time and she was 29. Even then, there were reports that the game had been rigged by the Mafia who had bribed Riggs who was heavily in debt. Anyway, advantage Ms. King.

Nominated by: Mr Polly