Black History Month (2)

Four postboxes have been painted black to honour black Britons including Sir Lenny Henry and nursing pioneer Mary Seacole.

Yes, Lenny Henry gets a black postbox for his contribution to whiting up, shouting ‘Katanga’ as the ‘African’ as he used to put it, and generally being unfunny as fuck. Puts great black Britons in perspective doesnt it.

Why not a yellow postbox to honour Gwok Wan?
A black & white one to honour tax dodging drivers? Or perhaps accomplished arse tonguers.

We have had some great black Britons, especially sportspeople, but Lenny fucking Henry?

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

…and supported by Liberal Liquidator 

Royal Mail and Blacking up Post Boxes.

In readiness for what is to be a month long orgy of self-loathing, anti-British whitey bashing, Royal Mail have painted four post boxes around the country black, to honour significant figures in the black community for Black History Month.

In another example of patronising virtue signalling from our institutions which will do fuck all for race relations, will ‘da comoonittee’ even know who they are? When was the last time any urban yoot who hangs on the every tweet of Stormzy or Ashly Bingo Banjo even wrote a letter or used a post box? A long dead Crimean war era nurse, a WW1 soldier, some artist and Lenny fucking Henry. A graffiti covered portaloo would have been sufficient for that twat.

Its got to the point where our national mail service is ‘defacing’ its own property and a British cultural icon, recognised around the world, to push another line of woke bullshit while statues of white heroes and leaders are vandalized and torn down. What a country.

,,and another from Cuntybollocks  (aimed at Boris more than anything, but still) 

Fuck me, I’ve just seen the most nauseating video in ages.

The leader of our country has been banging on about ‘Black History Month’. It seems that the blacks get honoured with OBEs for doing normal stuff, like being a nurse or a head teacher. One he went on about was finding and throwing away German bombs in WW2. I thought he was going to say he threw them back to Germany with his bare hands too. While his head was on fire. He then (gasp) got a job in the fire service. Noble jobs, sure he was a top bloke…but fuck me I bet thousands of honkies did the same sort of stuff. Boris made the cunt sound like a cross between Rambo, Superman and RoboCop.

Ok, so sone dark keys had some normal jobs and did some normal stuff. So let’s fucking have the PM big them up then!

Apparently, British history is black history.

And the cunts still won’t vote for you anyway, you honey monster cunt.

What a fucking country.

Marcus Rashford (3) MBE

Marcus Rashford said he felt “honoured” to be given an MBE

England and Manchester United forward Marcus Rashford has become an MBE in the Queen’s Birthday Honours list.

The footballer, 22, campaigned for the government to allow about 1.3 million children to claim free school meal vouchers in England’s summer holidays during the coronavirus pandemic.

This cunt being paid more per week than most of us get in a year has been honoured. Great.. He contributed fuck all other than virtue. For the kids of course, whose parent, mostly singular, were struggling to feed their kids, what with the on-line bingo, fags, weed and booze to pay for.

Each overpaid footballer will of course donate a few grand a week to this worthy cause. Sorry, each overpaid footballer will contribute fuckall to this worthy cause.

Words fucking fail me.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

(This cunt supports BLM, and yet accepts a “Member of the Most Excellent Order of the BRITISH EMPIRE“. Oh, the irony! – DA)

Go Sober for October

What a load of sanctimonious cunt.

Of all the years you’d have thought this bunch of killjoys would have given it a fucking break this year round. It is a shit year and a beer or five makes it a lot more enjoyable.

Apparently they have “fun” activities to do instead; today (the 1st) is baking. I can’t help but baking makes you a fat cunt with a messy kitchen.

What an increasing number of people seem to be thinking these days is that exceeding 12 units a week makes you like Keith Moon or Oli Reed, usually on the BBC news this opinion is spoken.

Well, I have this to say: Fuck off and leave us alone, if we want a few beers and aren’t harming anyone and it makes us feel good then go and fuck yourself if you think I’m listening to your Puritan bollocks.

Nominated by: Fortress Cuntimus 

(They’ll be banning wanking next – “Ignore Your Member for December” – DA)

(That’s the end of your social life then, DA. – NA)

Malta’s Sharks

Malta deserves a nomination, just for sheer pettiness.

David Attenborough recently made it known that he’d given Prince George a fossilised shark tooth that he’d found on a beach in Malta back in the 1960’s.

What was Malta’s response? “WE WANT THAT SHARK TOOTH, IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM”!

Fuck you say? It’s a tooth from a creature that died several MILLION years ago, that was found by some English bloke fifty years ago. He must have mentioned it before now, so why are you making an issue of it now? And surely your museum has at least half a dozen of the fucking things. Y

ou don’t need it, you wretched pedants. Are you still butt hurt that the UK dared to leave the EU? Because I remember the threats your piss ant island made in the run up to the referendum.

One of my maternal uncles was stationed on Malta during the siege in 1942, an action for which the people of the island were collectively awarded the George Cross, due to the heavy fighting. It’s sad to see that the Maltese government have become such a pedantic bunch of petty minded cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

(Seems that Malta has now backed down, but they’re still cunts – DA https://news.sky.com/story/malta-backs-down-on-demand-that-shark-tooth-given-to-prince-george-by-david-attenborough-is-returned-12085257)

The Working from Home Crew (2)

The purblind “working from home” crew are total cunts.

All I ever read these days is “working from home has changed my life” or “I’ll never go back into the office again I can tell you”

Listen you stupid cunts, whatever you think, if you’ve been happily working from your hovel for the last few months plans are in progress to replace you with either Ntebeb, Survinder or Pavel working in some far flung shit hole.

If you really think your company is going to pay you to sit at home and eat junk food, become alcohol dependent and watch shite TV when your job can be done at a fraction of the cost by the swarm of third world rodents you’re deluded.

I’ve never been so productive you may say?…rubbish, you just think that while the sun is shining and the real misery from this fake pandemic hasn’t kicked in yet. Just wait until Mid-November when it’s dark by three thirty, people at your company are being laid off left and right and you’re sitting there shitting yourself because of off all the money you owe on rubbish like new cars, holidays and TV sets.

I’ve been self-employed for years, I know lean times come along and have planned for it long before Bruce Lee Fever became fashionable but the rest of you work from home sheep need to start picking your own park bench.

Fuck all you can do about it either.

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank