Now admittedly ITV Be is a crock of shite, but this afternoon Mrs D is sitting in front of the idiot box with her mouth open unbelieving what she’s looking at. It’s “Gemma Collins, Diva forever and ever”

Now this vacuous fat nobody has admittedly been cunted on this esteemed organ twice previously on 2018 and 2019 but forever and ever in search of being even more ridiculous, she’s plumbed new depths with this utter pile of dross.

Apparently GC wants a man to call her own so she can have a baby so let’s hope that the poor unfortunate bastard she eventually corners brings a mining lamp, compass and map so he can find his way through the countless layers of lard on his way to her fanny.

She sure as hell isn’t going to find him in the episode as she goes on a staycation to a camp site. True to form she’s in a forty foot Winnebago which demolishes half the site as her witless brother tries to squeeze it in. But being GC she can’t stand it for more than one night and demands a five star hotel instead.

What baffles me is how the fuck the general public have sunk to such a low level of intellect that they revere this hag and she gets paid vast sums of money for behaving like a spoilt cunt and being generally thick as two short planks.

Clearly this explains why I never managed to make millions. Intelligence is a curse…

Nominated by: Dioclese 

(Is that our esteemed Lord Fiddler about to go down on his dearest beloved? – DA)

This cunt just won’t go away, like some turd that survived the flush, and is slowly dissolving in the pan.

It was on this cunts’ computer model that the first lockdown was initiated. A lockdown he broke himself, as he was fucking some cuckolds’ loony lefty wife.
Yeah, that cunt.

He’s still wheeled out as the foremost expert on all things Covid on the BBC, his last appearance on radio four was him telling us all that Christmas equals death. The beeb don’t mind his past transgression, as a lefty he is redeemable, unlike that murderer Cummings.

It has been noted that for years, this cunts predictions on epidemiology have been so wrong, it would have been better asking a drunken tramp for advice.
Do the decent thing professor doom, and fuck off.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

and seconded a few days later by JeffWode:

Alleged Prof Neil Ferguson should be cunted off for eternity.

The cunt has a long history of making an utter cunt of himself by continually getting his predictions wrong by a million per cent.

Remember foot and mouth? Yep he was responsible for that utter bell end T Blair’s slaughter of 6 million farm animals-as it turns out completely un-necessarily.
Bird flu? 200 million worldwide deaths according to cuntyfergy-total deaths 282. Swine flu? Cuntyfergy says “65,00 UK deaths” our survey says…wapwah….”457″.

So who do the cuntus maximus’s in government turn to for some cool, reasoned, level headed advice? You got it-Prof PanicPants himself. Result? A nuclear holocaust through the economy, no 84 year olds lives saved ’cause they bunged ’em all in plague centres and an OBE for the world’s biggest cunt.

Holyfuckingshitwe’refucked.

For spending half the morning telling the nation that TRICK or TREAT is: “great! And a lot of fun!”

CUNT.

Nuff said.

Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

(More on this Halloween is Fun – DA)

We’ve had Blaxsploitation. We’ve had Sexploitation. Now welcome:-

Mongsploitation – ‘I Am Greta’.

Thrill as she mopes about and bunks off school.
Gasp as she addresses leaders who should fucking know better.
Wonder what the fucking point is in flying a sailing crew half way across the world so she could shit over the side in a multi million $ yacht.
Wonder what the fuck Swarzenegger is doing in this hokum.
Finally twig that she and her abusers, sorry, parents get a lot of moolah from this shite.

‘I Am Greta’, coming to a closed cinema near you.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Fucking Mathematicians are cunts.

I studied this shit as a second subject at university along with PE. (pissing about running with bats and balls).

One of the most boring two hours of my entire life was spend proving root 2 to be an irrational number a little of this surmise rational follows :-

Because √2 is not an integer (2 is not a perfect square), √2 must therefore be irrational. This proof can be generalized to show that any square root of any natural number that is not the square of a natural number is irrational. WTF. 2 fucking hours of equations and conflicting statements.

The lecturer and at least half the class (males mostly) were creaming their pants eulogising this wondrous phenomenon. I was praying for the lunch bell to fucking ring, as were most of the girls/women.

Now lets get a grip here numbers are man made and as a result we can create multiples of rules with which to make these numbers create all kinds of equations, formula, quadrilaterals, and even rude shaped graphs that look like a pair of tits.

Now I do not disrespect the way mathematics as helped the modern world shape many things that we now take for granted, buildings/flight/computers etc., However, I just don’t respect any cunt that gets wet/moist by just proving that something created by man can be rational, irrational or anything else. Utter bullshit.

Maths is a tool for developing mankind and not something you jizz in your pants about.

There fore my equation is Mathematicians = Cunts.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

(A great nomination, not least for being a bit different from the norm. However, most cunts on here are still having to use Google to work out how many of the 10 beans Jack had left over after he gave 3 away to Abdul Bomber, 2 to Mizz Lezmuncher and gave 1 to Greta Thundercunt! – DA)