…Or Wrong Roy as I prefer to call this utter waste of sperm and an egg.

Not content with merely being a cunt, he’s apparently decided that he wants a promotion to complete and total cunt, by trying to play the victim card. “Oh woe is me” the bearded prick has wailed. “I’m getting death threats and abuse, just for doing my job”.

NO! No, no, no motherfucker. You’re getting death threats and abuse because you’ve been absolutely shite at doing your job. As I pointed out in another post, Ferguson has NEVER been right about ANY of the major crises that the UK has faced in the past twenty years. He was wrong about foot & mouth (which resulted in the deaths of about 11million cloven animals, like sheep and cows. If they’d been human, he would’ve been in the Hague facing charges of genocide), he’s been wrong about SARS, MERS, HIV, Swine Flu, Bird Flu and now, fucking BAT FLU.

Right at the start, he claimed that 500,000 Brits would die from the Flu Manchu. Nearly nine months on, and we’re nowhere fucking near that number. He had a hand in the bullshit rules and guidelines we’ve had to suffer (including, and this is a classic, you can shag your missus, but you can’t play any sports, like golf, football, tennis, archery etc with her). He’s been wrong so often, that actual experts, from august places like Stanford and Yale, now consider him a target for ridicule.

Wrong Roy, you’re getting death threats (which I do not condone) and abuse (which I fully condone, because I’m doing it right now), because you’ve based your ‘projections’ on fearmongering bullshit, instead of scientific fact. You’re also getting death threats and abuse, because you broke the very rules you helped bring in, by sneaking off to shag your kraut side chick. TWICE!

So, no, Wrong Roy, you are NOT a victim of abuse. You are the thoroughly deserving target of abuse, because you’re a complete and total cunt. Shut the fuck up, fade into obscurity, and people WILL forget that you exist. Failing that, DO YOUR FUCKING JOB PROPERLY. Cunt.

By the way, Roy, I have a couple of projections for you. Both my middle fingers, right in your face.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

(More here – DA https://theferret.scot/fact-check-neil-ferguson-covid-19-predictions/ )

Who is this old trout, I hear my fellow cunters say – well, your guess is as good as mine – perhaps it is Eddie Izzard one step beyond. Perhaps she is a friend of Dildo Hardon, perhaps she is some ignorant old tart who knows fuck all and got “appointed” like everyone’s favourite virologist Doreen Lawrence (there is nothing like a dame).

Whoever the meddling old cunt is she has jumped on the “test” bandwaggon, and wants “everyone” tested for HIV:

https://www.standard.co.uk/aidsfree/aidsfree-campaign-hiv-tests-elton-john-aid-foundation-b128392.html

Old hairycunt Beale, who probably shares her shit-stained knickers with Anal-Ease Dodds, and enjoys smelling the stale 4 week old piss stains, is the “chairperson” of the HIV Commission, and seems to think old men and wimmin in their 80s or 90s, schoolkids under 10 or anybody else who has never taken a trip down the Marmite staircase is HIV positive. What a fucking liberty, as well as being insulting and ignorant.

What a fucking insult. I am getting sick and tired of the old women of both sexes who insist on monitoring and controlling us. On the day when the government have pissed even moire millions to prop up Crossrail, the last thing we can afford is to waste public money – already billions spent on Covid, this this fucking Nazi’s fantasies.

If she wants to test people, try it on the poofter MPs and mincing civil servants who clog up Westminster

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

The old bill are cunts.

They have become an arm of the state rather than the upholders of law and order. A

cucked, woke bunch of cunts that the people who opposed Peel warned us they would become.

I used to laugh at the idea this country could ever turn into the soviet union, but it is, one salami slice after another.

Anyone over 50 will remember freedom, no one under thirty will. They wont even think they have lost it.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

(The pic above is admittedly 3 years old, but it got lost in the fucking post – DA)

I would like to draw the attention of my fellow cunters to Royal Mail who have decided to increase the price of a first class stamp by 9p (over 10%) from January 1st.

Way back in the 1960s when I was suffering a public school education my dear old pa wrote to me every Sunday and the letter was delivered each Monday without fail. The stamp cost 3d ,a gnat’s whisker over 1p. A pint of beer cost eight times the price of a stamp.

Whilst our postal workers tend to be excellent the management is shite. Mrs Guzzi recently sent a birthday card to a friend in Cornwall; it took 17 days to arrive from Derby with a first class stamp.

Royal Mail says that 2020 has been ‘challenging ‘. Well , I have news for them , 2021 is going to be even more challenging for them.

On a more positive note , Mrs G and I have become grandparents. My daughter gave birth to Sophie Emma at 2.06am on December 1st.

Nominated by: Guzziguy