Dead Pool [184]

Congratulations to Boris the Boilsucker who correctly predicted former French President Valery Giscard d`Estaing who has died aged 94 after recently being rushed into hospital with heart failure.

***UPDATED:Turns out he had COVID 19 when he died.So that is on the headlines not that he was suffering from heart failure and had been hospitalized twice in 3 months.One for a lung infection in September and last week for heart failure.********

On to Deadpool 184:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My Picks(Shaun):

Larry King
Tommy Lasorda
Dai Davies
Gerd Müller
Floyd Little

YouTube (4)

O.K I know whoever brought them out need to recoup the squillions they’ve paid out. The level of advertising has now reached piss boiling proportions. Do you really need an advert two minutes in?

The most annoying one is that Anthony Joshua cunt going on about Umbongo dining. Please Anthony do fuck off, while you’re at it shove the Umbongo fine dining up your arse.

Fucking Cunt.

Nominated by: CuntyMort 

Philip Cole

A foot stamping, toys out of pram, dummy spitting, waah waah waah nomination for Philip Cole, chairman of Cheltenham for Europe. He’s thrown a tantrum and is heading off to become a citizen of Luxembourg for the ‘unimpeded freedom of movement of the EU’, after 25 years working as a traitor for the EU because of the ‘pig ignorant’ Brits who just don’t understand and don’t really give a fuck about his attempts at turning the UK into a vassal state of the EUSSR. Here’s what he said;

“I spent 25 years working for the European Parliament in what I consider a noble cause and it is hard to describe just how angry I feel at the rigged, bought referendum and the fact that 37% (not a majority, but even so) of my fellow-citizens are so pig-ignorant that they regard that contribution as worthless.”

Well, son, it’s because your contribution WAS fucking worthless. Nobody outside the political elite wanted to be part a federal, undemocratic organisation that was led by shit bags that nobody outside the EU parliament voted for, and just wanted our money. Notably, isn’t entirely making a clean break of it. He and his family are keeping their house in Cheltenham for use as a holiday home.

Let’s face it. Considering how many remainers there were in parliament during that time, surely it’s more likely that the referendum would have rigged in favour of remain? You lost, you cunt, far and square. Quit your bitching and fuck off. Incidentally, fuckflake, The EU is not the same as Europe. One is a continent the other is a Sovietesque political entity. And our decision to leave it, was our democratic right. We are STILL Europeans.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://cheltenhamforeurope.co.uk/

Sara Hurst

A blow-your-own-trumpet, what-a-good-girl-am-I, the-sun-shines-out-of-my-arsehole cunting please for Mistress Hurst, 47 who has appeared on Wireless 4 today, as well as giving interviews to the press, to pat herself on the back, for taking part in the Covid19 vaccine trials:-

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8977521/Oxford-coronavirus-vaccine-volunteer-speaks-pride-involvement-landmark-trial.html

Jesus Christ, you would think Hurst undertook this trial alone, she is clearly after a DBE, or a gig presenting Wimmins Hour. By her own admission the side effects were no worse than what you might experience from the flu vaccine (which I and many others have had for years), but somebody please get her a milk bottle top to pin to her sagging knockers.

There are some lines from Tony Hancock’s “Blood Donor”, which apply to this smug old tart, so I let Alan Simpson and Ray Galton speak for her:

“I understand after this we get a cup of tea and a biscuit…but no badge. I think we ought to get something, to show we are do-gooders. Nothing pretentious – just a little enamel thing saying ‘He gaveth for others so that others might live’

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Woke Advertising

It appears that one of 2 things is going on.

  1. Either my corner of the world is completely different than the rest, or
  2. the representations of society I see in advertisements is total fucking bullshit.

I conclude the latter.

Every family, couple, child, gathering, or even person is a mix of “other than white” (OTW) in some way. If a token white person is shown at all, it is as a spouse to a OTW.

I see the pattern of evil here. The objective is to blur the lines of division that keep the human race from being controllable by one central head. Borders, language, culture, geography, economies, ethnicity, etc are natural and very critical barriers that keep us all divided.

The left wing new world order types hate this but it is the way it needs to be. For those who believe in God, it keeps satan in check. It keeps the central planners and one-world government types in check.

So reality with regard to ethnicity is being denied and adverts present an alternate reality where a new normal is formed through a barrage of propaganda. We are to believe that no couple of the same ethnicity is normal or that white women are all coal burning mud sharks nowadays and the kids have light color eyes and poofy frizzy hair.

The regular spokespeople are being replaced with those who tick more of the boxes.
All bullshit being presented as normal but those with no appetite for truth will think it stylish to not settle for a friend or spouse of the same ethnicity. The deceived cunts will always be trying to tick as many boxes as possible with everything they do.

If I was in charge of casting for these adverts I would have been canned long ago as I told my bosses to get fucked as I showed them my bare ass and middle finger going out the door.

This shit makes the top of my head come off!

CUNTS!!!! Ugh.

Nominated by: Texas Trumptard