Apparently this pair of attention-seeking twats only have sex on Christmas Day…

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/13492374/only-sex-once-year-december-25-christmas-present/

This is really several mini-cuntings…

1/ the modern media for taking a prurient interest in what really should be kept private. And the desperate attention-seekers who let the papers publish the most intimate details of their lives.

2/ Jen Stephens for claiming her boyfriend is happy with this arrangement. I don’t know about fellow cunters but when I was in my teens and twenties I pretty much wanted it every fucking day. Come to think of it, that’s still the case in my 50s.

3/ Rob Walker for going along with this shit. What the fuck is it with all these sad Beta-males these days? Happy with one shag a year? Fuck off, get some self-respect and get down the fucking pub and shag a couple of drunk birds for fuck’s sake – you know it makes sense.

4/ Myself for reading a story from the Sun.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

I’ve been largely off ISAC for some time so my recent experience of the posting and moderation process might be somewhat out of date and inaccurate so I’d like to state for the record that this isn’t directed at the admins (who do a superb job with the tools they have).

With that disclaimer out of the way, this is a nomination for WordPress! (at least I think that’s the provider of this forum format).

Basically I’ve noticed that if you happen to reply to posts quite quickly because you type quite quickly (as I do) then you’re greeted with a message telling you that you post too much, too fast and your post is in moderation.

Unfortunately if you click back one page on your browser, you go back to a page with the entire post populating the text box, ready to go……. so you leave it there, go away for a cuppa, a wank and watch a Youtube video (in no particular order) then repost the comment, only to find that it’s at the bottom of the page and not in it’s original position or even in the original thread.

As a result of this, all sorts of confusion ensues, followed by bullshit drama, from which ensues more confusion and more subsequent bullshit drama.

Am I genuinely the only person who this irritates the fuck out of? Responses on a postcard Fellow Cunters.

Nominated by: Two In The Stink

The sheer dichotomy between what is represented in sickly tv ads and the reality is astonishing.

I have an issue with Halifax. You know the bank with the tv ads showing their staff at home but still ever ready to help. Bullshit. Try to call them and you get the “high volumes due to covid excuse” which frankly is wearing very thin by now.

If you hold to speak to an agent the line goes blank after a few minutes. And that’s that. You can’t contact them by email. So you have to write a letter and post it to them!!! In 2020!!!

Which I did and about a week later I got THREE replies.  None of which addressed my issue. They were stock answers.

So I have had to write and send another letter.

Ok it is not only the Halifax but their ads have always been super-annoying.

And if phone enquiries can be piped through to their homes and they are looking at a screen with the same information as in the office then why don’t they fecking answer?

I have come to the conclusion that covid has given millions of lazy bastards a permanent excuse not to do the job they are paid for and big companies the service they are contracted for.

I never thought it would be possible to get a WORSE service than outsourced foreign call centres but we are experiencing precisely this now.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss 

The British Government is the government of all the cunts.

For the first time in its history, UNICEF is providing funds to help feed British children.

With billions being pissed up the wall on crap track and trace, crap vaccines, crap PCR testing, absurdly heavy handed policing of anti-lockdown protests, HS2, overseas aid, and cunt-in-the sky environmental fantasies, we are apparently now receiving UNICEF aid to enable us to feed our kids.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-55348047

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/dec/16/unicef-feed-hungry-children-uk-first-time-history

Boris Johnson is a cunt. Mat Hancock is a cunt. Rishi Sunak is a cunt. Michael Gove is a cunt, Priti Patel is a cunt. Gavin Williamson is a cunt. Cunts, cunts, fucking cunts.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Who have just made it back to Norfolk (formerly a low-risk Tier 2 county) from London, as London is bumped up to Tier 4 / total lockdown. You’d think they knew in advance, wouldn’t you?

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1374732/royal-family-news-kate-middleton-prince-William-prince-George-charlotte-Christmas-queen

No doubt they had a police escort detail…

But hold! Entertainment for all here; the EDP, Archant’s East Anglian rag, reports a worrying rise in Norfolk Covid cases: West Norfolk – where Sandringham and Bill’s bolthole, Anmer Hall are located – hitting record levels this week, and now above the national rolling average

Will Billy be volunteering for the Air Ambulance again?
Or will the darlings of the nation find themselves back in The Smoke for Christmas?
Don’t ask me, timewasters. Ask the Daily Express.

Nominated by: Komodo