Sir Lancelot and Those who Disdain Courtly Love

Think how different things would have been if Sir Lancelot had kept his dirty hands off Guinevere and adhered to the concepts of courtly love. But he didn´t. He ignored them and by allowing himself to be ensnared by Guinevere, he brought chaos that led to the death of King Arthur and the end of the order of Knights of Round Table. (He was also the cause of the death of the flaky Lady of Shalott although to be fair to him, it was not his fault.)

There is a debate over whether courtly love was a concept in which a knight idealized and idolized a lady from a distance or whether it had a physical dimension. Did he spend his time worshipping her and imagining the unattainable erotic delights he was missing or did he bed her? Was he a pure hearted idealist or a lecher who was ready to turn another man into a cuckold? The object of the knight´s passion was usually the wife of his lord or sovereign so by entering into a sexual relationship with her, he was not only breaking the sacred bonds of matrimony but betraying his oath of allegiance and committing treason.

Remember this ISACers the next time you are tempted to fondle or grope another man´s dearest.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

(For thick cunts – myself included, who thought the nom was about Courtney Love (Kurt Cobain’s widow) – here’s an explanation of Courtly Love – DA)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtly_love

Free food for our starving, underpaid and overworked politicians.

Politicians currently receive up to £125.00 a week in food allowances, funded fully by the taxpayer, on top of a basic salary of 80 plus thousand a year and apparently unlimited expenses.
The best food money can buy, in the Palace of Westminster, which would cost £2-300 per head in a London restaurant, for the discounted price of fish and chips.
As almost 1.5 million UK citizens are forced to go to food banks – not because they don’t like what’s in Waitrose, not because the Marks And Spencers delivery vehicle is caught up in traffic – because in one of the richest Countries in the world, in the 21st Century – people do not have sufficient income to avoid starving to death.
There will be the usual suspects who use food banks because their cult tells them to take everything from non followers, and the 20 stone chav sweatbags who spend their benefits on Stella, drugs, Sky TV and takeouts, but amongst these are proud people who are driven to this because they have nothing.
End this outrage.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Ahoy there cunty cunting for the cheapskate cunts taking advantage of cheap ferry trips,cruises,air travel holidays and then whining because they are marooned with a Corona virus outbreak.

The reason travel is cheap is due to normal people avoiding travelling because you will never guess its not fucking safe, so enter cheap fuckers, you know the type, those cheap and nasty group on cunts who have MOT,S for £19.00 and are then surprised when it fails, or a steak for £3.99 and wonder why its more like the sole off a welly, or my favorite cheap Anadins for those daft cunts who want a headache to last for longer….

No sympathy what so ever for these stupid cheapskate cunts……

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

A short cunting for Long Covid.

(Same shit, different year – NA)

Just like Gulf War Syndrome, Yuppie Flu, Whiplash and Lower Back Pain before it, the newly-emerging Longimus Covidicus is certain to become a malingerer’s charter for years.

It’s perfect: no clinical definition, no clear symptoms, no physical symptoms to prove or disprove. Get yourself a walking stick, mope about (when anyone is watching) as if you have shit yourself, stay off work for a few days and practise talking in a whining ‘survivor of domestic abuse’ victim voice.

Won’t really matter whether you have actually had full-fat Covid in the first place (as no-one will be able to prove otherwise) but it is a nailed-on cert that legions of skinny scrounging addicts, jobless losers and thousands of fat cunts on benefits will be the worst affected. (Oh, and of course these new vermin, the Social Media Influencers, where it will quickly become as trendy as ‘Mental Health Issues’ and ‘Anxiety Levels’).

First wave of shambling, broken, desperate ‘survivors’ have already started shuffling across the news bulletins. Malingering Cunts the lot of them.

Send Alec Guinness and a Company of cruel Jap Guards to beat the fuckers into shape; and get them to build a big bamboo bridge while they are at it.

Nominated by: Gunner Sugden

(Yes, this is actually a Thing! – DA

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54296223

https://www.england.nhs.uk/2020/10/nhs-to-offer-long-covid-help/ )

(We didn’t want to scare you with a pic of the real Heidi, so we toned it down with this guy, the Predator – DA)

Oh feck me ragged…

I kid you not, but the freakshow known as the EU has a female Verminhoftwat lookalike called Heidi Hautala, European Parliament VP

(https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1374812/Brexit-news-EU-latest-Michel-Barnier-Brussels-fishing-sovereignty-MEP-Heidi-Hautala-vn).

Normally I don’t go in for attacking people merely because they are obviously gross mistakes of nature, but in this case, I have to make an exception. Straight to Unkle Tel’s hottest oven.

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard