Can’t even spell his fucking Christian name properly but repeatedly on the BBCunts whenever I inadvertently tune in.
Chippy, Welsh, faux serious, overpaid, cunt. Oh, and he’s a cunt as well, almost forgot.Cunt.
Nominated by: Kunte Kunty
Bob Geldof (6)
A good cunting. I had the joy of sitting through a Bob Geldof presentation about 6 months after the vote. He droned on about Waterloo and how more soldiers died on that day in 1815 than the 1st July 1916 ( Somme ). Oh we’ve started a 3rd World War he moaned.
Listen you Remoaner cunts. No two democracies have ever gone to war with each other – it is democracy that keeps the peace not corruption in the EU. So fuck off.
As a footnote , about 1/3 of the audience got up and walked out including me after 15 minutes- shame he got a standing ovation when he walked on stage.
What a Cunt
Nominated by: Just a bloke
Netflix (5) and Malcolm X
I´ve recently been watching a Netflix series on Malcom X.
I am old enough to remember when he was killed and I even read his “autobiography” when I was a teenager. (The book was actually ghost written by Alex Haley who went on to make a mint with “Roots”, a fantasy account of a slave called Kunta Kinti. No, I swear I did not invent this cuntish-sounding name.)
Everybody knows that Malcom X was killed on the orders of the leader of the Black Muslims, a corrupt scumbag called Elijah Muhammad whose real name was Robert Poole and whose father was a Baptist preacher.
However, the series blames with little proof the white establishment for being behind the murder.
Both X, a mixed-race guy with red hair born Malcolm Little, and Poole, a Chinese-looking character also of mixed race, were jailbirds, but Netflix does not dwell on these inconvenient aspects. Nor does it wonder why they changed their Christian/white names to the names of Arab Muslims who were the main slave traders at the time.
God really is great when it comes to whitewashing the truth.
Nominated by: Mr Polly
Master Class
What the fuck is it?
I’ll save you the search. It’s a website where the biggest cunts on Earth post their self proclaimed “wisdom” so those of us unwashed who feel we need a dose of sagely advise on a subject can get it from our betters.
Of course as usual the name “Master Class” is the least appropriate name for this repository of cuntitude.
Professional pretenders, Brainwashers, & famous cunts of all types have their stupid, worthless, bullshit consolidated on this site for gullible cunts who look up to these boils on society’s ass.
As if I would give a nanosecond of my time on this Earth to partake of ANY of what these self-absorbed CUNTS have to say. Fuck that!!
Master class. Right. More like CuntHub.com.
If I ever want to know what Samuel L Jackoff has to say I’ll pay the site a visit.
Nominated by: Texas Trumptard
Vicki Pittman
Single mother-of-eight
I’m at a loss for words with this one………..
I’m sure someone here can help me out.
Covid-19: Parents struggle to meet home schooling demands
Single mother-of-eight Vicki Pittman said: “We have been thrown into the deep end with just a laptop and a phone between us all.”
The Department for Education (Dfe) has pledged to provide one million devices for schools and colleges.
Miss Pittman, from Clevedon in North Somerset, said: “It feels like we have been dropped into a big puddle and we’re struggling to get out of it.
“We’ve been deserted by the government and I don’t know how they expect people to home school when not everybody is in the financial situation to do it.
“It’s just frustrating.”
(Link to the story provided by NA because someone couldn’t be fucking bothered to supply their own)
Nominated by: Cuntry House in Kent