Well, he’s a funny kind of tranny Eddie. One minute he’s a boy or in ‘boy mode’ the next minute he’s a girl ‘in girl mode’. He says he’s/she’s very relaxed about it.
Those who are not relaxed are the interviewers who are ‘mortified’ when they get his/her pronouns wrong. They inadvertently say (like Lorraine Kelly) ‘he’ when he is being a girl. I mean when she is being a girl. All very confusing.

But the thing is if you don’t know what sex you’re going to be on a particular day how can you expect the people you meet to be sure of the right pronouns to use? That is the question.

Also isn’t he a bit old to be in ‘boy mode’ and ‘girl mode’. When he is in girl mode rather than looking like a girl he looks to me to be in ‘granny mode’. In fact a lot of trannies look like grannies. They never seem to dress like modern fashionable women. They don’t have their favourite ‘little black dress’ for special occasions do they? No, they’re like Fifties’ grannies with blouses and cardigans and knee length skirts. That’s not some innate modesty. No, the real reason (as we all know) is because they don’t have a woman’s body to show off. They can’t compete.

As I say Eddie is relaxed about it all. Its all ‘just in his head’ he says. How he feels when he gets up in the morning. But you would simply like to say to HIM you cannot change your sex just like that. Men cannot change into women nor women into men just on a whim. You might might dress up as a woman but you are not a woman. You’re a man dressed in women’s clothes.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/lorraine-kelly-eddie-izzard-pronouns-b741230.html

Nominated by: Miles Plastic 

The inauguration of the latest POTUS probably deserves many cuntings, that our ISAC contributors will flag up in due course I’m sure

My particular beef is with those individuals who consider themselves ‘poets’. Todays classic for me was the so-called ‘first US poet laureate’ named Amanda Gorman who recited some sort of fairy story, probably with several hidden messages within.

When I was taught about poetry in school, it fucking rhymed! It was not a rant, delicately delivered accompanied by flowing hand movements!!

Fair play though – best award of the day goes to Lady Gaga, who scrubbed up really well!

Nominated by: knobrot 

…and seconded by: mikdys 

Amanda Gorman “writing the poem the world needs to hear”

https://www.itv.com/news/2021-01-21/amanda-gorman-on-writing-the-poem-the-world-needed-to-hear

What a (unt. No, the world doesn’t need your woke sh1te any more than it needs NORAID or Kamala Harris running the USA. F*ck off back to your BLM protests!

It is with great relief that my youngest daughter at the age of 29 has finally found a man (well in the loosest sence of the word),

I first met the cunt when she brought him home to meet myself and Lady Quimson for tea last January, I looked out the window and there he was stood on my driveway smoking a skinny cigarette (you know the type pürftääs and wimminz smoke), he then stubbed it out on my newly laid concrete driveway (the little cunt),

she brought him to the door where I greeted said cunt with a firm bone-crusher handshake, we retired to the living room, my daughter went to freshen up and the good lady went to fetch the tea and sandwiches,

while sat there looking at the cunt for a few seconds, he piped up, “lovely house Mr Quimson”, I replied “it’s Admiral dear boy I didn’t spend 30 years in the Rhodesian navy to be called mister!!!” ( the cunt didn’t get the joke),

I asked the cunt what he did for a living, he said “between jobs having a gap year”, I said “oh one of them is it”, fucking pathetic specimen of a cunt this fucker is,

unfortunately now on the 9th January, the newest member of the Quimson clan sired by this cunt has been born, so now I’ve got chavvy architect and idle fuck for son in laws,

why have I been plagued with this cunts who are socially aware and are trying to “chill”, every time I see these cunts I want to sjambok them, the snowflake boyfriend is definitely a cunt!!!

P.S
I think the cunt may be a veggie, in which case he can fuck off and die, I have no one to share high jinx and racial banter with, of course I have my fellow cunters for sanity, thank dog!!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

Why would anyone want to cunt the EU’s identity card system, long touted by certain cunts as the answer to our law, order and immigration problems?

Here’s why.

https://news.yahoo.com/uk-ban-eu-citizens-using-171142727.html

Sample:

“The EU border agency Frontex said more than 7,000 people were detected trying to enter the bloc using fraudulent documents in 2016 – with most found trying to get into the UK. ”

I would have provided a BBC reference for this, but I mysteriously was unable to find one…

Nominated by: Komodo

I thought I’d have another go at getting a nomination published. I don’t have anything really quirky (like errant butlers) or interesting (like tales of (untry folk) to b1tch about but I hate politicians and the way the f*ck us all over. So here goes:

Council tax & national property tax

Council tax. A tax that house occupants pay based on the value of the house they live in relative to its 1991 market value.

We all know about it, most of us pay it, and quite a lot of us don’t benefit from many of the local services that it funds. A lot to pay “to have your bin emptied twice weekly” as it were. It didn’t use to be so bad until the late 90’s when New Liebore caused the cost of it to triple. It’s now an almighty big bill to pay and weighs heavily on most people’s domestic budget.

So far, so bad, but there is now the idea of a “national property tax” being mooted to rake in yet more income and justified because “house prices have increased dramatically since 1991” and “it’s not fair for the younger generation to pay for the ‘Covid splurge”.

The same brief has been given to various outlets. Here’s one:

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/rishi-sunak-tax-rises-plan-19644920.amp

When you search a bit more you find that the proposed idea is to tax properties annually based on their current value starting at .5% and ramping up. AKA up the current payments by 50% and keep on squeezing. Just like New Liebour over again. Except this is SUPPOSED to be a Conservative Government FFS.

Q: What relevance does the notional value of a house you are living in have to the cost of local services?
A: None what so F’ing ever!

Taxation is a (unt, Council Tax is a double (unt and National Property Tax will be a triple (unt!

Nominated by: mikdys