Louis van Gaal

Louis van Gaal is a cunt.

Old Louis says the only reason Solskjaer hasn’t been sacked yet is because of his status as United legend.

Well, yeah. But there’s also the fact that Ole’s brand of football doesn’t send people to sleep like LVG’s did.

Oh, and Ole is still clearing up your mess, you dyke-fingering, cloggie Edam-eating cunt.

Nominated by: Norman

https://www.teamtalk.com/news/louis-van-gaal-solskjaer-sack-man-utd-training-flaw

Gloucester Police (and the establishment)

Debbie Hicks, a known anti-lockdown protester (which is lawful under English law), was recently arrested by the local Stasi, for filming evidential proof that her local hospital was virtually empty, despite the local trust’s (yeah right), narrative.

She then posted this evidence on social media and was subsequently arrested.
The manner she was arrested is in the video below, along with a clip from the hospital.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13619752/moment-anti-covid-lockdown-activist-filmed-hospital-arrested/

Now, I have not visited this hospital so can not vouch for the validity of her claims. However, the manner in which the police are treating people, using public order offences, is nothing short of a national disgrace.

A concise discussion from the team on “The Lotus-Eaters” is worth a watch, here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl2MrOPg_i0

Welcome to 2021.
Expect to see more of the same.
A lot more.
Cunts?

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General 

Lowell Financial Limited

After my recent explanation of poverty (causes) I am going to nominate lowell.co.uk

So to cut a long story short, we are talking about a company that buys debt, real or imagined in some cases, and it brings me to a time many years ago where I fell out with a company, they were in breach of contract, I told them so, withdrew payment and said, “Then take me to court”, funny enough they did not.

So rock on over 10 years and I receive a mysterious text on my phone.
“Has Covid effected you? if so call this number quoting this reference number”

I did not, in fact I received a few of them, and then a rather officious letter demanding moneys with the same reference number as the Texts.

I then took the time to do a little digging into lowell.co.uk and discovered that they were a legitimate debt collection firm using some rather underhanded tactics.

Debt (real or imagined) has a statue of limitations to it and a debt must be collected within that period, then it dies…….unless the debtor admits to the debt at a later time and the debt is then reopened.

lowells as a company buys aged debt and then pursues it, in some cases very old debt, they then go about systems of entrapment where by they lure the gullible person into admitting a previous debt and then pursuing it.

So to whit, I have received a number of letters, some of which offer amazing discounts on my imagined debt, others offering easy payment options.

To be honest I have not laughed so much since a company calling its self “Credit And Recovery Services” sent me a letter asking me to make an appointment with them so that a bailiff could remove property from my house (That was an insurance breach of contract, failure to provide an insurance policy by the provider so I stopped my cheque)
Watch out folks, there are some right cunts about!

https://lowell.co.uk/

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

 

Trendy Woke Parents


Trendy Woke Parents and their Obsession with Social Meedjah

Fair to say there are plenty of things in this World which cause us old bastards to grumble and chunter. This growing band of cunts – (seen as harmless enough when trendsetters Geldof and Paula Yates just gave their daughters stupid names and a fondness for Class A substances – I wonder how that worked out?) – seem determined to ‘out-woke’ each other and deserve to be high on that list, as epitomised perfectly by some ditzy bitch called Busy Philipps, a soap opera actress in USA. (And although this a very American example, the unnatural and bizarre clamour amongst so-called ‘Influencers’ to divulge their most inner secrets – and those of others – is becoming more evident all over.)

The recent vogue for gender-neutral pronouns is another ‘on message’ load of shite which these twats feel they need to accept, rather than boot back down the little fuckers’ throats.

41 year old Busy (a cunt’s name, but might not be her fault) is mum to 12 year old Birdie Leigh (cunt name to give a kid) and 7 year old Cricket Pearl (for fuck’s sake).

Not satisfied with airing her own trivial, pointless life on a Podcast “Busy Phillips is doing her Best”, this stupid munter has now gone public to showcase and discuss the ambivalent sexuality of her own 12-year-old daughter.

https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/02/busy-philipps-12-year-old-child-birdie-is-gay-uses-they-them-pronouns-13836428/

In the same Fire and Brimstone country where the unwashed hordes are calling for the head of our beloved and noble Prince Andrex, just because of an alleged dalliance with a 17-year old blondie here in London, (where such behaviour is perfectly legal, by the way, although she probably shouldn’t have been in the nightclub), it is more than a little ironic that they happily promote beauty contests for little girls just out of nappies and seem to think it acceptable to use a child’s most personal and private ‘issues’ to pad out their vacuous Blogs.

I quote “ Busy explained that her eldest child had asked her to use they/them pronouns for them, and had come out as gay at the age of 10”.

“Hello Mum, I think I am a poof”.

“Hang on love, I better put that on Facebook and my Blog”

Well, just to show that I am as modern and as open-minded as the next man, I will gladly use the pronoun of preference in my message to little Birdie:

“You is obviously a pooftah,” (in fond memory of the late Windsor Davies) “and your Mother is one of them cunts”.

Nominated by: Gunner Sugden

Online Review Authors


A cunting for online review leavers who don’t have a fucking jar of glue, I will give you guys an example we had some goat herding arse clown book in for a job, then cancelled his booking, not a problem at least he phoned rather than a no show, aaannnddd then the sweaty isis looking mother fucker has gone and left us 3 out of 5 stars review WTF.
Now I wouldn’t mind if we had done the job and been less than great but to not show up, have no work done by us then decides to leave a review…. I can’t stand cunts like this hairy palmed camel jockey cunt….. I hope he falls off his donkey…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker