Democracy – we vote people in using “free, fair and accountable” elections, they work for us, are accountable to us and act in our interests..

No more.

Not much more I can add to that, except to say – I finally got that lying bastard Hancock bang to rights – months of being called a liar, a fool, a conspiracy theorist, and full of shit (Not by anyone on IAC apart from a somewhat abrasive “Red breasted bird of unmarried parentage” who no longer posts I hasten to add) – I submitted evidence that Hancock lied about the Nightingale hospitals being dismantled and 150+ videos of empty hospitals – now picked up, fact checked and proven by Richard Tice.

I have made a formal complaint to Sir Graham Brady, chairman of the 1922 Committee accusing Matt Handcock of misconduct in public office, and given the mountain of provable evidence I confidently expect Brady to do precisely fuck all.

Democracy is dead.
Back to my cup of tea.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Susan unpronounceable surname bitch is CEO of YouTube.

From her lofty height she shits on channels and deletes them, such as TalkRadio, which has been dropped from YouTube for breaking YT’s terms and conditions, which include not being able to discuss efficacy of lockdowns, pcr tests and all that.

Fuck you YouTube and your ads and your CEO. I’m now watching TalkRadio on Facebook on my telly.

Cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntologist

A quick Le Cunting for the French counting system.

Who the fuck came up with all this nonsense!? I did a bit of Francais at school and I’m sure we’ve all picked up some over the years, everybody knows how to say “Please may I have two beers“ and “My cheese trousers are on the table”, but croist, can any self-respecting Englishman order 79 beers or 87 pairs of cheese trousers!? No, because their numbers are fucking retarded.

They literally have no separate words for seventy, or eighty, or even ninety for that matter.

Here’s an example of what might occur in a Francais maths class:

Teacher: “Ok, can anyone tell me what 60 plus 10 is?”
Little Louis: “Sixty-ten Madame!
Teacher: Bien joué Louis! Now, what’s 20 times 4?”
Little Louis: “Four-twenties.”
Teacher: Parfait! Last one. What’s 4 times 20 plus 10 plus 9?”
Little Louis: Four-twenties ten nine, Madame!
Teacher: Bravo Louis!

It’s no wonder we don’t get on with this lot is it?

Nominated by: Insignificunt 

An up their own arse cunting for the supposed ‘capital’ of clubbing and the pretentious arseholes who infest this overrated and glorified Spanish Blackpool.

Where to begin? The cunts who dance on the platforms in the clubs who don’t just dance, they do a special dance which involves a lot of thrusting their arms back and forth with a ‘look at me’ expression on their fizzogs.

The prices. €15 for a bottle of tap water. €50 just to get into the fucking place. Once in the place it’s then the competition of who can look like the worlds biggest cunt whilst actually thinking they look ‘cool’.

The music. Let’s be honest, 30 minutes of listening to it and it really starts to get right on my fucking tits. The resident ‘DJ’ on £30k a night. Eh????

The supposed best sunset in the world at the bar (I’ve forgotten its name) where it’s €5 just to take the top of a bottle of pop. Let’s be right, you could go to fucking Benidorm and get the same sunset.

As you’ve gathered, the place just fucks me off to my core. A more cliquey and snobby place in the World you won’t find. “Hast any Bisto?”…. “Fuck off you English cunt”.

Nominated by: Bob Frapples 

Jonathan Van Tam is the deputy chief medical officer and adviser to the British government on coronavirus, but I remember him for his character Pigsy in ‘Monkey’ back in the late 70s early 80s.

I’d race back from the chippy on a Friday with fish and chips for the family and settle down to watch him, monkey, and tripi Taker kung fu fight against various baddies.
He’s aged a bit but recognized him straight away.

He’s saying about moving to level 5 (?) And a lockdown.

I think its very noble of him as he won’t be able to go visit his family and sample traditional foods like bat soup and deep fried dog.

Hes a great man who doesn’t just get by due to his movie star looks like Chris Whitty.
So thanks Jonathan, and yes I want egg flied lice please.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt 

…and this late entry from Lord Cuntington

Jonathan Van Tam what monumentous cunt that bloke is.

Another one of those doom & gloom scientists like Chris not so Whitty and Vallance who loves telling everyone how bad the virus is, we should expect to wear masks and follow rules indefinitely.

The prospect of the vaccine ending the pandemic seems to terrify him as he’ll lose all his screen time and publicity.

It’s about time the likes of him and SAGE are fucked off and kicked into touch so we can ensure the stick they’ve got lodged up Boris Johnson’s arse is removed so he puts a stop to these wrist slittingly depressing rules.