I am tired of all the London this and London that bollocks…London is the greatest city on earth and without the economy of London propping up the rest of England, Scotland and Wales you’d all be getting abaaaht on horse and carts and foraging for worms.

London. The place where any great man past or present has visited, absorbed the culture and grown culturally. The energy of the place is constant, things get done, and whether you are a whitey, black and white cunt like me or blackie there is a can do attitude. Of course if your skint cunt then it may not be that enjoyable as you need a few quid to really enjoy the place but even the poor can enjoy the place. London has pushed forward some great music like ska, punk and even drum and bass which have unified da youth and shown that the UK is a trend setter.
Yes people will say ‘its full of foreigners’ , ‘its violent’, ‘it’s menacing’ etc but most capital cities have a similar vibe and that’s the way it is.

People make an effort in London to look good whatever their style and the world is represented when it come to the fairer sex. You can make loads of money in London and you can be whoever and whatever you want to be here. London challenges you and can make you a more rounded person, more international thinking and generally more interesting to other people.

Great men from the pirate Sir Henry Morgan, King Charles II, Marcus Garvey and myself have all lived or visited here and we urge you to come and visit and stay if you want…life isn’t a rehearsal it’s fucking happening so let’s all appreciate the greatest city on earth which luckily is the capital of England as well.

Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

And seconded by Dark key cunt with this heart warming tale:

Seconded. 47 years. Loved my local team (N7 always a gooner). I know that my move to the East Midlands is lovely, but London is/was (delete as appropriate) magnificent.

What was once home.

Germany is the target for tonight. After the French getting shitty over trucks coming from the UK and the Dutch police confiscating truckers ham sandwiches, and generally showing us what dicks they are, it seems the Hermann’s have become the latest victims of a new, and terrible virus. No, not Covid, BDS or Brexit Derangement Syndrome.

BDS is caused by the realisation that the second largest contributor to your shitty, corrupt, proto-Soviet club was actually serious about leaving, and having taken their financial contribution with them, there is now a very large black hole in your proto-Soviet club’s finances. Another symptom is the realisation that the richer, remaining members of said club are going to have pay more to fill that black hole.

Well, Germany have succumbed. It started with Mutti Merkel referring to the ‘British virus’ when talking about the prevalence of the Kent variant in Deutschland, without mentioning that Kent was merely the place where the variant was first discovered, rather than where it originated.

And now, we have the Sour Krauts asking Argentina for permission for a cruise ship to dock in the Falklands, and Lufthansa suggesting it will recognise the Argies false claim that the Falklands are rightfully theirs.

It’s as petty as it is pathetic, and is done solely to slap the UK in the face, knowing full well the depth of feeling this issue generates, for having the audacity to exercise our legal and democratic right to leave the EU.

And while we’re on the subject of the Sour Krauts and the German led EU, the Republic of Ireland were recently slapped down for wanting to do its own deal with the makers of the Oxford vaccine, to ensure there was enough for their people.

The EU completely crushed that idea, even though Germany has been doing the exact same thing for the past few weeks. Rules for thee, but not for me.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9174715/Argentina-hails-German-Falklands-travel-request-support-sovereignty-claim.html

A nomination for those poor lonely people sometimes called trolls.

Sometimes we get an infestation on here, an odd place to troll given the nature of the site and the people that frequent it.

Some strong opinions on here but most of the people here that post their opinions here know their opinions can be questioned, debated or shot down and accept that is the spirit of the site. No a place to express your opinions if you’ve got a fragile ego or conviction that your in possession of the only opinion that matters, we all manage to live in peace 99% of the time.

Then we get people like hero, this nomination is for you fella (Now banned – DA). You did your best to be offensive but being offended is a choice and you don’t have it in you to offend me. I realise this is another reason for you look in the mirror and see failure staring back at you but I also realise it won’t stop you going on the internet looking for some attention in the hope someone might mistake you for an alpha or at least an amusing human being.

This isn’t a cunting, this is my attempt to give you some of the attention your so desperate for.

Take a bow hero, I briefly noticed you, the same way I notice dog shit on the pavement, not pleasant but easily avoided and of no consequence. That’s it ‘hero’ that’s all the reaction you can provoke. You’ve even failed at trolling.

Must suck being you?

Nominated by:  Sixdog Vomit

A sexually lazy woman is a cunt,

Yes women who lie there and ‘ooh and aaaah’ whilst you plough away are cunts.
I thought we lived in an equality mad world these days? I know most women have a man who pays the bills, puts food on the table and puts up with their whinging, criticism and fat arse but c’mon.

The least a woman can do is get a bit lively in between the sheets…I’ve learned through my vast experience of the fairer sex that if you get a say 21 year old they are full of energy and enthusiasm when it comes to sex.

Older women say 40+ don’t have as much energy and to some degree it’s understandable as in most cases they have been doing what they should be doing, which is washing, cleaning, cooking and ironing most of the day. After a putting a shift in keeping the house clean for their man, and making sure they look decent when he returns home it’s not too much to ask for a bit of sexual liveliness is it?

What I will not tolerate is my now ex girlfriend who at the age of 34 has turned into a lie on your back shag. Now don’t get me wrong it’s not all doom and gloom as she still sucked me off and took it up the arse once a fortnight but what the hell makes her think she’s can lie there and not put in any effort.

As I have said cunters she is now my ex and I am available so to all the females cunters aaaht there who have been wondering abaaaaaht my dashing looks, big cock, intelligence and proper manliness this eligible bachelor is available.

Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt