Daft Punk are cunts.
The news that Daft Punk are retiring is now going ‘viral’ as they say.
But seriously, who gives a fuck? They’re not even a real band, and every record sounds the same. There are numerous hipster cunts and millennial bellends who see these tosspots as pioneers and innovators. Two cunts with crash helmets and a vocoder? What the cunt is so clever about that? And the ‘faceless’ image? What a load of pretentious crap that is. It’s a gimmick and has fuck all to do with artistic integrity and all that bollocks. They got more publicity from those stupid helmets than they would for showing their ugly mugs. As for their ‘music’? Some cunt with a Dalek voice box belching ‘Around the world’ over and over? Fucking shite.
Daft Punk? Daft Cunts, more like…
Nominated by: Norman
Thing with this lot is it’s probably all some big con. Some Frank Farian type mastermind creating a futuristic Milli Vanilli for hipsters and music critic cunts. The two froggies (ugly cunts without the helmets) tried for years to make it as real musicians. But they neither looked or sounded the part. Some evil record company svengali comes up with the idea of two ‘robots’ with no identities or faces churning out monotonous bleeps and farts and fanny’s your auntie. Similar to other staged crap masquerading as ‘proper’ music: like The White Stripes and Billie Eilish. Daft Punk is music industry marketing at its most cynical.
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