Daft Punk [2]

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Daft Punk are cunts.
The news that Daft Punk are retiring is now going ‘viral’ as they say.

But seriously, who gives a fuck? They’re not even a real band, and every record sounds the same. There are numerous hipster cunts and millennial bellends who see these tosspots as pioneers and innovators. Two cunts with crash helmets and a vocoder? What the cunt is so clever about that? And the ‘faceless’ image? What a load of pretentious crap that is. It’s a gimmick and has fuck all to do with artistic integrity and all that bollocks. They got more publicity from those stupid helmets than they would for showing their ugly mugs. As for their ‘music’? Some cunt with a Dalek voice box belching ‘Around the world’ over and over? Fucking shite.

Daft Punk? Daft Cunts, more like…

Nominated by: Norman

76 thoughts on “Daft Punk [2]”

  1. Everything I hate rolled into one.
    A) french
    B) robots
    C) dance music

    Only daft punk I liked was Sid Vicious.

    • The Glastonbury Yah Yah’s love them. What’s wrong with robots Miserable? The gay one from Star Wars is a prattling cunt though.

      • Robots creep me out LL,
        Sneaky cunts, you cant trust them.
        That thing about nanobots in the vaccine?
        I went faint nearly dropped the gravy boat when I read that!!
        Little R2d2 fuckers running round your bloodstream.
        Brrrr.
        Luckily it was all bollocks😀

        Today I went a carehome delivered a sofa, and they tested me for covid before theyd admit me into the building (quite rightly) and took my details.
        I expect this will happen a lot more.

      • Robots? The one from the Black Hole that chopped people to bits was pretty good. Maximillian, I think he was called.

        Daleks were the best though. But they are actually evil blobs in armour who could disintegrate internal organs with their death ray. Now totally ruined by the BBC woke stasi, of course.

      • But what if a Dalek rolled into some dog shit?? He can’t get it out with a twig and he can’t scrape it off on a kerb. These are questions that need to be answered before nominating him as top robot.

      • Best daft punk?
        Rat Scabies. The man is a legend. I am well in for that classic line-up Damned comeback.

      • Norman@
        Saw the Damned at the Ritz years ago.
        Then in the Salisbury for few nightcaps.

      • He’s the Guitarist for P.i.l- (of course you know that).
        He is a great guitarist, much underrated 👍

      • The Damned at The Salisbury, eh Les? Reminds me of the time when Bez of The Happy Mondays did a “solo performance” at Severe (Wilmslow Road, Fallowfield). Very obscure.

        Same era, I remember a mate from school who was “studying” at Nottingham in the mid-late 80’s. He egged me on to see Spear of Destiny at Rock City just before Bonfire Night in 1988. As I was pretty heavily into my ARCO exams around then, it wasn’t exactly my thing – but the drugs were stupendous and the technical production was extremely polished. A highly memorable part of a surprisingly enjoyable few days.

      • Evening CS,
        At the Ritz, (the Damned)
        The Salisbury was for a few drinks afterwards.
        Spear of destiny?
        Theyll never take me alive!👍👍

  3. They had to tell everybody otherwise body would have noticed. I, for one, had forgotten they even existed in the first place and couldn’t name anything they’ve done.

  6. Will admit to enjoying their album Discovery back in 2001.
    That said, there’s never been anything particularly special about Daft Cunt.

    They’re certainly no Kraftwerk.

    • The ‘werk RULE!!!

      Seen ’em 3 times. Yeah, it’s 4 blokes stood behind a laptop with a fuck off screen behind them, but it’s amaze balls.

    • Who isn’t? I’ve never taken the trouble to listen to the duo’s music but I have their film ‘Electroma’ which is the kind of oddity I like.

    • @CC

      No I’ve listened to a lot of music and the Beatles began as a 1960’s Take That and have been overrated ever since, they did a few good songs but they ain’t all that.

      There are many bands that surpass them in creativity and quality of music. It’s all subjective but they are after all a band who built their fame though teenage girls who screamed so loud they never actually heard the band.

  8. Just a pound shop Kraftwerk

    Compare “Computer Love” to “Around the world”, no they’re not even fit to call themselves “musicians”!!!

  10. These two have quietly gone about their business in an industry of cunts without the masses knowing who they actually were, and wanted to remain anonymous they’ve stayed out of the limelight let their music do the talking and don’t think they ever expressed any political opinions, there are bigger cunts than these two, like a four piece band from Liverpool. Good luck to them.

      • AFOS are/were ace. Their album Listen is rather brilliant.

        Fave track – Quicksand. Epic.

    • What music? So fucking outstanding and memorable that I’ve never heard of these twats, I’ve downgraded them to twats because its obvious who is a cunt.

  12. Never heard of the cunts, they certainly look like cunts, so they must be cunts
    The cunts
    Motorhead, AC/DC, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Peter Green etc are my bag …man

  13. I really enjoy the opinons of the cunters on music.
    Especially the condemnation by many of The Beatles.
    I thought they were brilliant myself (Rubber Soul onwards) but each to their own of course.
    They are no Steely Dan though.

      • But then, the three bands I listen to most are, slipknot, smashing pumpkins and primus so what do I know 🤘

    • Day Tripper and Rubber Soul up to Magical Mystery Tour was their best work. Yoko Fucking Ono should never have been allowed near the band or the recording studio. People can blame Allen Klein or Macca all they want. But Fucking Ono took Lennon out of the Beatles orbit, simple as that. Claiming she had never heard of them. Utter fucking bollocks. Even Castro and Khrushchev knew who they were. The evil hag planned everything to the last second and she reeled the gullible mummy’s boy in. Not unlike Meghan Hunny Child Markle and Harry the Bastard.

      • Funny you should mention Yoko claiming not to know who the Beatles were.
        Clinton Morrison the BBCeee Faav laav ex player super pundit claimed he had never heard of the Rolling Stones.

        Thick fucker.

  14. They look like a pair of shiny, fudge-packing robots.

    “Beep, beep, squelch, squelch. Around the rim of the metal anus. Beep beep”

    • 😂 😂
      If she was fit she’d probably have her face and tits out on every song.
      She seems to be floating everywhere on the radio featuring alongside some one hit wonder talentless fucker or other for 10 years.
      She has a voice on her to be fair.

      • Its real shame norm what a silly cunt Sia is become because early Sia/ Zero 7 material was pretty good but the bitch betrayed her Dance music fame and all the DJ’s who helped make her famous with their remixes

        All the insipid uninspired shit and rap collaborations she’s released in the last 6 years just fucking dreadful stuff imo. The cringe cover photos like this is acting and the photo you linked she’s due for a cunting I presume

  16. Robots in a perfect world would be shoulder to shoulder with dinghy sailors in the queue for Terrys oven.

    Anyone know ‘Midnight Rider’ by the Allman brothers?
    Been stuck in my head for days!
    Cant shake it, keep whistling it.

  17. Put them in the ring with these two characters. Much hilarity would ensue.
    Check out the ring girls.
    Lovely.

      • I know that you have a soft spot for midgets.
        I’d pay good money to watch a gang of midget skinheads kick fuck out of Warwick Davies.
        Good clean fun.
        Evening MNC.

  20. My taste in music is paradoxically shite but elitist and ‘hideously white’.

    I can count an ex amongst the ‘millennial bellends’ who enjoyed Daft Punk.
    I think the criticism that their oeuvre all sounds a bit similar is fair, much like James Horner and the fucking Lighthouse Family. She also liked Royksopp and that sort of shite.

    No time for Leftfield or Aphex Twin, though.

      • Yeah it’s a good album.

        He really went off the boil with ‘Come to Daddy’. Affectedly edgy tripe for the MTV/Kerrang mouth-breathers.

      • Early aphex twin was best but personally never cared for ambient works vol 2 aside from a song or two on there.

        It doesn’t help that the whole fucking album is untitled at least with 85-92 has titled songs I care cause you do… Donkey rhubarb And the self titled album Richard D James were ace tho

  26. Eh, they do what they enjoy and don’t spout off about politics constantly. There’s far bigger cunts than this.

  27. Music for the gays.

    But I will say I admire them for getting all the trappings of fame (wealth) and staying anonymous at the same time.

    Crafty cunts.

    I’d love to see the faces of leftards who love them, when they take their helmets off – and it’s Nick Griffin and Mark Collett underneath.

    Now I’d pay to see that.

  28. Maybe they have to hide the results of years of outright cuntery. Their faces may resemble that of the cunt corden, if this is the case then hiding your looks inside a converted coffee machine is a bloody good idea. Tolerance does have limits.

  29. Shot themselves in the foot a bit, these daft French cunts.
    Without those stupid fucking helmets, no birds will believe they are Daft Punk. So, them as pop star fanny magnets is probably a non-starter. And what’s the point in being a pop star if you can’t have your pick of the fit ‘uns?

    Then again, it could work the opposite way for any of us cunts on here. Some tasty but stupid tart might fall for this: ‘But I’m from Daft Punk, love. Honest. I’ve just left my helmet at home tonight’.

  30. I dunno not a huge fan of Daft Punk I can take em or leave em. I got 15 of their songs I sort of like and maybe 7 of those are DJ remixes. Some people are saying its attention seeking to announce their retirement but with coronavirus I think its justifiable for it. Might as well blow off any touring or future endeavors to the fans

    This old Daft Punk video really takes me back tho childhood nostalgia creeping in after watching it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmi60Bd4jSs Yes its the fucking dogmask one for cunters with their interest piqued

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