Lana Del Rey is a cunt.

One of Mrs Norman’s friends (a total pain in the arse, truth be told) sent us this video at Christmas. It was Lana Del Twat ‘singing’ and excruciating version of Silent Night.

Now, this was bad enough. But the pretentious bitch says on the video that she ‘doesn’t do Christmas songs’, but then the daft tart does exactly that. Mediocre at best, absolute shite at worst.

What annoys me about this cunt is she is so up herself and she cracks on she is a ‘serious’ artist and an ‘edgy’ type. When she is as corporate and as commercial as Miley Cyrus, Ariana Cunt and Billie Dogfish. Even her stage name is crap. Lana Del Rey? It sounds like one of the towns on Lex Luthor’s map for his new California in the Superman film.

She makes out she is like Nancy Sinatra with Lee Hazelwood. When she is more like an Alanis Morrisette for the millennial generation. Fucking awful.

Epilogue: Mrs N’s mate was being smug, saying that ‘Lana’ doesn’t twerk or take her clothes off’. To which I replied,’No, she does rape videos instead’. Millie Tant then raced to the surface, but it was worth it. One – Nil.

Nominated by: Norman 

Yes, your views are instantly ‘discredited’ if it was ‘fact checked’ by some woke bastard.

In other words, ‘I have checked if there is any truth in this with my incredibly biased lense, and I will only ‘fact check’ people who aren’t honky hating commie cunts. To save time, everything said by Farage/Trump/etc is bollocks. Anything said by Biden, Owen Jones, leftist wimminz or any dark key is bob on, me old mucker.’

Best known fact checker cunts include Snopes (libtards), The Guardian (nope, no bias here) and the BBC (give me fucking strength).

These cunts are so unreliable that I think the opposite of every fucking thing they say.

Who checks the fact checker cunts, anyway? Discredited because you say so?

Go fuck yourselves and come on your own faces afterwards!

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

…and speaking of Facebook, here’s one from Just a bloke

Facebook- what started a a way to keep in touch and share what you are having for lunch has become something far more sinister and cuntish.

Remember Derek and Clive ? I am in the D+C appreciation page and have just had a 3 day ban for using the word ‘ Cunt ‘. If you like D+C the absurdity of that will be obvious.

Almost as bad as their refusal to allow coverage of Hunter Biden’s laptop while letting Iran post that the Holocaust never happened

Facebook – bunch of Cunts.

…and this from Everyonesacunt 

Big tech companies and censorship

A major issue of censorship by the so called big tech giants Google Apple Amazon Twitter and Facebook is raising an ugly head above the rights of the individual to free speech.

Accounts are now being perminantly suspended by people working for social media sites acting as De facto gods of allowable speech against the idea of De jure, lawful free speech in a free society.

A further development towards a liberal socialist totalitarian regime appears that big tech companies are now refusing to list social media apps “parler” for example that still permit free speech without censorship.

These appear to be very very dark days and possibly a prerequisite to a sinister future life whereby you have no free speech at all except that : what is permitted by the De facto unseen government of free speech. A quite scary ? though.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/twitter-allows-farrakhan-spencer-dictators-new-york-post-censored

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/google-suspends-parler-app

Raise your glasses – or in Campbell’s ase, his bottle, for a special festive cunting for one of the biggest cunts in the world – publisher of dodgy dossiers, a deluded halfwit who still likes to think he is “important” more than a decade from falling from grace.

It seems Alcoholic Ali doesn’t believe in Churchills maxim of “in victory, magnaminity” , as he has gone all sulky and little girl, hissy fit mode:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/alastair-campbell-boris-johnson-c-23211126

Boris might be a “blond clown” as well as a “cunt”, but nobody apart from a few queenly remainers will ever be such a clowning cunt as that ugly motherfucker

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

And a just-in-time New Year addition from Quick Draw McGraw:

A first nomination of the year for Alastair Campbell for his comment on the appointment of the new BBC Chairman, Richard Sharp. He was an advisor to the albino walrus when he was Mayor of London, and to Rishi Sunak on the UK’s economic response to COVID-19. He was also Rishi’s boss at Goldman Sachs and has donated money to the Tories.

Campbell said of the appointment: “Ex Goldman Sachs boss of, and lately assistant to, Sunak. The anti public service contingent really are getting all their people in on the inside now. Trump and Orban watch on in admiration”. How quickly he forgets how many lefty placemen, and women, the Labour party installed in such positions when they were in power. This is especially true of his former boss, Blair, who stuffed the quangos full of his own cronies, including Gavyn Davies, who was BBC Chairman from 2001 to 2004. That would be the Gavyn Davies who worked for Goldman Sachs, prior to his appointment at the world’s most impartial broadcaster.

There’s no hypocrite like an old hypocrite. And there’s no cunt like an old cunt.

Bit of a niche one this:

Doomsday preppers/ the survivalist types.

I think this is more of an American thing, but seems to be slowly creeping over here.
The survivalist thing has been around for some time, but it seemed to increase in the late 90s/early 00s whether that was due to 9/11 and the Y2K thing I don’t know. These lot have been preparing for an “I am legend” or “The Road” type scenario for years. The worlds been going to end for the last 40 years. I don’t know if they think one day they’ll be right and have the last laugh and be able to say I told you so. Right before they end up carking it with the rest of us.

They seem to spend all of their time focussing on buying equipment and accumulating weird and wonderful gadgets and gear, but they’re generally fat fucks, who don’t look like they’d be capable of walking upstairs without having a stroke, never mind trekking across country for 100s of miles. There seem to be a lot of what I call “neckbeards” that have adopted this “hobby”.

Many of them look like they couldn’t go a day without a couple of packs of Mars Bars and several 3 litre bottles of cola, never mind forage for food and water in the wilderness.

Always seem to have a bit of a weird Josef Fritzl/Jeffrey Dahmer vibe about them too.

(There’s actually a TV show about these loons. Click here for the deets. – NA)

Nominated by: Harold Steptoe

Helena saw her mother and some other family members at the Washington protest. She then named and shamed them on social media leading to her mother telling her to get lost and support herself.

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-the-monday-edition-1.5868846/why-this-teenager-publicly-id-d-her-family-at-d-c-s-pro-trump-protests-1.5868872

The woke baby I has now started a go fund me.

“ As you may know from recent twitter and news sources I have called out my mother for her actions. At the moment I have no idea how I will be paying for college as I have little financial support. I have a dream of one day becoming a lawyer but I need help to get there. I hope to attend college and then go into the peace corps. Eventually I hope to enter into law school. I want to make the world a better place I just need some help.”

Tough shit, go earn your own money and learn some fucking respect for your mother and others right to hold different opinions.

Snot nosed cunt.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit 

(One suspects it would have been a different story had she gone on a protest march against Trump! – DA)