Change is a cunt.

In this case it is my local council who are being cunts by having a perfectly functional and fairly new, expensive system of recycling waste by combining the dark ages of only having one bin which is emptied weekly with a “eco deco” waste sorting factory which separates the muck from the recyclables.

Now they are soon to be introducing a system of several bins collected much less frequently, the types I have seen when I work away and get told to put stuff in specific bins to which I respond “what the fuck is a cardboard bin, are not all bins created equal?”.

While they are at it, they have announced they shall not be providing a bin for glass recycling and helpfully suggest you (I) take your glass to the nearest council recycling centre of which there are few and very hard to get to for tens of thousands of locals who don’t drive in this mostly rural area

I generate plenty of glass waste and I can take mine to wherever, but there is plenty who cannot so I predict a lot more broken glass on the street as a direct result of these lazy, money wasting cunts policies.

Nominated by: Cunt of all trades

Femi Oluwole is a British political activist and co-founder of the pro-European Union advocacy group and an absolute cunt.

My blood was boiling when he was on TV today claiming that
A) Brexit had no bearing on our vaccination rate being greater than the whole of the EU put together.
B) That our leaving actually resulted in the EU programme being chaotic eg. It 8s somehow OUR fault.
C) That all the teething troubles of import/export are “what YOU voted for.”

He repeated that last phrase again and again just in case WE didn’t get it.

He is clearly too thick to see that A and B are obviously mutually exclusive. And as for C he expects US to believe that anything good post Brexit is nothing to do with our leaving whilst any negative issues definitely are.

What a crazy mixed up cunt he is.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

Congratulations to J R Cuntley who correctly predicted Peter Lorimer would be the next person of note to pass on. Lorimer was a professional footballer. Noted for his powerful shots from distance, he made his name playing for Leeds United. He also represented Scotland at international level.

On to Dead Pool 206.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

I’m not going to dwell on Hewitt, but all I have to say is this,.

He is a thick cunt waaay out of his depth, floundering around in his Mrs wake.

What a tool. What an enormous thick, twat, non British cunt (wait till you have to pay US tax fucko).

I cannot wait for the turd to come over here to unmask his mums statue.

Nominated by: Smug Cunt

Seconded by: Big Al

I’d like to nominate Prince Harry, I’m not a massive fan of the Royal Family myself but what the fuck is Harry thinking of? If ever someone needed to ‘man up’ it’s this pussy whipped, out of touch buffoon. Does he really expect the public to feel sorry for him and his millionaire wife because they have been feeling a bit depressed at a time when other people’s businesses are going bust and they are having to bury loved ones and watch their funeral on a laptop?! We could have expected his wife to play the victim card but for Harry to dump his own family in support of her is an utter betrayal. The way I see it is that when Harry made an open statement about racism within the institution of his own family it was obvious to me what he was doing, he is saying Britain is an institutionally racist country, and Brits are racist. BLM sees the British Royal Family as still too powerful to take on directly, so they look to weaken its popularity with the one claim that can see your life destroyed, but never needs a shred of evidence for a public crucifixion (racism). Then once the Marxists smell the blue blood in the water they will move in for the kill.

Andrew Cuomo is in trouble. Accused of sexual harassment.

Clicked on it with delight. ‘Cos I don’t like him one bit. But I don’t know…one of the things said he asked a female colleague if she had slept with an older man. Obviously far too intimate a question. But is that sexual harassment? No touching at all remember. In fact not one of those accusing him have said he touched them in anyway.

No denying that a man can make a woman uncomfortable with salacious talk. But does that constitute harassment?

Nicola Sturgeon I notice is making great play about how shocked she was to hear of the sexual harassment claims about Alex Salmond. She’s said I think pointedly that Salmond hasn’t apologised to the women involved.

Well, all charges were dismissed in his case. Maybe Alex Salmond deserves an apology from the women that put him through hell for two years with the threat of jail with what you might call frivolous claims.

I know one claim was that Salmond pretended to be a Zombie in the company of a female colleague. Not very edifying for the First Minister of Scotland I grant you. In this Zombie mode he tried to kiss her. I don’t know it just seems to me a clumsy attempt at a pass. And for that you can possibly go to jail now.

In the case of Charlie Elphricke he has gone to jail. For two years.

I thought it was harsh I’ve got to be honest. The infamous quote here is ‘I’m a naughty Tory’ rubbed her breast and tried to kiss her. The only other one years later he tried to put his hand up a woman’s skirt. She rebuffed him and he stopped. That was it. Two years. Lost his job, wife, estranged from his daughter. 40 character witnesses- his lawyer appealed to the female judge ‘he has learned his lesson’. No mercy. Two years in jail. Not suspended.

I don’t know the particular circumstances. But couldn’t he have misread the situation?
Now someone like Max Clifford did deserve jailtime. Why? Because he got IT out. His ‘little winkke’ as he called it. Now we all know that crosses the line. That was definitely sexual harassment.

Mind you Max suffered a lot. His daughter has said that his enduring a freezing jail cell contributed to his death.

Not a popular opinion I wouldn’t imagine but the problem with the first three is having women in the workplace. It’s true. Or rather having men and women in the workplace. The man, the proper breadwinner, gets confused in his relationship with women colleagues. He doesn’t know if he’s been flirted with if he’s the boss.

Men aren’t always astute at reading these things. I remember myself being at work once with a woman. I was like Charlie Brown and ‘the little red head girl’. My heart beating, sweating, I didn’t know what I was doing. Yes, I was confused.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

https://news.sky.com/story/new-york-governor-andrew-cuomo-truly-and-deeply-apologises-after-sexual-harassment-claims-12235292