The WHO, again.
Yes, everyone’s favourite busybody group is giving the world the gift of its wisdom again. Not content with misleading the rest of the world on the danger of Covid, and a blatant attempt to exonerate China, as not only the source, but continues to assist them in covering up its origins, now they want the developed countries of the world who crashed their economies to buy enough vaccines to hopefully save as many of it’s citizens as possible, to give large quantities of vaccines to the third world, as they, as usual, sit on their arses with their hands out, waiting for their racist oppressors to save them again. Guaranteed this will now create another surge of migration, as they will use getting a vaccine as an excuse to invade Europe. I foresee a dinghy shortage this summer as the English Channel starts looking like the world’s biggest raft race..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9287403/WHO-slams-rich-countries-hogging-Covid-19-vaccines-WTO-demanded-UK-hand-jabs.html

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Family

Apparently I am a cunt.

Just had a chat with my brother.

I have a degree in Physics. He failed his first year in Physics and then got a degree in philosophy.

I then trained and studied and became a Chartered Accountant, another thing my brother failed at. Now he is qualified via the the Scottish Institute.

My brother has been a cunt to me but we are now OK.

Who’s really the cunt.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

People who are late. I couldnt give a fuck about Covid or lockdowns but when you invite people over ( couldnt give a fuck about that either) and they are late when you have done a rib of beef its a cunt. Fuck right off, your never being invited again.

Nominated by: Smug cunt

Seconded by: Cunty Gordon

My brother and his wife often turn up 30 minutes late to our mum’s house on sundays. They tell her during the week that they will be over at 2:00pm and then turn up at 2:30 without an apology or even a good explanation. So we are left waiting for 30 minutes with the roast chicken ready to go for 2:30. How hard is it to be on time in this day and age when you have a car?

I have noticed this a lot in the past few years. People are late when it is IMPOSSIBLE for them to be late, so the the truth is that they were pissing about doing something selfish. And we all have phones on us 24/7 so calling or texting that you’ll be late is effortless.

After spending 15 minutes writing up a perfect nom for Brighton Health Service and their insane “chest feeding” shit; only to see somebody else’s nom take the hit spot and mine not appear at all; I’m tempted to nominate admin as a cunt and say fuck you.
However…
This morning’s news story re the rebranding of Mr (that’s MISTER!!!) Potato Head, into a non-binary Potato Freak is so far beyond the pale, I simply have to!

What the cunting fuck us wrong with these people?! It’s a fucking anthropomorphised fucking vegetable for fucking fuck sake! It’s not REAL! You dozy fucking woke CUNTS!!!
Toy Story 5 will be lovely for the kids though eh. Buzz Lightfoot havi g a strangle wank dressed as a ballerina; Woody and his cowgirl swapping clothes to experience the other point of view, that pig character getting pegged by the kid’s Mum. And all the merch will have to be adequately accessorised of course.

It’s a shame Covid is on the way out. I can’t make up my mind if I want it to take them or me.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56200811
CUNTS

Nominated by: Brian Stoat 

Seconded by: Cuntybollocks 

Hasbro toys/Mr Potato Head

A stop the world, I want to get off cunting for toy makers, Hasbro..

Mr Potato Head will now be know as ‘Potato Head’ to promote ‘gender inclusivity.’.

Well, I though the big fuck off tache was a bit of a giveaway, but what do I know? Will he have stick on tits and fanny now?

I’m hearing that Thomas the Tank engine will also feature more female trains. Is there any end to this madness?

Action Man will be ‘Action Pansexgender’ and be wearing a tutu while walking his/their poodle onto the battlefield. Action man’s tagline on the advert will be, ‘Because on the battlefield, it’s important to look fabulous, dahhhhling!’

Half the players on Subbutteo will have tits. Barbie will have a big cock and Evil Kneivel will have both.

It’s a fucking disgrace.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56200811

Barack Obama is a cunt for several reasons:
1) He is a cunt.
2) He won the Nobel Peace Prize without doing anything but then started several wars which had disastrous consequences, e.g. Libya.
3) He said he would close Guantanamo Bay but did not do so (so not such a bad cunt in this case – as we don’t want those dangerous peacefuls to be released).
4) He locked up the children of illegal immigrants in cages (again not such a cunt) and the Demon-crats whinge hypocritically about the Orange Man’s administration doing the same thing.
5) He selected the cunt Sleepy Joe as his VP.
6) He is a woke cunt.
7) He is married to a woke tranny who is also a cunt

However on this occasion, Barack Obama is a cunt for saying that slavery reparations are justified.

Who does he think are going to pay these reparations (honkys of course)? And to whom will these reparations be paid? Black slaves are long dead and their descendants have a better life in countries such as the US, UK and Caribbean nations than they would in the Ebola-infested shitholes of Africa.

Why doesn’t he ask the Arabs to pay proper incomes to the construction workers from the subcontinent and allow them to retain their passports? Why doesn’t he fight against slavery in Mauritania (in Africa)? Why doesn’t he make the vile human traffickers pay for the hotel bills of the boatloads of the illegals who are crossing the English Channel?

Like all of the other globalist establishment types, he wants others to pay the bills so that he, his tranny wife and their ugly offspring can keep their millions made from writing bullshit woke books.

If anybody should be paying reparations, it is this woke cunt for all the damage he caused to the world whilst he was POTUS.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/02/25/barack-obama-says-slavery-reparations-justified-theory/

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt