The rules on this do not add up or make sense.
(I feel I will be stating the obvious on this, but here I go anyway).

All places of education open this coming Monday. If I have this correct, there will be classes full of over two dozen learners, on a site of multiple classrooms. There will also be teachers, admin staff, facilities staff, etc.

Yet I can’t, nor can my youngest, sit in our living room with my dad. Our home of five people, cannot admit one person to pop round for a brew and a chat.

Admittedly, my dad has had the jabs. Me and the other half have had our first jab.

It just makes no sense whatsoever. But then nothing the government does makes any sense. Just like the pretend lockdown rules where the parks are rammed, and I have to explain to my 8 year old why she can’t go, but other families can. (Luckily she is understanding, just gets on with it, and is more hardy than most adults).

I wish a long, torturous, bubonic plague style death on twats like them who flout the rules and have no consideration for others.

Gone off topic now in my anger….d’oh!

Nominated by: Andrew Davenport

Veganuary and it’s dipshit supporters are getting a nomination. Apparently, it’s a thing now that January is promoted by insufferable vegans as “Veganuary”. We’re all expected to give up eating meat for an entire month, to make vegans feel even more smug and superior than they already do. Unfortunately for them, this years event was even less successful than last year. New data has shown that meat sales were up 15 percent on last years “Veganuary”. I bet the little fuckers are crying into their soy lattes on hearing that. 580,000 people worldwide signed up to this bullshit. That’s out of a global population in excess of 7 billion, so it clearly isn’t that popular.

I have no problem with people not wanting to eat meat. It’s your body, it’s up to you what you put in it. My problem, is that vegetarians, particularly vegans, think they’re are perfectly entitled to tell those of whose who do eat meat, to stop. Well, they’re not. It’s none of their fucking business what other people eat. It’s nobody’s business what I choose to eat. If I want to eat four bacon muffins, followed by a 20oz steak and lamb chops, that’s up to me. And if you get in my face, or try to lecture me about how evil I am for eating meat, I will feel perfectly entitled, and entirely justified, with punching you in the face. Really hard.

A lot of vegans are the shittiest people on the face of the Earth. The sort of cunts who invade the meat aisles of superstores and harass people who are going about their lawful business. Some of these cunts have even resorted to violence. So, I’m quite happy to say Fuck Vegans. Fuck Veganuary. Vegans are cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

It’s time for for a gert-lush-alright-me-babba- cider-I-up-landlord cunting for Bristol City Council.

Get those cheque books out boys because it’s reparations time.

https://mobile.twitter.com/CleoDanceBaton/status/1366730970183966722

I now.have three questions:

1) Which bods will receive the reparations?
2) Which bods will pay the reparations? I very much doubt the honkies who benefited from the slave trade will pay a penny.
3) Why did the woman who narrated the film in the Twitter link adopt an accent straight out of the deep south of Merica when she grew up in the same city as Vicky Pollard.

Answers on a postcard please.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/mar/02/bristol-council-calls-for-parliamentary-inquiry-on-slavery-reparations

Nominated by: SimmyJavil

TV Shows, “Traffic Cops” and “Police Interceptors”

I’m not nominating the boys in blue for a cunting. I’m sure some other twat will do that.

I watch these programmes with increasing dismay at the pathetic, limp-wristed slaps these criminals get by way of a sentence when found/pleaded guilty in court.

So this is for the fucking pathetic sentencing guidelines, that allow these destroyers of peace of mind out on the streets to wreak more mayhem and distress.

Try explaining to your mugged 11 year old that the naughty boys will be out in a few hours to do it again, not mention threatening her if she “grasses”

Praise the Lord and pass the bullets.

I’m cunting our justice ( but only just ) system.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest 

Celebrity gobshites deserve a nomination. Earlier today (Wednesday 17th March) some fucking numbnuts went into a massage parlour in Atlanta and opened fire. At the time of typing this, there were eight dead and at least one wounded. Six of the victims were Asian, or Oriental as we’d say over here. The shooter has been arrested and, despite saying that it wasn’t racially motivated, it didn’t take long for the gobshites, led by the out of touch, coke snorting retards in Hollyweird to claim that it was. The shooter is claiming that he has a sex addiction, and sees places like massage parlours as sources of temptation.

But of course, Hollyweird knows better. And because there has been a recent upsurge in attacks on Asian-Americans, they’re all saying it WAS a racist attack. Personally, I don’t know. What really annoys me about this though is that, in their rush to once again show how virtuous they are, these self righteous cunts couldn’t even muster the decency to wait even a few days before pointing the finger at the usual suspects. I mean, it was literally only minutes before the first tweets blaming evil white men started appearing, with various Hollyweird fucksticks leading the charge. For fuck’s sake, have they so little respect for the victims and their families? Of course they do, because they don’t really give a fuck that eight people are dead, it’s all about the virtue signalling.

One of the worst is George Takei, who has become a tiresome shite over the past few years, who has blamed Republicans, particularly Trump supporters, for the shooting. What an utter cunt. Fuck you George. You were one of the more forgettable members of the the original Star Trek cast, and haven’t really done much of note since then. What happened to all the #TimeToHeal guff they were spouting after demented Joe Biden was ‘voted’ into the White House? That went out the window pretty quick. Here’s an idea, how about shutting the fuck up, until you know the facts? And even then, keep shutting the fuck up, because normal are sick of your shit.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56433181