I’d like a snow capped mountaineer nomination for Trevor Phillips as chair for the Green Park Consultancy. I did use to like this bloke but he has obviously joined his brethren and become a woke wanker.

Looks at this arsehole and ‘language’ he uses; snowy peaks and vanilla boys, if that’s not racism, I’m not sure what is? These people are never happy, regardless of how much effort good ol whitey makes!

Black bosses ‘shut out’ by ‘vanilla boys’ club’
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55910874
Typical in that racist comments can only go one way.

Maybe the reason there are no blacks at the top is because the chocolate boys have spent too long in the dark troughs of drug dealing rather than get an education and aim for the snowy peaks.

What about the dar keys mentioned in this article who have retired and obviously not done enough to encourage blacks to work up through the ranks. Either that or they weren’t up to a standard to promote. Blacks need to listen to Denzel for advice.

You can also add Rev Jarel Robinson-Brown to this nom who said “The cult of Captain Tom is a cult of White British Nationalism” http://chng.it/wyy9b9XZNC

Fuck off you racist bastard. This hero of WW11 has dragged this nation out of the pandemic doldrums for a while and achieved more in twelve months than you could in twelve lifetimes.

A vat of piss is on the boil and ready for you when you get sacked.

Nominated by: Little Lord Fontlacunt

LGBTQ etc millenial, Gen Z twats think they invented poofs. My best mate since primary school is a shirt lifting, pushing mud uphill, homo, bummer. I call him a poofy cunt to his face. He agrees. I had to endure bummers snogging at the London Apprentice in Shoreditch when I was 16 as he “came out”( almost made me puke, but you get used to it). Then onto Heaven, “the love muscle “in Brixton and Trade at Turnmills with E and fabulous music .I grew up with benders. They were subvertive, hilarious cunts of the highest order. The trannies were even better and not bitter. I miss them. “gay” culture was punk rock. Now its Mrs Mary Whitehouse.

Nominated by: Smug cunt

(Priggery – A person who demonstrates an exaggerated conformity or propriety, especially in an irritatingly arrogant or smug manner. – From the Free Dictionary – DA)

Quite a few years ago, I was with a group of friends at the local saloon knocking back some beers and putting the world to rights.

The subject of how UK society would be remembered at this moment in the noughties came up. My two-pennyworth being we were living in the age of smuggery with cunts like the Beckhams, Blairs and other fucktards of that ilk being rammed down the old gulliver.

Some silly twat disagreed strongly and said we were living “in the age of care.” I found this drivel laughable and the prick’s 80 student/all Thatcher’s fault/limp wristed worldview utter bollocks. Silly fool.

But fellow esteemed cunters, I give you the current age…the age of priggery and the silly cunts who are part of this.

You don’t hear the word prig much anymore. It seems a 1920s word for some reason…like it gets used in a Jeeves and Wooster novel or book by E Waugh…utter dull shite both of them.

“A self-righteously moralistic person who behaves as if they are superior to others” according to an online dictionary.

As a percentage, how many cunts have I just summed up in the country, world?

Cunts everywhere, young, old, queer, straight, rich, poor, black, white…this bollocks has no demographic.

Let’s take the recent deceased poster-boy Captain Tom. Nice old boy who served in a particular nasty campaign. Why is it a decorated veteran of 100 who needed assistance to walk was doing laps of his garden for a public-funded service? It never sat right with me that cunts like Beckham, Morgan blah, blah, blah were queuing up to cash in. And no…I didn’t clap at 6.00pm. I don’t need to clap to show respect to the man. It really all seemed so very artificial and utter bullshit with his PR daughter and the media wanking off. Shades of Summer 1997..?

As the Stranglers sang….”Everybody loves you when your dead.”

A supposed friend of mine, spends his time trolling Facebook pages and groups arguing with randoms about opinions he disagrees with…the prick really does need to find himself a hobby. His latest offerings suggesting that those not liking the idea of a not fully tested vaccine for covid be all put together in a camp. The silly prick regards himself as a liberal. That’s what the nazis did to people who disagreed with them…

BLM, trans-gender politics, taking the knee, male-feminists, white-privilege…crap, crap, crap. Its like some kind of strange tournament…the biggest priggish cunt wins a dreadful prize and social media admiration until tomorrow afternoon when the next cunt is announced.

How up your own ass, how self-important, how right-on can you be? Apply here and take a knee…how about you go fuck yourself with this rusty bayonet? The pompous and morally superior dickheads can all walk across a minefield in the Sudan for starters.

I’m a regular bloke, I’m not perfect, I have my opinions and thoughts…unlike many I don’t need to be a cunt and shout it all out to prove how knowledgeable, fair, open-minded and clever I am…whilst giving a wry smile.

I wish all these cunts would shut up and fuck off…that alas seems quite unlikely.

Cunts…the lot of them.

Nominated by: Dandy Desmond 

The University of Leicester, what a set of woke cunts.

The BBC (who else) have reported that the University plans to drop English language and medieval literature courses, in favour of a “decolonised curriculum”. Instead they wish to introduce courses on sexuality, diversity and ethnicity.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-55860810

Some lecturers have already protested by resigning or returning their honorary doctorate at the plans.

I despair at stuff like this, we’re no longer allowed to teach/study our own history or language because it offends some cunt who doesn’t originate from here. Instead we should learn about trannies, ethnics and the acceptance of the two. Fuck off, the cunts won’t accept me for being a white and straight, so I certainly won’t be accepting them.

The whole world is going to the dogs.

Nominated by: elcuntio 

The cunt mugshot above is of the type of cunt of whom any cunter I am sure would be compelled to think “I must buy that cunt a drink” out of fellowship and good cheer should it step into their local boozer. Although I have my doubts that it would leave mine alive. Apart from the Goth/Vampira/Freakshow fushion look what could be possibly prejudice our good hearts against it? Why allegations my dears.

It has been swilling around in the Celeb/Rock Star/Hollywood cesspit for a good few years and accumulated the usual failed marriages and relationships. Management has tolerated it all so long as it sold tickets but the latest allegations have rather kyboshed that. Management stops spending money on cover ups so Media gets its talons out. As to allegations we imagine it something like this:

Scene: A discreet bondage chamber somewhere in North Hollywood equipped with start of the art paraphernalia – including leather and rubber bondage gear, remote controlled but plugs and fanny ticklers (for the online community) and the mandatory black rubber water wet with various settings. The air is heavy with the aroma of leather and rubber, oils and sexual funk. The lighting is discreet.
Enter Principals Mr Manson and Ms Starlet accompanied by a small androgynous black slave with a play tray of erectile creams, hard cock spray and feminine requisites and chemical enhancements. They switch on the video and immediately get it on. Mr Manson grabs Ms Starlet by the cunt.

Mr Manson: Hey babe ya wanna walk on the wild side, well do ya? Do ya? Wanna get naughty with ya old Mary any which way ya want?

Ms Starlet: Give it me up ma butt big boy, lacerate ma butt, tear ma skin with your gauging nails then piss on me, Mary.

Mr Manson obliges assisted by slave.

Mr Manson: I gotta take ya to the next level babe you are so shit hot..I am so fuckin’ in the zone and you are so ready….

Mr Manson reaches out of shot and collects a sledge-hammer tied in pink bows and kisses it then rubs it in MrStarlet’s genital area then kisses and sniffs it. Ms Starlet is somewhat alarmed.

Ms Starlet: What the fuck…….

Mr Manson Hey babe it’s all so cool – we gonna bash your brains out while we fuck…

Ms Starlet (as she is exiting through the door) Bash your own brains out fuckin’ creep pervert. Ya sure know how to kill a fuckin’ relationship.

Mr Manson(laughing and wanking) Great exit line babe

This story is hard to improve upon so I refer cunters to the source:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9215645/Marilyn-Manson-dropped-talent-agency-CAA-abuse-allegations.html

Nominated by:Sir Limply Stoke