A “Dahling, you were wonderful” AmDram cunting please for Mrs. Cooper-Balls for her theatrical outburst when told in a Parliamentary select committee that a number of alleged “asylum seekers” had caught Covid while staying in barrack accommodation:

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/oh-god-mp-reaction-government-135250445.html

First off, who is to say that these people, who, like the rubber boat fetishists in Dover and Folkestone sneak into this country without any health checks (which perhaps explains the “Kent variation”?) , were not infected before they reached the UK, having travelled through various EU countries to get to their soft billet, and secondly, when Dame Keir spoke last week about – when he saw what he regarded as “an injustice”, he wished to remedy it – this was exactly the sort of bullshit he was thinking of. He’d have them staying at the Ritz.

It is about time Sugartits, joined her roly-poly husband , out of the Commons and on the dance floor as the comedy contestant on next seasons BBC camp Shimmy Showdown series.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

A doom-monger, cunting, for an extra from the Ribena Berry adverts, David Attenborough.

It is bad enough that this purple faced wanker, who isn’t fit to sharpen the straight razor of his brother, Richard ‘pinkie’ Attenborough, is constantly harping on like an XR mouthpiece, he has now upped the ante and like thoroughly shamed ex XR spokes’person’, Zion Lights, who foolishly regurgitated ‘scientific predicts’ from XR co-founder, Roger (6 Billion people will die this century because of climate change) Hallam, has issued the following vague stark warning…..

“Climate change, could within a lifetime, destroy entire cities and societies”.

Well Dick, for a start, whose lifetime? Not fucking yours I hope, because by the look of your deathly purple face it gives us about three weeks (if we’re lucky) before we all get burned to death by the sun, squashed by earthquakes or drowned by tsunamis!

Stick to documentaries about tiny poisonous frogs, fish that use rocks to break open shellfish and your life long passion about butterflies ? and leave “The end is nigh”, propaganda for Greta (mentally ill, easily manipulated puppet for her disgusting antifa terrorist parents) Thunderpants!

Fuck off!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/science-environment-56175714

Attenborough Lookalikes

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell

“Adult babies” and “furries” – or what we used to call “nonces” and “Fido fuckers” – are thoroughly deserving recipients of a cunting. Don’t look it up unless you want to be reacquainted with your breakfast.

Basically adult babies or “ABDLs” like to put on dummies and industrial sized Pampers, piss and shit in them and then get other, er, “hobbyists” to hose them down and apply talcum powder. They play with baby toys and pretend to be babies whilst taking each other up the Oxo tower.

Furries, well, similar story, except they have a ‘fursona’ – Jesus fucking Christ – involving dressing up as, and pretending to be, animals. Think Gordon the Gopher or with comedy tits or giant furry bollocks. They even wear tails and fuck about on the floor chewing toys and eating Schmackos.

You can even be both, some of these degenerates get their pecker up at the thought of Spit the Dog wearing a shit-encrusted nappy.

I’m as open minded as the next cunter, we all have our sexual idiosyncrasies I’m sure, but how fucking depraved or mentally ill do you have to be to want to fuck a grown adult in a babygrow who’s covered in piss and shit, or strum off a bloke in a fucking fox suit? The fuckers do it because it’s rightly illegal to interfere with children or animals so they act up their vile fantasies with each other, and we’re supposed to accept them as part of the LGBTFUCKOFF community.

And you can’t call them ‘nonces’, they’re ‘MAPs’ or minor attracted people now. (https://childrenofthedigitalage.org/rebranding-paedophilia/)

Send the skanky fuckers a one way ticket to Dignitas now.

Nominated by: Gloria Stitz 

(Note for ISAC noobs: “noncies” and its derivatives, will probably end up in the MQ. So improvise where possible. Oh, and anyone condoning MAPs or paedophilia on here will be banned! – DA)

Owain Wyn Evans: ‘I had to go back in the closet for first TV job’

A big poor me me me for this cunt. This a contribution to something called LGBT+ History month, god help us. On the Benders Broadcasting Company, natch.

‘BBC North West Tonight weather presenter Owain Wyn Evans shares his coming out story as part of LGBT+ History Month.
He talks about what it was like for him growing up in South Wales, coming out at his first BBC presenting job, and how he still receives homophobic messages on Twitter.’

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-manchester-56124667

A few of things here:
I grew up in S Wales, as did my gay nephew. Not exactly Brighton but no worse than anywhere else really.
Hiding his sexuality for a BBC job? In recent years? Hardly fucking likely.
And, for those of you who haven’t had the pleasure, he is the biggest, mincing fairy I have ever seen. He makes Clary look like Arnie. How the fuck he kept in the closet is a mystery.

Poor little shirtlifter. My heart bleeds.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

I would like a passport cunting for all those stupid retarded cunts desperately searching the Internet trying to book cheap holidays, because of the upcoming rule change, these stupid cunts think it’s safe to go anywhere in the world and I’m sure will be crying like babies when 6 days later the rules change again or they can’t get back and want us to pay for their return or even pay for their isolation hotel, cuz they can’t afford 2 grand after spending 200 quid the go to the Costa del sol or a floating Butlins cruise, these clowns deserve everything they end up with, Covid or costs, one or other is likely, that winey cunt with the video camera type from the last floating toilet will be booking I bet so he can get more airtime complaining to the news about the Government not rescuing him and his ugly Chewbacca wife…. Well when it happens cunts there will be zero fucks given by me, unless your of for an adventure holiday in down town Lagos, in which case you have my full support and I gladly tune in to watch….. Stupid cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker