The Matrix

On a similar theme to the Tom Hanks nom, I would like to cunt The Matrix.

Why is this film so popular? Why the fuck is it held up as a masterpiece, and a paragon of filmmaking genius? I had to watch it once for RE homework when I was a teenager and was so bored out of my skull that I haven’t seen it since.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

Chez Weir

A roly–poly, holy roller cunting please for portly “Pastor” Ms Weir for holding a “religious” service complete with tents, food and “sound stage” – in an Aldi car park:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-56139051

Are these titles, like “Pastor” self administered, because she hardly looks like a doctor of divinity ro me

Sge as been fined, but is of cours appealing (not to me she isn’t) and no doubt a woke magistrate will rescind the fine.

I wonder if she counts David Lammy as one of his long line of unfortunate friends?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Rishi Sunak [4]


The billionaire Chancellor deciding who is going to foot the bill for all the taxpayers’ money he’s splurging on “Covid support”. One things for sure, if anyone is going to suffer financially in the long term, it ain’t going to be him.

This is also likely to be the thin end of a steeply ramped wedge with another budget due this Autumn when the bastard will likely start to really hammer it home. Looking like an extra from a woke Nick Park short Rishi wants to push us up the league table of tax v GDP* and get us further away from the USA at 24% and nearer the heady heights of Denmark at 46%. A paltry 33% just isn’t good enough for this ex Goldman Sachs man.

The good news is the magic money tree has now been extended to become a magic money forest. But the bad news is you are all going to have to pay for planting it.

In case you missed the details this is where the pain will start:

Personal income tax allowance frozen from next year.

40% income tax band frozen from next year.

Corporation tax up from 19% to 25% (so much for using Brexit to cut tax for domiciled companies to compete with the EU and attract more investment in).

And… your Council Tax is likely to ramp up 5% as well this year (only 4 times the rate of inflation – better than the 200% increase that is waiting for some of you at the National Property Tax end of the wedge though!).

https://www1.compareyourcountry.org/tax-revenues

Nominated by: mikdys

Moaning Africans

Africans are cunts, especially when they live here and jump on the slavery victimhood bandwagon.

Toyin Agbetu is a classic example. Like Lammy he is Nigerian. He moans about white supremacy (sorry we cant help it) and slavery when he comes from a place that enslaved Africans and then sold them to the Americas.

They were already slaves before they left Africa. Its about time the real story of slavery was told.

Anthony Gormley thinks the British museum should bring African artifacts out of the basement for display.. Great idea. Then we can be told how they got there. For example the much maligned Baden Powell took part in the the punitive Ashanti expedition. Why? To end slavery there.

The slavery wasn’t for labour but for human sacrifice. You wont learn that in “black history month”.

Nominated by: Smug cunt

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9240197/Sadiq-Khan-unveils-taskforce-review-capitals-landmarks-ensure-reflect-diversity.html

The Media’s obsession With Pakistanis


The media obsession with Pakistanis? Just what the cunt is all that about?!

It seems that even though these cunts behave as badly as possible, many on TV, radio and in the press are incredibly eager to promote this lot at every chance they get.

For a start, there’s the BBC and Doctor Who. In their now infamous ‘Rosa Parks’ episode the box ticking Asian bird sidekick mentions ‘Pakistani Heritage’ at least half a dozen times when it has no relevance to the plot whatsoever. She also gives a sob story about how she gets called a terrorist when she is coming out of the mosque. First off, what the fuck has that got to do with a science fiction series? Second, I have seen loads of people of a peaceful persuasion (there are a lot of them, after all), but I have never once seen one called out as a terrorist or anything else. This was only a short while after the Manchester bombing. Yet here were the ‘Beeb’ trying to sell this lot as the poor victims of nasty name calling by the wicked white man.

Then there was the ITV series, Endeavour. Hitherto excellent, but in the last series they went sickeningly woke. One episode had a nasty oafish NF type movement, led by a white middle aged Enoch Powell meets Nigel Farage type who mindlessly hated these poor lickle victims. But what was even more ridiculous about it was the Asian family in the episode were from India (it was explicitly stated that they were from Bengal) and they were obviously Hindu in their appearance and habits. Yet all the police and other characters referred to them as ‘Pakistanis’. Most Asian migrants in the late 60s were from India, but any put upon minority on TV now has to be peaceful or Pakistani. What is wrong with calling the characters Indian? I am thinking that – for some mind boggling reason – the TV companies and their woke employees want to airbrush over any antics like terrorism or grooming gangs, and try to promote this mob at every opportunity. Why, I will never fucking know.

Nominated by: Norman