George RR Martin deserves a nomination. I’m not a fan of this guy, but I’m subscribed to the channels of several YouTubers who are, so I’m familiar with his work. I wasn’t a fan of Game of Thrones either. I watched the first 30 minutes of the first episode and then switched it off. Shite. Boring, soul destroying shite. Apparently, the final season was the worst. This was because the producers weren’t much good at their jobs, but mainly because unlike the other seven seasons, they had no book to work from. Why did they have no book to work from? Because George RR Martin is a lazy cunt magpie.

Y’see, ol’George has been writing his final Games of Thrones book, The Winds of Winter, for TEN…FUCKING…YEARS. It seems George has become enthralled by his celebrity status, and vast fortune, and has spent that time mostly doing anything other than actually writing his book. He’s even bought his own railroad apparently. He occasionally posts updates to the fans who have kept faith with him, and has, equally occasionally, done some work on the book. But mostly he’s been off doing the celebrity thing. A few weeks ago, he called people who kept asking him when Winds of Winter would be finished, “assholes” and “dickheads”. No, George, they are neither. After waiting for ten years for a book that isn’t even half finished (his own admission) I’d say they have every right to ask where the fuck your book is. And to be perfectly honest, after fucking them about for so long, the ignorant fat cunt should grateful that he even HAS any fans. I’d have given up long ago.

I’ve seen him on TV a couple of times and he comes across as an arrogant, short tempered cunt. And now the chances of him finishing the book before he pegs out (he’s in his seventies now) are even more remote, because he’s just proudly announced that he’s helping to develop a TV show. Sooo…no work on the book, again, eh George? His remaining fans should now drop their slavish devotion and admit that this fat prick is never going to deliver, and move on to an author far more deserving of their adulation. And money. Watch how quick he finishes his book then.

(A link provided by the dashing Night Admin. Check out the picture of the prick who wrote the article, Erik Kain – NA)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2021/02/02/winds-of-winter-george-rr-martin-grrm-game-of-thrones-next-book-update/?sh=465d8939587b

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Is it just me or is Susanna Reid a weak and annoying cunt?

I don’t watch TV, but now and then I’ll check what the blowhard Piers Morgan has been up to on Good Morning Sit Up Britain via You Tube. Piers is always sat next to the 2-D Susanna who seems to be there to bosom breathe, touch her hair, be sympathetic to guests she thinks deserves it, make tut tut face to guests she thinks are bad and take a bad stab at balancing the outraged blowhard Piers. She doesn’t have much in the way of gravitas and is truly second fiddle to Blowhard. The ridiculous format of Piers and Susanna talking at you/into the third wall is bizarre but that’s more a criticism of GMB, so I’ll get back to Susanna.

In the link below, Susanna seems to be desperate to give stink eye to Ant Middleton (of C4 SAS fame), because Ant sad a bad thing about BLM & Coronavirus on Twitter a while ago, for which he apologised. She didn’t smile at Ant once, tried to interrogate him and point the Wokey Pokey finger and failed.

May I just add that this was nominated before I had any knowledge of Piers Morgan’s exit from GMB. By the time this might be published it will be almost entirely irrelevant. Things move so quickly these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdpfC8aXa-E

Nominated by: Cuntologist 

(Thunderbirds are Go Fuck Yourself – NA)

A maiden cunting for our Lou Lou. Why is she a cunt? The silly old whore thought she was 21 again, left her husband and kids to party hard with her buddy, Daisy Lowe, whilst thinking she was going to relaunch her career as every man on the planet wanted to insert his winkie in her.

Sorry Lou, but you were a babe back in the 90s, but you are a wrinkly old has-been now. The relaunched career didn’t quite work out, did it? Not a day goes past without her gurning fizzog in the papers. How Christmas is so hard for her. How her friends deserted her. How she can’t get a date.

Louise, please just fuck off you vain, irritating woman. And put some bloody clothes on; you are not 21.

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback

A special City of Steaming Spires cunting, please, for ex- Councillor for that gay city, Ms Azad, who, as a true Labour hypocrite paid to jump the queue for her Covid vaccination by paying for it and then boasting about in on social meeja:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-56262712

My main objection to this old bag is that here we have yet another ugly woman from the holier-than-thou party. Admittedly it will take her several years to look quite as raddled and decrepit as AnalEase, but she is on the same road. If you are going to fiddle your expenses like Raynor, or jump the queue like this bissom, at east have a nice face and jugs like Liza Nandy.

What is it with these Z-Llist politicians that make them feel they are so deserving of special treatment.?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Sheepshagger in Chief, Mark Drakeford.

Link to his whining is here.

Fuck me, what a link.

In comments rejected by Downing Street, First Minister Mark Drakeford complained of a lack of interaction with Boris Johnson and claimed there was “no institutional architecture to make the United Kingdom work”.

This weasely little parish council leader has Krankie like ambitions. ‘Free Wales because Boris doesnt seem to bother with me, look you’
What a cunt. The Welsh assembly is a fucking joke filled up with unemployables and misfits. Devolution has been a fucking disaster. There is no appetite for independence outside of the barely populated areas where the miserablewelshbastards live (battle cry ‘ they stealin all our water’) The industrial south and the civilised bits of the north will tell the cunt to fuck off.

We are no different to the English regions. Same problems, same feeling that fucking London gets the lions share.
Drakeford is a pathetic, Labour, chancer cunt.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble