Is there anywhere on earth to escape from this globalized melted cheese horror that harasses you like a stalker?

The first time I heard any reference to one was in an American television program in the 1960s when it was called “pizza pie”.
It has since spread like a plague and you cannot go anywhere without it being shoved in your face in takeaways, bars, cafes, restaurants and “pizzarias”. Even supermarkets sell disgusting frozen versions.

I´ve sampled pizzas all over the world, including in Italy, and with few exceptions have gagged and choked on an indigestible mix of ingredients that have blended as easily as the Israelis and the Palestinians.

One of the reasons for its ubiquity is the massive profit margin it brings. Throw in a few bits of mousetrap cheese, some scraps of leftover tomato and onion, sprinkle any old stuff on it – sardines, anchovies, salami, herbs that have been sitting on the shelf for decades after their expiry date – give it a fancy Italian name and charge a fortune.
Molto grazie sucker!

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Nowadays you don’t have to be following MSM in order to make your piss boil.

Just opening a simple letter today had my porridge coming out my ears.

The letter in question was from the NHS, inviting me to make an appointment for a COVID jab. No problem there. I might be an old cunt but I’m an old cunt always looking for ways of growing older. This is not what I’m cunting so anti-vaxxers piss off with comments about the vaccine – we’ve been through it all before.

No, the steam started rising whilst looking at the translation in 16 languages, translating the English web address into . . . .well, err, English!

Any cunt living in this country who can’t enter a web address and place a translator on it has no business being here (along with many others.)

What a fuckin waste of money. Every fuckin language under the sun even Tagalog –

What fuckin language is that?

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt 

(It’s an old link but we get the message – DA https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16905491

Which ever side of the fence you sit regarding the impeachment of the great orange one you have to admit that it is a fucking massive waste of public money.

Fuck knows how much because I don’t. It will be however, many millions and millions of tax payers money. Also certain Trump haters get to ponce about in front of the TV. Self serving cunts.

If they are in that much of a need to see him in court then fund it themselves. Really is typical of Lib socialists democrats to spend (waste) public money like this.

He’s gone and is very unlikely to return you money wasting cunts.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

Ursula von der Leyen is a cunt, isn’t she?

She was parachuted into the job of EU Commission President for the simple reason that Mutti Merkel wanted rid of her. As Defence Minister of Germany, she was a total failure and was responsible for the German Army having to use broomsticks instead of guns on a NATO training exercise because she failed to procure sufficient guns for them.

Now as President of the EU Commission, she is ultimately responsible for the EU’s disastrous vaccine programme and is blaming everybody other than herself and the EU for this nightmare. The stupid cunt was late in ordering the vaccines and, as the UK is racing ahead of the EUSSR in its vaccination programme, she is resorting to all sorts of nasty shenanigans such as threatening to close the border between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland, raiding vaccine-manufacturing factories, banning the exports of COVID vaccines to the UK, demanding that vaccines manufactured in the UK by AstraZeneca go to the EU before the UK (even though we ordered them first), and slagging off the UK for approving vaccines before the UK did.

As for the aforementioned broomsticks, this witch should jump on hers and fly off taking the entire EU with her. If she can’t do that I hope that the German Army will practice its goosestepping by stamping her into the ground.

Ursula von der Leyen and the EU – you are a pack of cunts.

Admin – here is a link to Telegraph articles on the bitch: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/ursula-von-der-leyen/

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

Twitter deserves a nomination. And no, it’s not because that cunt, Dorsey, banned Trump. I’ve just heard a disturbing thing about Twitter on the Quartering’s YouTube channel. Apparently, an old image and videos of a 13 year old being abused (these were taken several years ago) appeared on Twitter.

The victim and their mother requested that Twitter take them down, which is a perfectly reasonable I think because, y’know, child porn. Twitter said no, because it didn’t breach it’s terms of service. Except, it DID, because Twitter’s TOS specifically says it protects children from this kind of shit. In the end, it took a federal agent from the Department of Homeland Security to get the offending articles taken. After more than 160,000 perverts had viewed the material, and Twitter had made money from them by placing ads in them. And at one point, Twitter insisted that the victim prove it was actually them in the image and videos. Cunts.

So let’s put this in perspective. Twitter bans Trump for allegedly inciting the recent violence in the Capitol. It ignores propaganda issued by the Chinese Communist Party, a dictatorship currently engaged in the genocide of the Muslim Uyghars, enforced sterilisation of their women and internment in re-education camps, where are they are basically used as slave labour.

They also ignore Antifart and BLM openly planning the recent riots in Portland, Seattle and other U.S. cities. They daily ignore all kinds of disgusting, far left filth. They see absolutely no reason to take any of that down and ban the scum responsible for it. But they WILL ban anyone who has an even slightly differing view to theirs, even if they have never actually done anything other than express an opinion that the Twitter twats disagree with. And now they see nothing wrong with allowing what is apparently (I have not seen it, nor would I want to) undeniably child porn. Not against their terms of service? How about it being against the fucking LAW.

There is now a law suit against Twitter over this, and I hope the victim and their mother take them to the fucking cleaners. Also, their share prices are down on the markets. I doubt that will be enough to end Twitter, but maybe the loss of a few million dollars will be enough to have the shareholders and investors demanding Dorsey be shown the door. Other social media sites have suffered losses on the markets, but not as badly as Twitter.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw