Claudia Winkleman (2)

Claudia fucking Winkleman is a cunt, this attention seeking cunt is doing my head in completely.

This gormless cunt, with a fringe that boils my piss and half a can of Mr Sheen in her hair is doing her latest set of adds, this fuckmonkey was annoying before but now she’s reaching her upper limit, stupid questions, silly voices, of course silly hair, all on top of her whole crew taking a pay cunt so she can have a pay raise.

Claudia fuck off you cunt, I’m sick of seeing you face, hair, adds.

Sick of hearing your voice, especially the silly voices just go away, fuck off, a shark attack is the only thing I would like to see CW involved in, and hopefully her head and shoulders will be all that’s left….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

33 thoughts on “Claudia Winkleman (2)

  1. Good cunting. This woman, with her stupid hair, is a total non-entity devoid of talent and extremely irritating to boot. Whenever she appears I want to throw a brick through the tv. But then anyone associated with Simply Cunts Prancing is bound to be a talentless exhibitionist cunt.

  2. Be like getting a blowjob off The Adams Family’s Cousin Itt….not that I’d let that stop me,of course.

  3. Hopeless, talentless cunt that soaks her hair in Castrol GTX every day. Any fool associated with Strictly Cunts Prancing is bound to be a weapons grade exhibitionist cunt.

  4. We are supposed to believe that she really uses Head and Shoulders ffs. Well, if she does she must rinse her hair with Mr Sheen.

    Didn’t Joe Hart used to advertise this brand? He was then snapped up by Iceland after England lost to them.

    I loathe Strictly Cum Dancing and Ms Winklebum is the epitome of vacuous celebrity culture.

    Stupid bitch.

  5. I bet she has that ludicrous hair because she was called slaphead at school. Fuck knows how it got on telly. Crap presenting skills, looks like a reject from The Dark Crystal or Terrahawks, and about as attractive as gone off cat food.

    Absolutely awful cunt. A Furby wearing a Beatle wig.

    • She’s part of “the tribe”, they always look after their own regardless of talent or not.
      Stacey Solomon is another example of the talentless tribal cunts, back of a spoon faced cunt anarl.

  6. What a horrible annoying plastic cunt she is with a cunts voice and a cunts haircut

  7. You can take the Ronseal and Loctite out of the girl, but you’d be left with Goldie Hawn dunked in gravy browning.

  8. Can’t agree with this cunting. Even though Fugly is usually spot on with his noms, this is way off. Still, not to worry, everyone has their blind spots!

    It is firmly my view that Ms Winkleman is a delectable little minx. The photos chosen by DA are shit snaps designed to undermine. Maybe they are of some other cunt? A sort of lookie-likie? Whenever I see her on the shampoo ads she looks scrummy.

    Good afternoon, everyone.

  9. That fringe must be very irritating. It certainly irritates the fuck out of.

    Get it cut, fgs! Or maybe it hides the fact she has manky eyebrows.

  10. That fringe must be very irritating. It certainly irritates the fuck out of me.

    Get it cut, fgs! Or maybe it hides the fact she has manky eyebrows.

  11. I bet she’s got that fringe because someone tattooed the word ‘Twat’ on her forehead after she’d passed out one night.

  12. Anyone who covers their face with hair and fake tan is obviously hiding their insecurities.
    Anyway, i find Tess Daly just as irritating if not more so the unfunny BBC tick box cunts.

    • This fucker and the even worse bulldyke Steph Mcgovern and they shitbags loose wimmin. Talentless fuckin harpies.
      Really hate Big Steph McGov tho

      • Monty you will no doubt be as pleased as I was to read that one of McGovern lunch time shows recently had so few viewers it was rated as zero in the official rating figures.

  13. I would willingly give my hair for this woman’s spleen. She is and always has been top of my ‘shits list.’
    Highest paid female cunt on TV I believe. Talentless twat

  14. Manky-looking old tart.

    Looks like she’s washed her hair in Slick 50, and then spent ten hours stoking up an old boiler, whilst tripping on acid.

    I bet she takes it up the shit pipe though.
    And if she asked me, it would be rude not to oblige.

  15. She appeals to my baser nature. True, her ads are bloody annoyin, but she is better-looking than that old hag Toksvig, who now irritates constantly on behalf of Farte d’Or.
    And just when I thought I was rid of the bloody HSBC gimme grunt.

  16. Yes she is a nauseating cunt with a hairdo that looks like the fuckin top half of the Muslim jihab.

  17. I’m sorry 20,000 every tart has her fans, I want to trunk Salma Hayek and Rachel Stevens, preferably at the same time but CW really grinds my gears.

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